If you take your mother's voice calls she will die.
Text-only is the greatest humanitarian kindness possible.
I can remember a pretty funny text conversation with my Mum. She send me a text about the family dog, and his last ever trip to the vets, to be put down, and typed "just had to take the pooch to the vets for the final time. LOL, Mum".
She thought LOL was "Lots of Love". God bless her.
My superstitions are limited, but I can't stand seeing childrens beds, especially bunk beds, or raised beds like cabon beds, positioned in a room near a window. I genuflect on seeing it, but I think that's more a practical issue, as the scope for the wee blighter doing a backflip out the window is vast, and the stupidity of children knows no bounds.
I also always throw salt over my shoulder if I inadvertantly spill any (and it annoys me a load, but I cannot seem to break the habit)and if I see a funeral cortege approaching while I'm out walking I'll always stop, face it, and genuflect as it passes.
I'm also wary of lightning as well, my maternal grandmother was a babe in arms when the house she grew up in was struck by it. Apparently (according to my Gramma who was told this at length by her Mum) the lightning hit the chimney stack and "flew out" the front door. This led to a deeply held family mistrust of lightning, which includes, don't use a landline in a thunder storm, don't shower or bathe, don't go out, and don't wash the dishes until it passes. I'm genuinely unsure as to if there's any solid basis for any of this, but I'm now an old fag, and can't drop these habits, try as I might.