🍽️ حلال Harakudoshi / Lachlan Hunter McIntyre - The Friendzoned Un-American Brony (Don't Call Him An American!)

[shibbolethal]

Sorry to be tardy to the party

Hey, Lachlan. Looked at any good loli porn tonight?

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Sorry to be tardy to the party

So, is your sister aware of the fact you wish to fuck her, or is that like a birthday surprise you're planning?

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Hey, Lachlan. Looked at any good loli porn tonight?

Nah mang, brony Stuff now. Didn't even know I was one until this thread, who knew?

 

[AA 102]

Sorry to be tardy to the party

so how's your green card coming along? It would be a shame if someone were to ruin it for you.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

So, is your sister aware of the fact you wish to fuck her, or is that like a birthday surprise you're planning?

It's not a surprise if you blow my cover

so how's your green card coming along? It would be a shame if someone were to ruin it for you.

Born citizen, mate. American parents WOO I can shit on America and Australia and no one can tell me not to

 

[HG 400]

It's not a surprise if you blow my cover

That's okay, we don't like surprises.

 

[LD 3187]

Nah mang, brony Stuff now. Didn't even know I was one until this thread, who knew?

BronyNetwork suggests otherwise.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

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BronyNetwork suggests otherwise.

That's True Capitalist Radio stuff. He does a livestream of the radio show and posts some of his splices

That's okay, we don't like surprises.

Good thing I'm too dumb to keep my head down

 

[HG 400]

Good thing I'm too dumb to keep my head down

Maybe you can lay low at 12050 Versailles St, Jacksonville Florida.

 

[Vitriol]

That facebook arguement!

Its like some huffy teenager 'you don't understand me' bullshit. Cringey as fuck to post in public but good for the sister to try and shut it down.

What a horrible little creep.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Maybe you can lay low at 12050 Versailles St, Jacksonville Florida.

Looks like I'll have to, what ever shall I do if someone *gasp* sends me a dozen pizzas. I might just have to eat them all

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Accidental incest I could see someone defending

Tell us more.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Tell us more.

Like slipping and falling and 'accidentally' penetrating your cousin
That's totally an accident

 

[shibbolethal]

Nah mang, brony Stuff now. Didn't even know I was one until this thread, who knew?

Any more "hot" Rick and Morty porn? Any more pokephilia stuff? Muscle girls? Kid-squids?

 

[ICametoLurk]

America is God's Land, why you disgrace God by refusing to be called a True and Holy American?

 

[HG 400]

Looks like I'll have to, what ever shall I do if someone *gasp* sends me a dozen pizzas. I might just have to eat them all

So you live in the same house as your sister? How old are you?

 

[Boxy Brown]

Looks like I'll have to, what ever shall I do if someone *gasp* sends me a dozen pizzas. I might just have to eat them all

What about future employers googling your name?

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

So you live in the same house as your sister? How old are you?

Read my profile, drongo

 

[HG 400]

Read my profile, drongo

It was a rhetorical question, we all know exactly how old you are. I was shaming you for still living at home like an unemployable parasite.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Are you seriously in your mid-20s and living with your sister?