💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Lonely khan]

Boogie brags about taking her virginity and shit any chance he gets to ten thousand people

That's because Boogie has never had conventional sex with her.

Hes too fucking fat.

He only brings the creepy "I took a 20 yr olds virginity at 50" thing up when people call her a hooker or product of sugaring. It's a lie to frame her as an innocent non hooker because in boogies mind he deserves someone pure.

What matters is she is barely an adult with a low IQ, suffering from long term trauma, likely has multiple mental health issues, abuses substances, has no work history, no higher education or skills, no future prospects, no friends, limited family support, no transportation, and no money.

Yeah people are fishing for PEDO confirmation because we all know boogie hands out more pedo flags than a pride parade. Unfortunetly Boogie's specializes in relationships that are wrong but not illegal. The only legal recourse would be some sort of conservaship ala JF Garapie victim #1. Her parents probably have matching IQs and are broke so that's unlikely. Her only real out is for boogie to die, her to go pawn all of his shit then make telegram drama channel runs talking about what a piece of shit Boogie was for donos. Unfortunately keem will probably get his hooks into her at that point and split the proceeds from her inevitable tell all interviews. Grim shit.

 

[RandallBoggs]

What the fuck kind of existence is this?

I find comfort in the knowledge that he probably really is in constant pain, and if he’s still somehow not experiencing the consequences of lifelong morbid obesity, it will happen very soon. More pain means more pill abuse and a higher likelihood of an OD

 

[A Bit Concerning]

That's because Boogie has never had conventional sex with her.

Hes too fucking fat.

Can he even get hard enough to actually cum? One of the very few health issues he’s claimed to have that I actually think he does have is incredibly low testosterone, obviously it’s because he’s a 50 year old, 500 pound blob who eats nothing but fast food and drinks nothing but full sugar Mountain Dew all day while getting 0 physical activity, but you can see it from his body too. I’ve mentioned this before but he has almost no muscle anywhere, (especially his upper body) and he has a lot of other symptoms of low testosterone (no body hair, thinner facial hair even compared to a couple of years ago, emotional dysfunction (although that’s also explainable by him just an evil personality), and just generally looking like a pile of rotten food). I know he stopped taking the TRT (or so he claims) too which would’ve made it even worse.

I doubt he’s able to get hard without viagra or blue chew and even then if he actually reaches a climax it’s probably terrible because his hormones are so fucked.

and if he’s still somehow not experiencing the consequences of lifelong morbid obesity, it will happen very soon.

Heart attack on stream. I’m calling it now.

 

[Lonely khan]

Can he even get hard enough to actually cum

I apologize to the thread for being the catalyst to this question.

Viagra and it's contemporaries exist so a pill popping hedonist like Boogie probably has to pop a pill to be in the romancing way.

Those pills do have blood pressure implications so my guess is he buys cialis from his pain med plug because any good faith doctor wouldn't give him the RX. He might also use bluechew or some knock off ... unfortunately the medical industry has provided a cure for the fat and impotent. And we all know boogie doesn't give a fuck about side effects or personal health so he probably pops them for his monthly 5k blowjob and all the weird gooning he does the other 29 days of the month.

I pray I'm wrong and that boogie can't get an erection even with a bottle full of Viagra, or that I'm right and he's incapable of conventional sex so there isn't a risk of procreation with dez2.

Between that 50 yr old sperm and Dez2's short bus bonfides it's safe to say their kid would he the tardest.

 

[xerxes]

Someone on the subreddit took a capture of the retard begging (again) and noted that he's going bald.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Boogie retorts: "I'm gonna go get her tomorrow just to prove you wrong. Fuck her family, I'll go get her tomorrow just to prove you wrong Keem." What a normal response.

Normally I'd wonder what she thought about him saying that but she doesn't think so...

Why does Boogie hate Bowblax?

I thought it was because his name reminded him of Dez1.0

My Boogie fatigue has reached Boogie exhaustion

Same, its why I haven't even bothered reading the thread, let alone watching the content, for a while now.

Boogie should commit Japanese ritualistic suicide on stream.

Could this even work? Not sure if he could use a sword long enough to cut through the fat into his organs.

He'd be the first case of Seppuku with a Daikatana since John Romero's career.

 

[Spectator]

I’d say @Lonely khan has it right. Boogie can get it up using med, but those meds are a big no no for someone his mass. His heart is more important than his dick is the kind of epiphany he’s supposed to have.

He might get it up long enough to call it an erection, but he’s too immobile to actually thrust and too fat to make it to her skeleton-child frame. Add in blood pressure and heart irregularity there is no way this guy is reaching the summit. He can pretend all he wants, but as with everything.. Boogie Lies.

