DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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I just saw today's line up and man...

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Are we interested in making money today?
I know the well of games right now is pretty dry (for him at least because he can't clickbait new releases and is too lazy too do some research or create a poll) - but this lineup just feels super poverty riddled.
Funny thing is that a good Rashid is 1000x more annoying than a good Cammy.

As far as 50/50 guessing games, thats part of the mind games of playing fighting games. Phil is just mad cause he falls for the shimmy 9 out of 10 times

I 100% agree, saw a game, I think on day 1, that was Rashid vs Aki, and my god, the amount of bullshit that character can do is just disgusting, he was with his back to the corner and without almost using his meter managed to push her into the opposite corner and stun her - even I felt raped seeing that, jesus.

Edit: Out of curiosity went and found it.
@ 9:53, don't know why It won't link.
 
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I just saw today's line up and man...

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Are we interested in making money today?
He must know that "Jordan" will be back to give him money. It appears that this is more of the ones OIC types that get off on be humiliated by Phil and craw back to give him more money.
 
He must know that "Jordan" will be back to give him money. It appears that this is more of the ones OIC types that get off on be humiliated by Phil and craw back to give him more money.
They've been proven to make money in the past. If they do now is up in the air. He's shit on every other option in the last 30 mins
FF7 - "You guys didn't tip last time!"
DD2 - "I have no interest in this!"
Sea of Stars - "It'll return someday, but not now!"
svc - "Not buy this game!"
 
Maybe this belongs in the DSPolitics thread but it’s pretty much the only important question in my mind: What is Phil’s take on the Mr. Beast tranny scandal?
I don’t think Phil has an opinion on troons one way or the other, but you can bet your ass that he’ll take any opportunity to shit on anyone more successful than him - Mr. Beast in this case.
 
They've been proven to make money in the past. If they do now is up in the air. He's shit on every other option in the last 30 mins
FF7 - "You guys didn't tip last time!"
DD2 - "I have no interest in this!"
Sea of Stars - "It'll return someday, but not now!"
svc - "Not buy this game!"

He has almost a Marxist view of the labor theory of value, in which if he earns X amount of money playing a certain game, he believes he must continue to earn the same amount. If the dents tip him less, he feels they are exploiting him by retaining the surplus value of his labor.
 
He has almost a Marxist view of the labor theory of value, in which if he earns X amount of money playing a certain game, he believes he must continue to earn the same amount. If the dents tip him less, he feels they are exploiting him by retaining the surplus value of his labor.
While if Phil is given more money, that must immediately be stricken from the record and the current Tier 1 tips goal is mandatory or Fuck you guise.
 
Im just curious, do we know anything about this channel?
This is from EFAP latest boogie video.
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It has unlisted videos of vr chat and kogaming videos straight up reuploaded to this channel. Looks like last upload was like 3 years ago.
I always find people who would drop a 100dollars superchat fascinating. Thats all.

EDIT: Looks like this guy whaled through the whole stream, I went back a bit and found multiple 5dollars and 10 dollars superchats too.
 
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Phil not taking $50k from Keem (and nearly costing other people big paydays) still leaves me in awe. He’s top tier crazy.
In hindsight given what a clownshow that shitty podcast has become (or rather, what it always has been) Phail's pigheaded nature lead him to take the W on that one. Then again there's so much fake and gay kayfabe on that show that Phail could've finally lived his dream of being a pro wrassling heel, something that always backfired on him in the past, especially when he was in the FGC.
 
Phil not taking $50k from Keem (and nearly costing other people big paydays) still leaves me in awe. He’s top tier crazy.
Same! Anyone with a mature adult brain would've just taken the money and run, but not Dave. I think it has to do with the fact that he claims because he grew up Roman Catholic and can't take money from someone that made their money off of "other people's misery." His words, not mine. I think it has to do with the fact that if more people find out about him and his antics, not just his past, new people are going to find out more and more about him and be turned off by how much of a asshole he truly is.

I think Phil didn't take the money, because he would have to go onto something he doesn't have control over. Phil LOVES being in control. He loves having what little control and power he has, like he has conditioned his chat. He couldn't just lean in someone going "Romance Khat" if he was on Lolcow live or someone going "Linda should've swallowed". His ego can't take the hit.

