🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BathTubShine]

Ralph has already done time, it changed him for a while. He is deathly afraid of going back (as seen during his revenge porn trial). Also, piggy would probably die of Xannie withdrawals.

YA OOONAAAH BISSHHH!! YOOUUU CAN'T TAKE MAH XANNYBERRIES, UNDER MEHICAN LAWS I CAN HAVE UNDER 50 PILLS WITHOUT PRESCRIPTION! TAX FREEE BISH!!

 

[Nate Higgers]

His core support group these days consists entirely of white trash drug addicts who seek his validation and acknowledgement. Five years ago he had a group of retards that he'd keep around for the express purpose of fucking with people he didn't like, because he thought it was funny.

Are we talking about Ralph, or Dax Herrera?

 

[Drunkensailor]

Ethan is waddling as fast as he can to the border. The likelihood of him catching a witness tampering/intimidation case is very low. However it is not zero, and he knows that, so we will not hear from him again, until he crosses the border to safety. For all his faults and abysmal animal treatment (rip tug), he truly loves his pets and he knows that the water and food pile will not last if he is detained for any length of time.

Run, piggy run

 

[Rage Pig]

From @mryellow62 on X

 

[Vibralldo]

Null just said on today's MatI (about 1:15:00 in) that Aaron had said, that Ralph is being investigated for witness intimidation in a criminal case. Specifically for posting Aaron's address and home pics while cavorting with the Rekietas.
Edit: confirmed on steel toe show today, here's a clip:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f8cSCRjaYEMPartial show on youtube (full show on friday is on rumble):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Fc4OqGVl8A:903

https://rumble.com/v5c2bp9-no-pigs-were-harmed-stms-08-23-24.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

>Be Nick
>Laugh at Ralph sharting on stream
>Ralph responds by declaring a vendetta, calling your children retards and your wife a whore
>Forgive Ralph
>He implicates you in witness intimidation relating to your ongoing trial

Great job, Nick

 

[Pelican Bones]

Judge: "Ethan Ralph. We have reason to believe you may have engaged in witness tampering. Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Ethan Ralph: "I'm not Ethan Ralph."

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

List of states Ralph maybe served legal documents:

• Virginia (Outstanding issue with car crash, likely more outstanding traffic and credit issues)
• New York (Child custody)
• California (Child custody)
• Minnesota (Intimidation)

List of states Ralph has also been threatened in:

• Texas (Blaze Media, Ghost Politics)

If Ralph somehow can’t get back to El Rancho Gunt, I wish he could go on and violate a law in every state. Collect them like souvenir spoons or bracelet charms. It’s not like he won’t be able to wiggle himself out of the strong arm of the law, greased pigs are hard to catch.

Also LOL Nick, you deserve every bit of this. Another win for the Toe!

 

[AnOminous]

Witness intimidation is a federal crime. I'm not a lawyer, but if he leaves the country and later gets charged for it I think that means he'll be arrested if he ever returns to the US. It will be kind of hard to visit his son after that.

Only in a federal case (or maybe using the Internet). This is a Minnesota case, and it's a Minnesota crime. Minn. Stat. § 609.498. I'm frankly not sure this would qualify but I'd still imagine Nick may have yet another reason to have to talk to cops again, and not in a Denny's.

(In theory just involving the Internet might create federal jurisdiction but in actuality they're never or almost never going to exercise it without some direct federal interest involved.)

I am not a lawyer, but if Ralph really was in Wisconsin when he posted Aaron's dox, that would be witness tampering / intimidation across state lines, which could raise it to a Federal issue, if it's pursued.

I still don't see a federal interest here, but Minnesota, if Aaron is telling the truth, does indeed appear fascinated by this dwarf showing up in town, openly and notoriously consorting with Rekieta, and suddenly this happens.

Ralph actually has a reasonable defense in that there's a corpus of evidence proving that he's always seething online and saying shit that he never actually does. Being a well-documented pussy might actually work in his favor.

I think his better defense is Aaron was poking and prodding at him, too. So Ralph could probably honestly say he doesn't give a shit about Aaron's testimony, he was just responding in kind to an asshole who was bugging him.

