The global collapse of ‘24 - Investment in rebuilding society (BEARS ONLY - not the gay kind)

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

Give me some prospective investment tips for when the bottom falls out. I need to know how to get in on the ground floor and ride to the top on a dead Wall Street.

 

[Fascist Kirk (Yoja)]

Get out of debt eat popcorn

 

[MrTroll]

Just remember these 5 words: buy the dip and hodl. I don't know what they mean, but just do it ok?

 

[Waifu Denier]

If you are asking this question then you have no real business determining when a bear market will happen, much less when it bottoms out.

 

[Black Yoshi]

The crash is 2026, these things take time to play out.

 

[Pissmaster]

Any kind of tips delivered confidently would most likely be from grifters looking to take advantage of anyone in a panic to fortify themselves.

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[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

The crash is 2026, these things take time to play out.

How can I accelerate this to 2024?

 

[Black Yoshi]

How can I accelerate this to 2024?

Get a high profile banker position and cook the books on corporate real estate. Better hurry, the leases are up this month.

 

[Rootless Cosmopolitan]

There’s nothing to be done. Recessions are like wildfires: they’re necessary for the health of the system. Don’t worry about “investing” right now. Get healthy, cut back on spending, and wait for the cleansing flames to burn themselves out.

 

[The Ugly One]

Meh.




But for real, what has served me well is getting my head out of my ass and investing in companies I know the feds are going to bail out, subsidize, or otherwise keep from dying. If the bottom falls out of the stock market, buy Raytheon, Goldman Sachs, BoA, Halliburton, Intel, and General Motors. Maybe throw some money Microsoft's way, too. Anyone who's got a Senator by the balls, really.

 

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

Get a high profile banker position and cook the books on corporate real estate. Better hurry, the leases are up this month.

Is it possible to get proof of ownership for the Brooklyn bridge? I could make a pretty penny trying to hike the value. I’ll put in more toll booths in the meantime to recoup my property investment.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Is it possible to get proof of ownership for the Brooklyn bridge? I could make a pretty penny trying to hike the value. I’ll put in more toll booths in the meantime to recoup my property investment.

Just buy out rental properties in 3rd world countries.

 

[Cats]

Astral projection yourself to whatever planet or ethereal plane the Bogdanoffs escaped to and request an audience

 

[Angry Shoes]

If your timeline is long don't be afraid. Buy broad-market ETFs and hold.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Have you considered liquidating your assets and moving them to higher yielding ventures?

 

[General Emílio Médici]

It's so over

 

[PeachDream]

Get out of debt eat popcorn

Actually if we're gonna see hyperinflation you should be getting in as much debt as possible.
Now is the time to refinance your home or take out a personal loan and use it all to buy Ripple.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Actually if we're gonna see hyperinflation you should be getting in as much debt as possible.
Now is the time to refinance your home or take out a personal loan and use it all to buy Ripple.

People say this but they'll probably just bring back debtor's prisons. When things get really bad, you start seeing humans turn other humans into profit, and prisons are nothing if not labor camps.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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It's so over

Mother of god

 

[Un Platano]

My investment strategy is that on the 1st of January I post on twitter that the stock market will plummet this year and when it does happen I send the screenshot to everyone I know. I've gotten good results with this so far.