💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[BrodyDaMan]

Wait is he fatter now than he was before the surgery? How is that possible? Did this fat retard went to surgery to rebuild his stomach?? Is it stretched to a point where it will burst anytime soon?

He hasn't stopped drinking Mountain Dew (literally), and is so sick, or is pretending to be so sick that he cannot walk for more than 5 minutes without a heart attack. Considering he is complaining about a "food addiction" (lmao), clearly he hasn't changed his diet, or if he tried, he ended up eating a ton of snacks with no remorse because it's just an addiction mayne. If anything, he was doing more activity before the surgery because he doing actual videos as Francis. Now he literally just sits around.

There's no reason he would become thinner or even maintain what the surgery achieved. The stomach pouch can still expand over time after bariatric surgery, so it's probably not going to burst either, unless someone force feeds him like the guy in Se7en.

 

[Truly Rural]

Welp. now that the cancer lie and molest lie is over and done with

Next will be tattoo lie, Boogie threw out all his toys lie, donation lie.... These may not be as colossal as cancer but seeing an elephant sized man squirm like cornered mice is entertaining regardless of accusations. Boogie is so insecure and pathetic, he would shit himself even in 100% scripted event. Not so much because some lie is being exposed to outside viewers but because he is so psychologically fragile that exposing himself to it is real threat.

Looking forward to "not abusing Dez" lie to be in the spot light. Just a question of time.

 

[Synechdoche]

Others said it before but:
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Keemstar taking him back, was to be expected. But I thought they'd have at least the sense of waiting a few weeks. This is just ridiculous.

Dsp is not the roach anymore.

 

[Razz]

He hasn't stopped drinking Mountain Dew (literally), and is so sick, or is pretending to be so sick that he cannot walk for more than 5 minutes without a heart attack. Considering he is complaining about a "food addiction" (lmao), clearly he hasn't changed his diet, or if he tried, he ended up eating a ton of snacks with no remorse because it's just an addiction mayne. If anything, he was doing more activity before the surgery because he doing actual videos as Francis. Now he literally just sits around.

There's no reason he would become thinner or even maintain what the surgery achieved. The stomach pouch can still expand over time after bariatric surgery, so it's probably not going to burst either, unless someone force feeds him like the guy in Se7en.

I know the pouch expands, but even still, it never goes back fully, right? What does it mean for a deathfat to become fatter than before surgery at your lowest? You gotta have some serious commitment. Ive seen fats gain back some of the weight but never become as fat as before, the surgery seems to be almost all the time a net positive on weight because you really really need to eat psychologically more to overcome the sensation of saciety. Jesus Christ.

 

[Jang Joo]

It's a very fine line to walk, but I think Keem is losing sight of the turning point after which people are no longer going to watch just to hate on Boogie and they instead turn on the show itself. At least I'm very close to not caring.

 

[DeusVult]

Damn, Booger was high as fuck at the tattoo parlor.

Well, Gnomestar, you blew it, I'm not entertained anymore, back to 10k views per episode. The only sufficient punishment for Booger is his public execution.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I would have suggested this to tattoo on Boogie's face:

 

[YaBoi]

Finally caught up. Ok, so that last video felt fake from beginning to end, this whole thing played out like a typical Keemstar script, this is my assessment as to how real vs fake all of these were:
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95% Real: Keem was 100% pissed about Boogie talking shit about him to Coffezilla, which lead to everything else this episode.

Notice how the least gay and fake livestream from that pentalogy is the first one - Aka the one where Keemstar wasn't supposed to be involved but had to jump in once damage was being done to his sacred cow? The more Keemstar involvement the gayer and faker it gets.

I don't think there's much point speculating about whether the tattoo is real or not. We'll find out during the next Lolcow Live or if Boogie decides to upload something. The saga kicked off with a bang and goes out with a wet fart.

The fact that all these Youtubers didn't pick up their phones apart from KBAC (lol) is a pretty sad insight where Keemstar stands in the community. Either that or no one wanted anything to do with Boogie. Kinda reminds me of this livestream where Keemstar clearly kills the vibe.

Also reminds me of Boogie's 4 million subscriber video from earlier this year. You just know he tried reaching out to all the big names but only the usual subjects showed up (KBAC, Keemstar, Mcjuggernuggets, Mike Clum, Billy the Fridge and two others).