Imholte thinks that Balldo send the attack pig after him. Gunt is a scared bish, tweets a rat gif and is silent since then, for 7 hours now.

Why did he tweet a picture of Rekieta in a baseball cap?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

If Ralph somehow can’t get back to El Rancho Gunt, I wish he could go on and violate a law in every state. Collect them like souvenir spoons or bracelet charms. It’s not like he won’t be able to wiggle himself out if the strong arm of the law, greased pigs are hard to catch.

Also LOL Nick, you deserve every bit of this. Another win for the Toe!

Ralph has become a one man wave of international petty crime.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

In theory just involving the Internet might create federal jurisdiction but in actuality they're never or almost never going to exercise it without some direct federal interest involved

Wouldn't doing it all from another state make it federal or just a Wisconsin thing?

 

[AnOminous]

Wouldn't doing it all from another state make it federal or just a Wisconsin thing?

It would create federal jurisdiction, but it wouldn't necessarily make it a federal crime. The feds both need jurisdiction (usually these days under some form of Commerce Clause authority but any constitutional source of jurisdiction where Congress can legislate under Article I) AND a federal law. The federal statute on witness intimidation seems broad enough to cover state cases, but I'm not sure if it actually does.

If it does I could see them pulling something like that in a state case where there's also a federal interest (like the locals are prosecuting some Mafia family the feds are also prosecuting). Some local drug case not involving dealing? They're not going to touch it. And similarly, Wisconsin has jurisdiction if Gunt physically was present in the state while doing whatever, but they also have zero interest in doing anything about it.

So it's going to be Minnesota or nobody. I think nothing is going to happen except the court may give Nick a tongue-lashing or order him not to engage in gay ops.

Also I think this is actually what it looks like, just Gunty rage-pigging, but it was also pretty obvious it might interest the local authorities, to whom it would look like orchestrated witness tampering, mainly because everyone involved is absolutely retarded.

 

[Lidl Drip]

>Be Nick
>Laugh at Ralph sharting on stream
Ralph responds by declaring a vendetta, calling your children retards and your wife a whore
>Forgive Ralph
>He implicates you in witness intimidation relating to your ongoing trial

Great job, Nick

That's what he gets for calling the Ralphamale so short that he could be confused for a child! Genius play by the Ralphamale!

 

[TheGuntinator]

Ralph has already done time, it changed him for a while. He is deathly afraid of going back (as seen during his revenge porn trial). Also, piggy would probably die of Xannie withdrawals.

I've got money on "escalating a minor stop into suicide by cop" for how his story ends, like a true wigger.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I've got money on "escalating a minor stop into suicide by cop" for how his story ends, like a true wigger.

Left in the back of a van on a hot day by Mexican authorities who took a siesta while transporting him to the border.

 

[FiveStarAce]

My ralphaprediction: Ethan is crawling back into la casa merde on the down low right now, because he is a bitchmade looser and deathly afraid of the consequences of the last days. Meanwhile he is also trying to comprehend how Kiwis, people from the internet, manage to look like every day people while he rather resembles the jelly thing from I have no mouth and i must scream. How do they do it?

Once he reaches his crack shack he will fire up a stream and do a low energy rant about being untouchable. It's all just so incredibly pathetic. He's really just like a big fat gay Baby, but that Baby is pushing 40, has a substance abuse problem and borderline rapist tendencies. This certainly was an entertaining stunt, although i really wonder how much Gas he has left until he truly hits Rock bottom (when people truly stop caring, because he is SO pathetic).

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Ralph finally got revenge for Reiketa laughing at him.

 

[Guntkvd]

If Ralph had the ability to self-reflect, he would kill himself long ago. He's also too bitch-made to swallow a shotgun.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Judge: "Ethan Ralph. We have reason to believe you may have engaged in witness tampering. Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Ethan Ralph: "I'm not Ethan Ralph."

"Matter fact yer honor, if I had to guess it's probably YOU that's Ethan Ralph."

 

[Drama Trauma]

"Matter fact yer honor, if I had to guess it's probably YOU that's Ethan Ralph."

Judge: "Sir, you give up your name that your father gave you?"

 

[Lonely khan]

It will be kind of hard to visit his son after that

Good