Suggest trophies

[The Dude]

"Abide " for liking x number of posts.

 

[Watcher]

The Holdek Trophy

We should give a trophy for giving no likes and give it to Male. Call it "the JERK trophy"

 

[TL 611]

The Holdek Trophy

I came to the thread specifically to suggest this, so seconded.

 

[CatParty]

how about a holdek trophy?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I agree with the Holdek trophy.

We should also recognize Hitler for all the great smilies.

 

[exball]

Achievement unlock: Fucking reported.
Report Exball 1000000 points.

 

[TL 611]

In a shameless attempt to boost my own score, I also suggest a "1000+ chat messages" trophy

 

[Pikonic]

In a shameless attempt to boost my own score, I also suggest a "1000+ chat messages" trophy

"In the hugbox trophy"

 

[LM 697]

"Could be a Wacko" - Awarded for being one gi-gantic mo-ther-fucker.

"Piss-Ant" - Awarded for trying to talk tough and making someone laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

"Dead Tired" - Awarded for opening your mouth again and needing it nailed shut.

"100 Grand" - [username]? Awarded for being ready, [username].

"Love and Careers" - Awarded for being a not bad hoo-ker, you fuckin' whore.

"Macho Bullshit" - Awarded for eating too much red meat!

"Payday" - Awarded for making it quick, just for old time's sake.

"Tranquilizers" - Awarded for using the real THING!

"The Price" - Awarded for liking Cadillacs and kickin' some big ass.

"No Chance" - Awarded because you fight for love.

"Get Fucked" - Awarded because your loyalty is very touching, but it is not the most important thing in your life right now. But what IS important is gravity.

"Gettin' Ooold" - What's it feel like to be a dying man? You're a dead man, [username]!

"Mellow out, Man" - Awarded not for being right, but for being WRONG!

 

[Some JERK]

"At least you tried" -10 points for having more than 1 post locked in 24 hours.

"That is MY HOUSE!" +10 points for previously unseen pics of 14BLC (ala skyraider91 and ruckersvillian)

"The Catparty reference desk award" +10 points - "catparty" at least 5 "What if?" threads before Catparty catparties it.

"The Golden shower award" +25 points- have Marvin, ABL AND Thetan all like the same post.

 

[Pikonic]

"The Golden shower award" +25 points- have Marvin, ABL AND Thetan all like one of your posts.

"Seeing Red"- Have 2 admins (Champ, BB, Freecell, or Smokedaddy) like a single post
"Purple Rain" Have 3 moderators (Katsu, HSMOF, Bemis, Saney, Dun, Niachu, or Hunter) like a single post.
"It ain't easy being green"- Have both global moderators (Surtur and CompyRex/Huntin Slash/Payday/Not Payday/[whatever name Compy is on that day] like a single post

 

[exball]

"Seeing Red"- Have 2 admins (Champ, BB, Freecell, or Smokedaddy) like a single post
"Purple Rain" Have 3 moderators (Katsu, HSMOF, Bemis, Saney, Dun, Niachu, or Hunter) like a single post.
"It ain't easy being green"- Have both global moderators (Surtur and CompyRex/Huntin Slash/Payday/Not Payday/[whatever name Compy is on that day] like a single post

Mayor for life: have every mod, admin, and Christorical figure like your post.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"Oh Hai Mark"--5 points. Make a reference to The Room.

"I did not lie, I misspoke."--10 points. Get called out by an admin/moderator/administrator for making a false claim.

"A Bawdle of Bud"--5 points. Get caught drunkposting.

"BANNED FROM LIFE!"--negative 10 points for temporary ban.

"BANN HAS HAPPENED AGAIN."--negative 20 points for another ban.

 

[Holdek]

Trophy: if paintingatree likes your post.

 

[Holdek]

"A Bawdle of Bud"--5 points. Get caught drunkposting.

But this was a good drunk post exchange:

by Marvin » Wed May 22, 2013 1:00 am
Uhh, all the cool kids use linode. Also, I'd whatever the whatever you're asking us to whatever, but I'm too drunk to do it properly and/or usefully right now, so, maybe when I'm sober.

by paintingatree » Thu May 23, 2013 7:36 am
Why don't you and that damn Cwcki just go ahead and die off the Internet already so I can finally find some peace of my life?

 

[José Mourinho]

"My Two Balls" - Reach 2 posts.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

"My Two Balls" - Reach 2 posts.

"I Cannot Be Deprived Of My Balls!" - Manage to get one of your posts deleted because of your spergitude.

 

[exball]

"Null and void." -50
Have Null lock your thread.

 

[Rio]

"Null and void." -50
Have Null lock your thread.

Won't this encourage shitposting for points?

 

[exball]

Won't this encourage shitposting for points?

Why would you want to lose 50 points?