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The early run of Spawn was kind of a narrative mess, ngl. Todd really needed a freaking editor to tard wrangle him. The plot barely progressed and we dedicated entire issues with meta narratives about indie writers and super heroes.

Really makes you wonder why people even came to love Spawn so much, was it simply the design and the basic backstory of the character? I guess the HBO animated series that was sadly short lived did help a lot and Spawn and Keith David just fit together like heaven (or rather hell?)
 
I don't know if it's even controversial, but I genuinely thought Watchmen sucked. Maybe it didn't work for me because I'm not really a comic reader in general, but everybody was like "DUUUUUUDE YOU HAVE TO READ WATCHMEN, it's Not Like Other Comics™, it's the best thing EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and then it totally wasn't. It was just pretentious crap.
 
I don't know if it's even controversial, but I genuinely thought Watchmen sucked. Maybe it didn't work for me because I'm not really a comic reader in general, but everybody was like "DUUUUUUDE YOU HAVE TO READ WATCHMEN, it's Not Like Other Comics™, it's the best thing EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and then it totally wasn't. It was just pretentious crap.
I’ve been suggested to read Immortal Hulk by a friend because he liked it and he knows I’m a big enjoyer of Hulk, but I definitely get other arguments from another friend who hated the story and from what I’ve been spoiled of it, there’s parts that fundamentally breaks the character, how can say this without getting into too much, imagine the Spider-Totem storyline where they wanted to make out that “it’s your destiny to be Spider-Man” and it wasn’t the radioactive spider that gave you powers, but it was MAGIC! So there’s definitely cases where I can be mixed on taking suggestions to read, but when it comes to one thing I did get recommended but I actually enjoyed was the Manga Shy which is a good story with an exploration on complex conflicting emotions you wouldn’t expect, and aspirational values that I decided to collect more volumes.

As for Watchmen, I wouldn’t say I enjoy the story overall but there’s parts that I enjoy such as Rorschach and Dr. Manhattan. However, I do believe the enjoyment and praise is rather overblown like with Frank Miller’s Dark Knight Returns that let’s be honest, the animated movie is the only thing most are familiar with that they wouldn’t notice how they screwed with Superman, as well the political commentary which I’ve heard was the worst part when it talked about Ronald Regan and the U.S. government.

So to put this a little short, I greatly prefer to be the one to give recommendations to people but there’s times you have to be either curious or critical when you get recommendations from others.
 
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The early run of Spawn was kind of a narrative mess, ngl. Todd really needed a freaking editor to tard wrangle him. The plot barely progressed and we dedicated entire issues with meta narratives about indie writers and super heroes.

Really makes you wonder why people even came to love Spawn so much, was it simply the design and the basic backstory of the character? I guess the HBO animated series that was sadly short lived did help a lot and Spawn and Keith David just fit together like heaven (or rather hell?)
I believe that was something Peter David noticed when he was first writing The Incredible Hulk, as to quote from the Visionary titles;

“He felt McFarlane had a lot of potential and originally wanted him on G.I.
Joe. But Todd's storytelling was incredibly weak and Larry Hama, the G.I. Joe maven, didn't want the tyro artist cutting teeth on his, Larry's, book. So Bob asked me if Todd's pencils were acceptable to me, or if he should start looking for another artist.” -Peter David
 
I believe that was something Peter David noticed when he was first writing The Incredible Hulk, as to quote from the Visionary titles;

“He felt McFarlane had a lot of potential and originally wanted him on G.I.
Joe. But Todd's storytelling was incredibly weak and Larry Hama, the G.I. Joe maven, didn't want the tyro artist cutting teeth on his, Larry's, book. So Bob asked me if Todd's pencils were acceptable to me, or if he should start looking for another artist.” -Peter David

Yeah, Todd is a good artist but we all need to accept...he isnt a good storyteller, at least when left entirely on his own devices.
 
I enjoyed The Scumbag by Rick Remender except for the end
where everything is revealed to just be a dream he's having as he ODs from some poisoned heroin he bought from his dealer who just wanted him out of his life.
 
The early run of Spawn was kind of a narrative mess, ngl. Todd really needed a freaking editor to tard wrangle him. The plot barely progressed and we dedicated entire issues with meta narratives about indie writers and super heroes.