Phil blaming his dad now for his failing eyesight. Really, should anyone be surprised? It wouldn't be a potential symptom of untreated diabetes, would it Phil?
Just like he blamed his mom for his "weak lungs" because she is a smoker. Just like he blamed his aunt for inheriting gout, just like he blamed his dad for his bad back, because his dad had a back issue.

There's no telling what Phil might have, without running a battery of test: one of them being bloodwork. The same bloodwork that he should've gotten Jasper, BUT he had to get that $300 fight stick, the same fight stick that he voided the warranty on, and got ANOTHER fight stick that was $400. Almost $1,000 thrown down the drain, but $300 to find out the health of Jasper? Nope, sorry, buddy! Phil doesn't have it, dood! That gets in the way of Hogans, dood!

That said, his heavy drinking, his poor diet, and lack of any exercise, we truly won't know. Of course, he'll call the doctor a "idiot" and doesn't know what they're talking about, as Phil knows all, however, he couldn't tell the difference between the left ventricle and right ventricle of one's heart chambers do. "Uh, it delivers blood, dood." *Snort* "Yes, but what part of the body?" Yeah, time to get rid of this idiot.

Phil's health is going to get worst, trust and believe when I say that.
 
I’ve long had (and been unable to shake) the gnawing suspicion that a lot of what DSP does is an act. Things like this only feed that - just randomly performing what clearly can only be described as a Nazi salute knowing full well the clippers and memes associate him with them.
Even back as far as a few years before I joined, people were insisting that it was all an act. Dave is just actually factually retarded. See below:
  • He "speaks British English because it's proper English" is his excuse for the weird word emphasis and mispronouncing 30% of the words he says while insisting it is correct.
  • He has a hatchet by his front door "to protect himself".
  • He buys groceries and throws a good chunk of them out every week despite a majority of his meals being doordashed as seen by the leaks.
  • He leaves his devices on 24/7 then complains his room is hot. He cannot use a screwdriver effectively.
  • He has never been able to hold a job for very long aside from the one his dad gave him, and even then he was shortlisted for layoffs as soon as they began.
  • He bought two condos to impress two different girls, both of which drove him into debt.
  • He insists on shoving all food down the disposal and needs an industrial grade one as a result.
  • He uses only paper plates.
  • He's recorded himself using 1/2lb of ground beef and throwing the other half immediately into the trash can, as well as thawing and refreezing hot dogs.
  • He was diagnosed with gout over twitter, then decided cherry juice was the real solution, not life choices.
  • When a doctor finally diagnosed him, he threw a karen tantrum that the drug cost 300 bucks for a month's supply of a drug he needs for a chronic condition. He demanded to buy 3 days worth, which proceeded to begin to help him but without lifestyle choice changes, immediately needed more.
  • He legitimately thought carrying a gallon of milk up the stairs not only made him strong but also was considered a good workout.
  • He also considered walking to his mailbox a good workout.
  • In nearly every game we've seen him play he either dismisses or bitches about the tutorial. Then immediately has issues and says the game never told him to expect it or didn't teach him right.
  • He consistently contradicts himself within a few moments of each other.
  • He's insisted, for years, that video evidence of him admitting to things somehow doesn't count and may even be a crime to use.
  • He never once decided to get an oil change in the cars he owns, because no one called or emailed him to tell him to do so.
  • If you ever happen to see his chat through a restreamer, it's like 90% trolls. Obviously so infact. He never seems to get this (hint hint autism, he jokes and cooperates with people shitting on him all the time, see John Rambo in the old Wrestling podcast they did where John calls him fat and makes fun of him all the time. I'm convinced Rambo was The First Detractor and that's why he maintained a relationship with him.)
  • He is retarded enough that he can actually convince himself of many things entirely. Despite how bad his losses are, for example, he thinks he's still a top 4 fighting games player. He's always done this, see the "I could be the number one gamer in the country" comment etc.
This is the "tard" part of Teflon Tard. He's there. That's the "pigroach luck".
 
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