He prob wants to watch other dudes bang Desi2 due to his lack of performance.
Not the first middle age scum to pull these schemes on a barely cognitive child bride and won’t be the last. It;s just too bad Desi is too dim to understand her position.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Same, its why I haven't even bothered reading the thread, let alone watching the content, for a while now.

Doesnt look like anyone is missing anything anyway. He just seems to be leaning into the 'heel' character on streams for attention. Doing shit like demanding donations, calling out Papa Gut for paying women for services (lol the irony), and forcefully getting on his knees to beg for money.

It's so clearly him doing and saying things to try to get people talking about him again. It's forced and gay.

 

[Preacher ✝]

He just seems to be leaning into the 'heel' character on streams for attention.

If he really went for it that could actually be entertaining but, as is typical of Boogie, he's taken a non-committal bet hedging approach to it.

 

[Spectator]

If he really went for it that could actually be entertaining but, as is typical of Boogie, he's taken a non-committal bet hedging approach to it.

Boogie could be wildly entertaining, but his ego will always fuck him over. He enjoys humiliation, but only on his terms. It’s boring. Especially with so much potential for willful stupidity.

 

[AnOminous]

It doesn’t matter if she was over 18.

It legally does even if it doesn't make Boogie any less of a piece of shit who should die. 17 years 364 days doesn't magically transmogrify into an adult, and we don't arbitrarily draw a line at 18 for that reason. It's more that if you can't keep your dick in your pants (or the appropriate genitalia) even when there's a law against it and you get put on a registry if you get caught, you're probably in need of punishment.

The guy who waits until midnight for the teenager to be "legal" is no less morally repugnant, but at least has the self control to stay on the not going to jail side of the law.

Boogie is a disgusting pervert and a pedo and would gladly go as low as whatever age of consent was where he was, but he's also a fat coward who wouldn't deliberately do stuff that would get him sent to jail. The only reason he thought randomly firing a gun into a residential neighborhood was somehow legal is that he's also a low IQ retard, because even his brain is fat.

Die, Boogie.

 

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Boogie could be wildly entertaining

no

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I apologize to the thread for being the catalyst to this question.

Viagra and it's contemporaries exist so a pill popping hedonist like Boogie probably has to pop a pill to be in the romancing way.

When you are that morbidly obese and your fat flaps only allow .5" of your 4" boner to be visible what is the point of Viagra? And even if he had enough shop tools/speculums to peel the fat aside what would one get out of it?

 

[A Bit Concerning]

I pray I'm wrong and that boogie can't get an erection even with a bottle full of Viagra, or that I'm right and he's incapable of conventional sex so there isn't a risk of procreation with dez2.

Even if he CAN somehow get an erection, can somehow ejaculate and can somehow get his dick far enough out of the 5+ inch sheath of fat around it to get it inside of her, his sperm count is probably incredibly low if he isn’t completely infertile already. That might be the only good part of their relationship, he can’t get her pregnant and further entrap her with him.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Boogie is and will always be a virgin.

Die Boogie.

 

[pippy]

I hope we get a Boogie Jail arc where he can tell all the socioeconomic factor americans about how hes famous on youtube and how his mom had jungle fever

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I hope we get a Boogie Jail arc where he can tell all the socioeconomic factor americans about how hes famous on youtube and how his mom had jungle fever

With all of his fat folds he could take a 6 on 1 booty warrior sexual assault with ease.

 

[Lonely khan]

Add in blood pressure and heart irregularity there is no way this guy is reaching the summit. He can pretend all he wants, but as with everything.. Boogie Lies.

Yeah and like I said upthread, he brings the "took her virginity" line up when people call her a hooker or sugaring thot. Boogies lies are completely in the moment to deflect whatever criticism he is getting.

When they call her a child bride his ego gets bruised and he blurts "SHES AN ADULT!" because in the legal sense of the word I guess she is. Call her a hooker and boogie has to make this "ADULT!" look innocent; "heh, I took her virginity, she's not a hooker". Call out the creepiness of the relationship like the Clum doc and it's "were having the best sex of our lives".

It's all contextual because he's a walking parody of a human who will tell you whatever lie gets him though the last talking point. Just like how Dez having "the best sex of her life" would denote that she has some sort of sexual history prior to Boogie to compare it too even though he took her virginity, but also how this virgin is totally an adult.

 

[Terfatron]

I step away for a second and you guys are balls deep in a discussion about boogies penis and how it would perform if it worked.

My mans, I know the milk is dry but penis sperg, come on now.

 

[pippy]

I step away for a second and you guys are balls deep in a discussion about boogies penis and how it would perform if it worked.

My mans, I know the milk is dry but penis sperg, come on now.

It's penis inspection day in the boogie thread and I haven't even studied