Really makes you wonder why people even came to love Spawn so much, was it simply the design and the basic backstory of the character? I guess the HBO animated series that was sadly short lived did help a lot and Spawn and Keith David just fit together like heaven (or rather hell?)
it was literally just the design. the first 5 issues are pretty good but after that spawn goes on to be terrible for the next 180 issues that I read after downloading on the pirate bay and the 15 after that came out while I was in high school. it's a good looking character, cool concept. the book is shit. always was shit. the HBO show elevated that early shit to super high bar that nothing outside of it (in the first 200 issues) ever matched. some of the spin offs I liked, but I would never go back to any of the main series again besides the first 5 issues. if I thought it was horribly written as a 15 year old I probably couldn't finish a 20 page random issue as a grown man.

that said I rewatch the show every two years or so. the ps2 game is also fun. and despite truncating and being a narrative mess, is a more comprehensible version of the storyline it's based on. I like the ps1 and snes games too but they suck, I just had them as a kid and played them so much I can just walk through both of them.
 
I don't know if it's even controversial, but I genuinely thought Watchmen sucked. Maybe it didn't work for me because I'm not really a comic reader in general, but everybody was like "DUUUUUUDE YOU HAVE TO READ WATCHMEN, it's Not Like Other Comics™, it's the best thing EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and then it totally wasn't. It was just pretentious crap.
To me, Watchmen has a limited appeal. It's appealing for people who want to read about politics in comics without it turning into a modern-day shitfest between Trump fans and SJWs, but there were more than a few inconsistencies that take you out of the story. Like, why the hell does America fear a nuclear war with the Soviets when Dr. Manhattan could probably spawn enough clones of himself to obstruct and teleport the Soviet nukes into space? Hell, the Soviet Union has most of its cities in the western part of the USSR; Doc Manhattan, according to the lore notes, could devastate large parts of the Soviet landscape, so if he did that to the western USSR, there'd be no Cold War left.

Or, if they're that adamant in ending the nuclear threat while keeping Uncle Sam's hands clean to avoid retaliation, Ozymandias could just clone his fucking tentacle hentai monster, ship one clone to Moscow, the other clone to Beijing, maybe send a third one to Petrograd, and a fourth to Pyongyang, have them explode and kill the people of those cities, and watch as the Commies eat each other in civil war and infighting once their leaders are all dead, thereby eliminating the Soviet threat and the potential nuclear war. He's going to kill millions of innocents anyways, make that strike against the Commies then have America swoop in and help them rebuild while whining about false alien attacks. Hell, if he did that, Ozymandias would probably gain Rorschach's respect, and the rest of the heroes would stay silent now that what's left of the Commie nations need America's help to get back on track and the Cold War ends.

Moore overlooking these details just weakens the details of his story. It'd make more sense if the Soviets had a godlike man of their own to counter Doctor Manhattan, so that a war between the two superpowers would probably end with the two supermen killing each other and destroying the planet in the process, making the idea of the Cold War going hot something to be avoided at all costs.
 
Moore overlooking these details just weakens the details of his story.
Moore didn’t overlook them, these details completely miss the point of the plot and characters involved. Ozy’s plan hinges on a new and fundamental force becoming uncontrollable from the outset as an overarching metaphor for the nuclear bomb to humanity as a whole. This required a private entity experimenting in theoretical physics, something not occurring in the USSR post-space-race, to act as a patsy for his plan.
Ozy’s character is built on, despite being the pinnacle of physical and intellectual ability, gets lost in the narrative of his own plans, and misses the little details (this was 100% a planned element on Moore’s part): despite his Amerocentric stance, all he really does is murder millions of Americans for a plan that is doomed to fail because he completely disregards Rorschach’s tenacity as an investigator.
 
Moore didn’t overlook them, these details completely miss the point of the plot and characters involved. Ozy’s plan hinges on a new and fundamental force becoming uncontrollable from the outset as an overarching metaphor for the nuclear bomb to humanity as a whole. This required a private entity experimenting in theoretical physics, something not occurring in the USSR post-space-race, to act as a patsy for his plan.
Ozy’s character is built on, despite being the pinnacle of physical and intellectual ability, gets lost in the narrative of his own plans, and misses the little details (this was 100% a planned element on Moore’s part): despite his Amerocentric stance, all he really does is murder millions of Americans for a plan that is doomed to fail because he completely disregards Rorschach’s tenacity as an investigator.
But the thing is, if he targeted the Commies instead, not only would it lead to Red China and the USSR getting crippled, but Rorshach would probably agree with it and say that it was necessary to win the war. Anticommunist that he is, he'd probably relish it if millions of Commies died, and Ozy's plans would have no chance of being revealed because the one guy who could reveal it, would not.
 
