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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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When Dick Masterson is the one telling you to stop doing drugs, it might be time for a break Ralph. Coke is cheaper in Mexico than in the US anyway. If you got an 8 ball and actually produced some entertaining, high energy hollarin content, people might be inclined to throw a few more nickels in your beggars cup.
 
:diddler: Mah hip, which is not broken btw, is hurtin' way tew much 'fer me ta dew a stream today! Maybe i'll turn my camera on fer that there Kamala interview... if ah feeel like it, bish.
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Piggyback is broke, so he can't sit in his squeaky smelly gamer chair for 3 hours.
Pathetic, weak little piggy with four titties. How utterly buck broken. Sucks to be a piggy with a bifurcated gunt.
 
The Gunt knows, the Gunt cares. (A)
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Pretty sure he is pilled out his mind again, he didn't get the sarcastic tone of that comment.
A sueycide baiting little piggy with quadruple titties wants someone else to an hero.
There's an infinitely higher chance for piggymoobs to off himself.
 
It will never not be funny to me that Ralph absolutely cannot comprehend that his big Ralphadubs are never when something good happens to him, but only when something bad happens to someone else. Ralph's life is so shit that his only wins are when bad things happen to someone else for a change.
 
why does he even bother going to visit his son? If he cared about his kids he wouldn't be a fuckup.
Notice how he always announces his visits and boasts about them, often well before the chicken is hatched?

Or how he talks about having keedz anytime a guest remotely hints at having family and responsibilities?

Entirely performative.
 
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