💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

God, Trump supporters are just gross to look at. They are literally all of our negative stereotypes of Americans rolled into a single group.
The MAGA Defense is, "These are paid actors from the DNC, not TRUE AND HONEST Trump supporters"

Just like every other time someone points out how retarded they are in their cult worship of a political idol.
 
Does this technically count as the most successful lolcow of all time?
It really depends. Like if Trump secures a second term and becomes a universally beloved president, he’d be successful. Those are the two conditions I consider successful since the first one is possible, the second is impossible given how his first term went where he became more of a cow as president.

I’d consider a successful cow to be someone who managed to improve past their vices and become normal. Money doesn’t equal success since Trump and even Elon are both lolcows who are nepobabies born into wealth than actually earning it.

Tl;dr not really
 
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Forget about Rasmussen. He's found an even higher quality poll instead.

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Anybody else in the running deflect bullets with they mind?
No?
Just creepy ear to ear grins and code-switching shenanigans?
Aight then.

They are literally all of our negative stereotypes of Americans rolled into a single group.
That would be Californians.
Frankly, the morbidly obese americlap stereotype died under Obama.
Now you all look like Steven Universe OC's with self-harm scars, and you're crying constantly about "microaggressions".
Californication hit you poor ugly faggots harder than Spanish Flu.
 
Catturd should get a thread. He's been doxed and is a fat, disabled hermit who loves on disability in Florida. It's hilarious when folks who live on SSDI rally for the fat ass who plans to get rid of it if he wins

Anybody else in the running deflect bullets with they mind?
No?
Just creepy ear to ear grins and code-switching shenanigans?
Aight then.


That would be Californians.
Frankly, the morbidly obese americlap stereotype died under Obama.
Now you all look like Steven Universe OC's with self-harm scars, and you're crying constantly about "microaggressions".
Californication hit you poor ugly faggots harder than Spanish Flu.
What is it about obese, elderly men that you find so sexually appealing? I am not one to shame someone about their kinks, but I just want to know what it is about geriatric conmen that has you fantasizing about fatty penetrating you
 
why are they bringing little specimens of fake cum
They think JD is for “natural” families and , for some reason, carrying around a jar of fake dildo cum means you support him…’cause you know, gay parents and adopted parents are the ones who are “weird “ not the people wearing diapers supporting a felon/ couch fucker
 
They think JD is for “natural” families and , for some reason, carrying around a jar of fake dildo cum means you support him…’cause you know, gay parents and adopted parents are the ones who are “weird “ not the people wearing diapers supporting a felon/ couch fucker
I don't understand, but thank you for trying. Like, I understand what you're saying, it makes sense(?), but I don't understand why they're doing this. It makes me think that JD Vance is going to sabotage some IVF sperm donation with his own cum.

and you forgot dolphin porn connoisseur
 
That would be Californians.
Frankly, the morbidly obese americlap stereotype died under Obama.
Imagine typing this as a way of literally defending the weird, obese cosplayers holding cups of fake cum. "Fat Americans are so Two-Thousand-And-Late!! Those went out of style with Obama!! Now its about WILDLY SPECIFIC KIDS CARTOON and California!"

Now you all look like Steven Universe OC's with self-harm scars, and you're crying constantly about "microaggressions".
I tried kicking this portion of your post around a few times, champ. I'm not going to try to argue you in your area of expertise that seems to be fanart OCs I guess.
I'm sorry everyday Americans look like a children's cartoons to you but the red-white-and-blue circus clowns holding cups of fake cum isn't.
What the fuck do you even say to a post like yours?

Also does it ever cease to fail?
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Fuck it, I'll bite which platform did you get fucked off of for being a retard?
What made you a rapefugee to this site?
 
I don't understand, but thank you for trying. Like, I understand what you're saying, it makes sense(?), but I don't understand why they're doing this. It makes me think that JD Vance is going to sabotage some IVF sperm donation with his own cum.

and you forgot dolphin porn connoisseur
Honestly, I think most people don’t get it either. It’s like with the trump’s supporters wearing diapers. It doesn’t make sense, but when you’re in that tribal mindset, you can’t see social norms. You just see your tribe and the enemies.
 
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