I got sidetracked from my point. The point is, these guys don't really have friends outside of each other. Keemstar has to keep it gay and fake because Boogie is one of his Youtube buddies. I think he's well-connected, but when it comes to sitting down and having a beer with buddies, he doesn't really have anyone.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Boogie's doctor probably told him that the blood tests showed positive marks for Polycythemia vera which is a blood cancer, but to further confirm it,
he needs to do further tests like bone marrow biopsy and JAK2 mutation test.
The doctor also probably suggested him to ask another doctor's opinion too (second opinion),
but Boogie likely first panicked, then realized it's not as bad and he can use this to gain sympathy, pity and shield himself from criticism.
So he tweeted it out, then made a video about it to YouTube.

This was the 'lesser admission' excuse that was provided to Boogie by Keemstar and Wings during the first interrogation. Boogie has since partially jumped onto this for his current excuse, which is that he probably actually does have cancer and his doctor told him so, but he just hasn't been able to get the definitive test yet. However, during the second interrogation Boogie was forced to admit, with great resistance, that his doctor never even mentioned cancer at all, let alone suggested that he has it.

Here's my guess for the sequence of events:

• Boogie brags about his perfect bill of health: this was probably closest to the truth, in the sense that he didn't have any serious diagnoses other than those expected of being a massive fat piece of shit. Probably got the polycythemia diagnosis from being fat and the testosterone. He looked it up and noticed that there is a non-fat cancer version as well, but did not honestly think he had that variant. This checkup was 6 weeks before the day that he originally claimed he received the cancer diagnosis.
• Boogie breaks even on crypto: Boogie invested 250k into crypto. It shot up to near 800k. He got greedy and didn't sell, and it fell back to 250k. He withdrew 200k for hookers and kept 50k stored crypto that he regularly withdrew for his regular expenses (this is according to the financial audit with Caleb Hammer). Boogie is pissed that he missed the peak, feels he deserved that money, gets greedy.
• Crypto bankrupt begging: Boogie, out of greed at losing his unrealized gains, lies that he lost all of his money in crypto and starts begging his audience for donations. This turns into a scandal, drawing an all new level of scrutiny.
• The cancer lie: Boogie remembers that polycythemia has a cancer variant, comes up with the cancer lie to deflect blame and grift on his victimhood even more. He's stupid, so he gets details wrong like claiming that the testosterone caused his cancer.
• The documentary: the documentary happens. Boogie thinks it's his ticket back to e-fame and fortune. There is no mention of polycythemia vera in the doc. I can't remember if this was before or after he temporarily claimed that his cancer was cured on his twitter. Anyway, the sleep study occurs here. Boogie now claims this was to rule out sleep apnea for the polycythemia, but there is no mention of this in the doc, its a year too late for the fake diagnosis, and he already knows he has sleep apnea so it makes no sense to rule it out. This was probably just to re-evaluate his sleep apnea.
• Boogie's crypto scam: the documentary did not revitalize Boogie's career to his liking. His income remains far lower than at the height of his fame, although he is not at any risk of going broke. He does not want to pull back on his wasteful lifestyle. The crypto scammers pick him for their latest scam, Boogie gets dollar signs in his eyes and is all on-board
• The Stellar Collapse: You Are Here.

Edit: I was thinking of the documentary release date, the filming and the original cancer announcement were actually closer, as per YaBoi.

 

[YaBoi]

The documentary: the documentary happens. Boogie thinks its his ticket back to e-fame and fortune. There is no mention of polycythemia vera in the doc. I can't remember if this was before or after he temporarily claimed that his cancer was cured on his twitter. Anyway, the sleep study occurs here. Boogie now claims this was to rule out sleep apnea for the polycythemia, but there is no mention of this in the doc and its a year too late for the fake diagnosis. This was probably just to re-evaluate his sleep apnea.

November 2022: Fake cancer announcement
February 2023: Clum flims documentary
February 2024: Boogie brags that his blood levels are back to normal

In retrospect, I feel like him announcing that everything was okay with his blood levels was him trying to quietly wash his hands of that storyline, but Dezi going back home the following month sent him into total panic and he started spouting off about his health problems to reel her back in.

 

[Helvetia]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons/Noticeboard#Boogie2988_fake_cancer_accusation._Is_this_a_BLP_violation?

Boogie got his very own noticeboard discussion on Wikipedia.


i wonder how long the current iteration is going to stay up. what fucking jannies.

