Spanish Learning Thread - I wonder why this hasn't been a thread yet.

[Alex Hogendorp]

Spanish is possibly the #1 go to language learning for English speakers not just because it's easy but because a lot of people speak the language. I've been learning the language since the start of this year and I can't wait to go to Mexico to practice speaking it.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

I can't wait to go to Mexico to practice speaking it.

dont get shot by the drug cartels hombre.

 

[Sock Cucker]

Let me know when you figure out how to use the virgulilla.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

SALAMONKA MONI
SALAMONKA BLOD

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

virgulilla

Do you mean the tilde? In spanish the virgulilla is only used in ñ

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

ñigger

 

[G19]

Puta madre!

 

[Tism the Return II]

Just don't go to Mexico, I wouldn't go there if I was paid to. Hit up NY and walk around the Queens/Bronx area instead for the official jumped by latinos experience.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Well, i can share you some Spanish Neutral knowledge, but only if you are serious.
If not, basically i'm gonna throw you some classic Spanish Neutral insults.

 

[Annoying Orange]

I can't wait to go to Mexico to practice speaking it.

Go to El Salvador instead. All the gang members there is in jail.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Wonderful, let's start practicing!

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Dora says:
- Ey, dame todo tu dinero cabrón.

What's the correct answer?
- Calla puto, si quieres plata pregúntale a tu reputa madre.
- Yo... no hablo... esto... Espaniol...
- Claro que sí, chingón! (pulls out gun, shoots them just above the eyebrow)

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Dora says:
Si elegiste la tercera opción... if you chose the third option... Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!! You get a golden star!! Ganaste el juego!

 

[winterfag]

I'm not sure I want to know what the Hispanics are saying around me

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Remember proper greetings in every language such as please and thank you. They go a long way.

Another one is a good conversation starter: “¿tienes polla grande? OwO ¿que es esto?”

Say that to any Hispanic man or woman and you will be quite popular en el barrio

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

OP, I hate Mexican Spanish, but I know Spanish so if you need help I can lend a hand.

 

[pogoroooo]

Chales, el pinche @Null nunca va a reconocer a los mexinacos porque desprecia el español el muy puñal. Igual te quiero cabron, eres el gringo mas chingon.

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One of the reasons to love spanish is that is a very gendered language, so no stupid pronoun or xe/xir/xer type bullshit. Only the most idiotic and autistic individuals try to adapt that kind of crap into the language but most normal people don't give a shit about it.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Chales, el pinche @Null nunca va a reconocer a los mexinacos porque desprecia el español el muy puñal. Igual te quiero cabron, eres el gringo mas chingon.

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One of the reasons to love spanish is that is a very gendered language, so no stupid pronoun or xe/xir/xer type bullshit. Only the most idiotic and autistic individuals try to adapt that kind of crap into the language but most normal people don't give a shit about it.

Acting like shit like the pronoun 'ele' hasn't been tried or shit like 'amixes' or 'pibis' wasn't a meme.

 

[invisibult plus+]

I hope you're not using Duolingo.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Queso means cheese in Spanish.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

Taco taco gtfo my country.

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

Acting like shit like the pronoun 'ele' hasn't been tried or shit like 'amixes' or 'pibis' wasn't a meme.