💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[VinegarPussy]

Chester Bennington…huh. My first guess was Shaun King aka Talcum X.

 

[Dysnomia]

I found the group and post in question. It looks like the worst comments may have been removed, but from what I can see, some people are giving her "an A for effort" while others couldn't even tell it was Chester. After seeing the post and how she advertised the portrait as being for sale, I'm pretty sure she was hoping for a cash grab and is mad because the fans aren't frothing at the mouth for her shitty painting

This Hannah Hopkins wants to buy it? Oh you sweet summer child. You have no idea what you are doing.

And I'm still having a hard time believing pink traumatizes her if she used pink for the background. Wouldn't just dipping the brush in pink paint give her Benadryl flashbacks? The way she makes it sound just looking at a lawn flamingo would cause her to freak out.

 

[Breadbear]

Derpin' Park

 

[TheSunSets]

Fuck, she really did Chester dirty.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Why is Pixy worried she won’t be remembered? She will always and forever be The Queen.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Maybe they thought the spider was jizzing out of its legs too.

JIZZZZZZZZZZING FROMMMM MY LEGGGGGGGGGGGS
THIS SPIIIIIIIIDER HAAAAAAAAAAAAS NO EEEEEEEEEEGS

 

[Dysnomia]

I'm still reeling from the fact that she not only thought the Chester portrait was good but she also had the audacity to try to sell it to fans on a Linkin Park Facebook group.

You know she cried about being harmed after this. I just can't believe the disconnect she had between what Chester looked like and what she painted, thinking "Yeah. This is perfect. Everyone is going to praise me and tell me what an amazing artist I am."

If it was just a little off I wouldn't think much of it. But it's fever dream levels of distorted. Also, why copy a photo? She didn't even just use it as a reference. She attempted to copy the photo exactly save for the flamingo puke background complete with jizzing spider. She's gonna have to fail really hard to top this one.

 

[Raxxinator]

This Hannah Hopkins wants to buy it? Oh you sweet summer child. You have no idea what you are doing.

She’s obviously being nice to what she perceives as a vulnerable tard being dogpiled on, so I won’t fault her for innocently trying to show some kindness.

But once she says she’s only willing to pay 45$ max, including shipping, she’ll find out firsthand what an ungrateful brat Pixy actually is.

 

[NationBaitin]

Speaking of ungrateful... When you don't have a job, you don't get to say you're better than a job, Sarah.

 

[Sailor Swift]

She stole that man's frontal lobe holy shit lmao

 

[Vampirella]

Speaking of ungrateful... When you don't have a job, you don't get to say you're better than a job, Sarah.

She doesn't deserve Jack Shit.

 

[Phouquehead]

I didn't even read Sarah's whole post about the painting but she said she used pink for the background because that was Chester's favorite color (supposedly), so now I feel a little stupid about my pink man-trauma joke. It still looks horrendous. She has all the time in the world to learn how to draw and paint human faces correctly but she needs instant asspats and money, so she'll just keep shitting out these childish embarrassments.

Speaking of ungrateful... When you don't have a job, you don't get to say you're better than a job, Sarah.

We can speculate what Sarah's actual mental illness is till the cows come home, but to me she is 1000% a low functioning narcissist. I assume this job posting wasn't on Sarah's own profile so she went to this job board(?) page and had the audacity to say "I, Lord Ashton of the Eternally Unemployed, am much too good to work at a restaurant, but I commend your efforts to spread the word of such an opportunity." JFC.

Literally what has she done to deserve a better job? Yeah, she has over a decade of customer service experience, but she was fired from or she ragequit nearly all of those jobs. She has no references because she burned all bridges by being a bratty, lazy, erratic bitch, more so after she started identifying as male. She has no marketable skills and her degree means nothing because she hasn't done anything in the last 20 years related to it (writing terrible fanfiction and losing a substitute teaching gig for dressing inappropriately doesn't count). I'd have more respect for her if she whined about her foot keeping her from this queer and munchie—I mean disabled friendly job opportunity, but she didn't even try to hide her gargantuan ego behind all her owies this time. What kind of job does she think she deserves? Something in an office? Does she have any clerical and/or computer skills? Because otherwise she can forget about ever getting such a job especially when millions of people who are qualified and not full of themselves to the point of retardation struggle to get work nowadays.

 

[Dysnomia]

Speaking of ungrateful... When you don't have a job, you don't get to say you're better than a job, Sarah.

Just apply you fat tard. No one says you have to wash dishes forever. But while you are looking for better work you still need money.

What kind of job does she think she deserves?

Professional cosplayer and artiste revered far and wide for her stunning portrait of Chester Bennington, now hanging in the Louvre.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Speaking of ungrateful... When you don't have a job, you don't get to say you're better than a job, Sarah.

And this is the fucking entitlement she's got on full display.

Just about any job is better than no job and when creditors are knocking down your door and you don't have the money you need to survive you swallow your pride and apply.

Professional cosplayer and artiste revered far and wide for her stunning portrait of Chester Bennington, now hanging in the Louvre.

She'd be lucky to have it posted inside a 7-11.

 

[Constellationzero]

She doesn't deserve Jack Shit.

Things Sarah Guilbeaux absolutely deserves, and is entitled to:

1. A steel toed boot launched violently into her asscrack.
2. Bootstraps.

 

[Shay Van Buren]

Good to see people are actually calling her out

 

[Dysnomia]

Good to see people are actually calling her out
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I don't think she understands how most people would use the phrase "a job is a job". It means that you'll clean McToilets all day if that's what it takes to not starve. Pixy has shown time and time again that she deserves nothing.

 

[Raxxinator]

Good to see people are actually calling her out
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Fucking good, it’s about time some people started talking to her without kid gloves. The next time she wants to complain that she’s lonely, has no friends, hates being disrespected etc, she needs to remember this interaction. But I expect she’ll just post another melodramatic status about being harmed.

And it’s a specifically queer friendly job! You’d think this would appeal to her more after having lost her other jobs due to her misgendering bullshit. She is maddeningly obtuse.

 

[Phouquehead]

I don't think she understands how most people would use the phrase "a job is a job". It means that you'll clean McToilets all day if that's what it takes to not starve. Pixy has shown time and time again that she deserves nothing.

I understand (a non-lolcow adult) not wanting to clean or deal with the general public for min/low wage. Not wanting to do that shit should have motivated her years ago to get her shit together, endure her retail jobs instead of spazzing or flaking out on all of them, and network her way out of the gutter. Actually take that teaching gig seriously. Learn some skills even as basic as MS Office. But since she squandered her 20s and 30s being a useless freeloading womanchild even after being given a chance to apply for social services, yeah, it's time to lick the McToilet clean. Learn some godforsaken humility before it's too late.

If she wants to be an ~artist~ for a living she needs to step her game way up, and also realize most artists have lame normie jobs too for financial stability. I really hope more people on Boomerbook continue giving her doses of reality. Speaking of which, she hasn't posted on her Instagram in a month, and no activity from TikTok has made it's way to either here or lolcow, so I think she only posts on FB now.

I wonder when that live painting competition is and if she's still gonna participate.

 

[Breadbear]

I wonder when that live painting competition is and if she's still gonna participate.

She'd participate for 15 minutes or so before realizing that no one was fawning over her, have a melt down, then leave.
Anyway so if anyone wants to gawk, get there early.