 

[Poops]

Went into detail why. No raised skin, no veins, no blood, no redness, wrong color, etc etc. Also they mentioned that apparently you can only laser a tattoo after 6 months. So boogie would have to have it for 6 months at least in order for it to be real. But its fake

> There was blood during the stream, when the artist is filling the "R" in (41:57).
> I would expect reddening/swelling to be less when it's done over loose fat, something Boogie obviously has a lot of.
> A couple other comments have mentioned it but I think the artist used a wireless tattoo pen (though I'm still doing work on digging for what exact model the artist was using).

I did some digging last night, I had a write up prepared for reasons that the tattoo could be fake. Honestly, I think it is legit. He did bleed and I bet a lot of the post-tattoo effects lessened when it's over fat

 

[Up3]

Others said it before but:
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Keemstar taking him back, was to be expected. But I thought they'd have at least the sense of waiting a few weeks. This is just ridiculous.

Dsp is not the roach anymore.

YouTube drama used to be so bizarre and strange I like that they try to make entertainment its better than the people who just sit and react but I wish it was authentic I feel like they think I’m an idiot when I watch this fake drama, I want something else

 

[Marc83]

> I would expect reddening/swelling to be less when it's done over loose fat, something Boogie obviously has a lot of.

I can confirm this, before having skin removal surgery, I had a ton of excess dead ass skin from my weight loss. One day at work I had a pretty bad accident and I had a deep cut across the dead skin and it oozed more than it bled, it was pretty weird actually but that could be why.

 

[Chimplord1997]

Boogie posts the final product on Xitter, with a sympathy baiting message.
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Even if this is a real tattoo, it barely shows on a camera and he can just grow his beard out to cover it up

 

[Foltest]

I think I am burned out on all the shit with Boogie.
He is so fucking loathsome and fuck you Keem for letting him stay on.

 

[Bob Saget's Zombie Corpse]

I was just reminded of how this happened exactly.

Keem said he was against it, he didn't force or insist that Boogie does it. Boogie insisted to do it AND said he'll take no more shit after he does the thing Keem openly said he doesn't want done.

No doubt it's to fufill his humilation fetish, because no one fucking wanted for him to do this. Embarassing himself is literally all Boogie knows how to do. He should've just taken up Jim's idea instead and debated his A-Logs to the point of developing a cornary. Keem is also a piece of shit for enabling this slimy behavior but it's simply in his nature to be a vulture and milk drama until the views dwindle. He's like the Faustian devil in that he will bargain with other people and then exploit them for all they're worth. I'm taking solace in the fact Boogie literally has no other people to turn to once Keem finally fires him for good, all his goodwill has been burned away unlike his calorie count. It all reeks of desperation

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Has there been any movement in the FADDY tg? Boogie was meant to start posting more videos for them this week, no?

 

[BrodyDaMan]

YouTube drama used to be so bizarre and strange I like that they try to make entertainment its better than the people who just sit and react but I wish it was authentic I feel like they think I’m an idiot when I watch this fake drama, I want something else

You know, I was just thinking about how LCL has basically become nu-baited, where Keemstar is Colossal, the relatively calm host, Boogie is Keemstar, the screaming retarded maniac, and Wings and Tommy are the laughtrack/dead air filler. Keemstar just wants to capture the same lightning in a different bottle. Baited was so succesful that mainstream people, who despised Keemstar and considered him a lolcow after the years of attacks by the commentary community due to his retarded behavior, started liking Keemstar again. This is far fetched, but maybe he thinks he can do the same for Boogie if Boogie acted like Keemstar, and get rich in the process?

 

[peach tea]

I've gotten several tattoos in different states; it took an hour for an artist to give you a tattoo smaller than Boogie's? I would say the process of choosing a design and script takes time, but for a tattoo that small I can't see it lasting a whole hour for this. It looks like a pretty simple font.

I'm actually surprised people are questioning the authenticity of the tattoo. Maybe people will believe it in like a week when that shit has scabbed over.

Mine had an outline and he filled it in. Between prep and finishing, it took about an hour. They also charge hourly. And idk about you, but my tattoos always raise almost immediately and they stay that way for about a week before they really start to go down.

People are questioning it because we have a hard time believing that even Boogie is retarded enough to permanently tattoo the word "liar" on his face. He keeps saying "I can just get it removed later" like it's that simple. Even he knows better than that. Plus, I'm sure I'm speaking for everyone here when I say that nobody thinks that episode was organic or authentic. The last thing that happened on the podcast spontaneously was the original confrontation episode. Everything since then has been contrived.

Even if they lied about NOTHING else, Boogie didn't get that tattoo out of the blue, assuming that it's real. There's more going on here than what they're showing and we all know it. So whether it's real or not, they are still lying.