💼 Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler turned Tranny Wrestling Promoter, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, involved with wrestling scams, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

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They're going to start an all gay shit punk band.
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Drummers are always in high demand, even when you aren’t filtering out 98.5% of the population. Every drummer I’ve known, if he was in a band, was in no fewer than three bands.
 
S.C Malthus dijo:
They're going to start an all gay shit punk band.
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Do you know why he doesn't have any offers from drummers?

Because drummers are serious.

Any idiot can buy a cheap guitar, pirate some amp sim software and start "shredding" like Cobes. And if 6 strings sounds like too much effort, get a bass, that's just 4! Anyone in their shower can "sing". But even getting started as a beginner at the drums is difficult, frustrating and expensive. Even a cheap electronic kit costs 5 times what the cheapest guitar costs and it takes up a lot of room. And God help you if you want to play on an acoustic kit, because that shit is even more expensive, takes up even more space and is LOUD. Learning drums is very frustrating, because you need to wire your hands and feet to each do its own thing, and that takes time - in the meantime everything you play will take huge effort and sound like shit. Being a drummer requires COMMITMENT. It requires patience, effort, and your own car to move the kit around, which means you need MONEY to be a drummer. Can you guess why there are no troon drummers now?

This guy is going to get a load of autists in programmer socks who think they can play guitar because they used to be really good at guitar hero back in the day. The band will never take off, which is a shame, because it would be really funny. But there's a damn good reason most troon musicians, even the good ones, are bedroom programmer nerds making electronic MIDI beeping.
 
This furthers my theory that all troons are just closeted hair metal musicians.

Band name suggestion: My Chemical Castration
 
Here's the newest Kidd Bandit update with what's going on with him.

First of all someone who wrestled him gave us a video of some more of Joey's moveset in this match, which was apparently a "Death Note Match".


Then he announces that it's been a year since he had to leave the ring to get breast implants and he is desperately wanting to get back in the ring, so i'm guessing that "queer punk" band thing didn't turn out well with the people or he plans on doing that shit alongside the wrestling.
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Either ways he plans on being more busy by doing twitch streams again, so we'll see how long he does the streams for (If he does them at all) before getting bored due to the lack of viewership.
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He also revealed that the reason why he has stayed away from the ring is because he wants to get bottom surgery first before getting back in the ring, so when he does get back into the ring there's going to be shit and blood coming out of his rotting neovagina that will spill onto the wrestlers, but as we have seen wrestlers do not give a single shit if they get dirty with that kind of shit, especially with modern day wrestling.
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Then he finished it off with "Thirst traps" where you can obviously tell that he's a guy wearing a wig. Whatever filters he was using really show his masculine face, or maybe aging is finally coming to him.
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Some more Kidd Bandit updates. So Joey decided to upload a video of himself doing some sick movez, showing us haters how it's really done, while also showing us his manly face and his balloon tits with how overly sized they are.

Same energy as this by the way.

Next he showed us some of his new merch, filled to the brim with Purple and japanese writing. Imagine the shirt designs Kidd Bandit wanted but were rejected because of how bad they were.
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Finally Joey states that he wants more people to troon out, claiming that those who want to "gatekeep" it are the ones who are the problem. Not really helping those grooming allegations go away are you Joey?
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So we got some more sick movez from Kidd Bandit as he trains to get back in the ring. It's a shame that all of this training that he does will go to waste since he plans on getting in the ring after he cuts his penis off.


Along with this we have some more picture of himself with filters, although the filters aren't seeming to do him justice this time.
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And finally we have some art of kidd bandit made by some artfag where he drew Joey in the Patrick Nagel style. Naturally even art can't hide Joey's manly frame.
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Rudolf's Friend dijo:
So we got some more sick movez from Kidd Bandit as he trains to get back in the ring. It's a shame that all of this training that he does will go to waste since he plans on getting in the ring after he cuts his penis off.
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Along with this we have some more picture of himself with filters, although the filters aren't seeming to do him justice this time.
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And finally we have some art of kidd bandit made by some artfag where he drew Joey in the Patrick Nagel style. Naturally even art can't hide Joey's manly frame.
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So graceful and dainty, just like a real girl!
 
Rudolf's Friend dijo:
So we got some more sick movez from Kidd Bandit as he trains to get back in the ring. It's a shame that all of this training that he does will go to waste since he plans on getting in the ring after he cuts his penis off.
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I'm no expert at lopping off penises to fulfill a sick homosexual man's fetish, but given how terrible these surgeries end up I can't be the only one thinking that doing any sort of wrestling with a rot pocket is a quick way to end up with a blown out diseased flap disaster front hole.
 
Big moth tiddies dijo:
I'm no expert at lopping off penises to fulfill a sick homosexual man's fetish, but given how terrible these surgeries end up I can't be the only one thinking that doing any sort of wrestling with a rot pocket is a quick way to end up with a blown out diseased flap disaster front hole.
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Probably the reason why every troon wrestler in the ring have kept their penis intact.
 
Big moth tiddies dijo:
I'm no expert at lopping off penises to fulfill a sick homosexual man's fetish, but given how terrible these surgeries end up I can't be the only one thinking that doing any sort of wrestling with a rot pocket is a quick way to end up with a blown out diseased flap disaster front hole.
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I can't see him ever going back to any kind of strenous physical activity once he gets a rotpocket installed. The SRS thread in Stinkditch has troon after troon saying how they live in debilitating pain ever since they had the surgery/mutilation.
 
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