But the thing is, if he targeted the Commies instead, not only would it lead to Red China and the USSR getting crippled, but Rorshach would probably agree with it and say that it was necessary to win the war. Anticommunist that he is, he'd probably relish it if millions of Commies died, and Ozy's plans would have no chance of being revealed because the one guy who could reveal it, would not.
So I looked into the book again, and he does have plans to escalate things to killing more people across the globe if the New York squid doesn’t work. But you’re giving Ozymandias too much credit: he never even considered Rorschach in the first place. Despite being The Smartest Man Alive, Ozy isn’t omniscient like Doctor Manhattan is, and considered Manhattan the only real threat to his plans. The story isn’t how Ozy solved the Cold War, written in an era when sudden nuclear war was still in the public consciousness; it’s a story about how, in order for a parallel society of vigilantes and villains to arise from a world with no super powers and limited super science, the individuals in said parallel society would have to be foundationally deranged to a man. Ozy’s character flaw is that he believes the ends justify the means, resulting in him being no more than a mass-murdering hypocrite.
 
So I looked into the book again, and he does have plans to escalate things to killing more people across the globe if the New York squid doesn’t work. But you’re giving Ozymandias too much credit: he never even considered Rorschach in the first place. Despite being The Smartest Man Alive, Ozy isn’t omniscient like Doctor Manhattan is, and considered Manhattan the only real threat to his plans. The story isn’t how Ozy solved the Cold War, written in an era when sudden nuclear war was still in the public consciousness; it’s a story about how, in order for a parallel society of vigilantes and villains to arise from a world with no super powers and limited super science, the individuals in said parallel society would have to be foundationally deranged to a man. Ozy’s character flaw is that he believes the ends justify the means, resulting in him being no more than a mass-murdering hypocrite.
If he was going to be a mass-murdering hypocrite, the least he could've been is a mass-murdering hypocrite who kills the enemy instead of his own countrymen. I mean, there was no guarantee the Soviets won't just attack when they see America shaken by an alien attack. Knowing the real-world Soviets, they'd probably think the aliens are on their side and they'd make use of the opening that the attack on NYC caused. But I suppose gambling people's lives based on his idiotic logic is par for the course for Ozy.
 
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If he was going to be a mass-murdering hypocrite, the least he could've been is a mass-murdering hypocrite who kills the enemy instead of his own countrymen.
You're missing the forest for the trees here. Him killing his own countrymen is a major element to what makes him a hypocrite. Ozymandias doesn't realize he's a hypocrite. The only character in the entire comic that exemplifies what it takes to actually be a hero at the end and not stand for costumed psychopaths killing en masse was Rorschach, whom you're expected to be an inherently bad person because he's written to be the political opposition of Alan Moore.
 
You're missing the forest for the trees here. Him killing his own countrymen is a major element to what makes him a hypocrite. Ozymandias doesn't realize he's a hypocrite. The only character in the entire comic that exemplifies what it takes to actually be a hero at the end and not stand for costumed psychopaths killing en masse was Rorschach, whom you're expected to be an inherently bad person because he's written to be the political opposition of Alan Moore.
Correction-Rorschach was written to be intentionally bad by Alan Moore, who wants people to agree with Ozy that the ends justify the means, and the peace Ozy bought with innocent lives was going to be ruined by Rorschach. It's just that, like with all British liberals, Moore underestimated how much people would love Rorschach, and he accidentally created a character people adored for standing up for the innocent and for his values.

Alan Moore's message with Watchmen is that costumed dorks solving the world's problems by beating people up on the street doesn't work, especially when they're right-wing nutcases, yet the most popular out of the heroes in Watchmen is Rorschach, whose main thing is that he's a right-wing vigilante nutcase who tries to fix the world by beating people up on the streets.
 
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