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[Hepativore]

Some of the interesting names that the pooners at my last job gave themselves were "Shaye" "Vermilion" "Krys" (spelled exactly that way), Kassper (ditto, what is it with troons/pooners and ridiculously-spelled names?) and Yoltan.

Shaye was the most recent hire that stank up our workplace through her clothes from a few feet away. I do not miss being assaulted by the odor of a forgotten open can of anchovy paste.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

If we're talking pooner names, the overall pattern does seem to be names from the current top 100 and/or those that sound soft, non threatening and could possibly be interpreted as gender neutral (especially if the pooner in question can't commit to the identity of "man" and is a he/they). Those that pick names you'd expect on a boring average grown man are incredibly rare.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

If we're talking pooner names, the overall pattern does seem to be names from the current top 100 and/or those that sound soft, non threatening and could possibly be interpreted as gender neutral (especially if the pooner in question can't commit to the identity of "man" and is a he/they). Those that pick names you'd expect on a boring average grown man are incredibly rare.

Just once, I want to see a pooner named "Ralph" or "Bob" or "Jim" or something.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Just once, I want to see a pooner named "Ralph" or "Bob" or "Jim" or something.

They're actual mans names that real men have, they're not quirky and special enough for ridiculous Pooners, Pooners pick names with some variation of Aiden like Jaiden, Kaiden, Brayden or Raiden, that or Jasper, or some fucking faggy anime name from Fujo manga.

 

[Poonocchio]

Aggro Pooner

Hahaha who made this?! I love it.

 

[Bloo]

Probably the worst Grindr pooner I’ve ever seen. “No oral” is the most un-gay man, most womanly thing she could say.
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Strongly disagree. As a gay man with mostly female friends, while there are many women who don’t care, there are TONS of women who will completely dismiss a man based on their age (knew a girl who would never date someone with the same birthday or younger than her) or height. It’s also really creepy to me how attracted women are to height. I’ve seen women fawn over ugly guys just because they’re tall. This was especially true when I lived in Japan.

That’s literally just a frumpy looking woman with short hair. “9+ or nothing” lmao good luck with that, I guess.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That’s literally just a frumpy looking woman with short hair. “9+ or nothing” lmao good luck with that, I guess.

Well hey there Li'l Pooner...

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Not a guy, not a goth and not hot.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Those two seem to be candidates for the new "Aiden". I remember seeing some video somewhere on KF of some teen girl wearing a pride flag like a cape and publicly coming out as a "guy" who's name was now "Theo". Literally everyone in the vid was a female, and they all moved in for a very manly group hug when "he" got too choked up to speak. I could have sworn it was posted early in this thread, but damned if I can find it.

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I dyed my hair last night so I could feel more masculine

 

[Procrastinhater]

im a man.mp4

"I'm a guy"

Clearly.
We can tell by the tits and the birthing hips. Good job you died your hair in such a heccin' masc fashion Li'l Pooner, we might have been confused.

 

[Ampicilina500mg]

Not a guy, not a goth and not hot.

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Please tell me everyone made fun of her again and eliminated her from the group.

 

[scathefire]

"Jasper", meanwhile, was the name of this abomination I posted in the tranny sideshows thread a while back.

I've seen "Casper" be used also. They scrounge around for the most unthreatening softboi names they can possibly find, I think because the idea of being an actual man who's treated like an actual man scares them.

 

[Rick The Stick]

I think because the idea of being an actual man who's treated like an actual man scares them.

This has been proven countless times by now with all the pooner posts lamenting how much they hate being "invisible" and how no one cares about their feelings since they're "men" now. One pooner even cried over her Alice boyfriend expecting her to carry the heavy shit and do the yard work

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

I dyed my hair last night so I could feel more masculine

Yeah, because men do that all the time, lmao.

Insecure young women are being destroyed by poonerism.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

I've seen "Casper" be used also.

with all the pooner posts lamenting how much they hate being "invisible" and how no one cares about their feelings since they're "men" now.

>Casper
>invisible

The jokes write themselves when it comes to pooners.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Yeah, because men do that all the time, lmao.

Insecure young women are being destroyed by poonerism.

Only the manliest of men dye their hair

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Yeah, because men do that all the time, lmao.

Insecure young women are being destroyed by poonerism.

I thought it might have been because she thought men have darker hair than women naturally, and I'm actually being educated here: European-descent men are three times more likely to have black hair than European-descent women, and women are twice as likely to be naturally blonde!

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-43782751

So you see, when she dyed her hair darker, she literally became a man.

 

[bouquetnine]

I found this pooner a while ago. Lots of cutting scars. Surely this person is mentally well enough for top surgery!

Spoiler: Nude pooner

 

[Marche]

Not a guy, not a goth and not hot.

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Septum piercing, its always the normal ass looking girl with a septum piercing

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Not a guy, not a goth and not hot.

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What's it with pooners and trying to be goth? Goth is one of the hardest things you can be as a straight man, you keep having to explain that you just like 80s music and have fuck all to do with teenage girls who write fanfiction. Or the creepy BDSM faggots who actually are in the subculture proper, or convincingly pretend to be.

If you always just liked the music, it's a right pain in the ass to deal with. If you don't even actually give a fuck, and want to be a man then why, why the fuck would you choose that subculture instead of something like hard rock or death metal? Ah yes, of course. You're an autistic woman trying to cling onto whatever shreds of femininity you get to keep as you claim to be a man because your autistic brain's definition of masculinity is "played warhammer once, liked it".

Some of the interesting names that the pooners at my last job gave themselves were "Shaye" "Vermilion" "Krys" (spelled exactly that way), Kassper (ditto, what is it with troons/pooners and ridiculously-spelled names?) and Yoltan.

Shaye was the most recent hire that stank up our workplace through her clothes from a few feet away. I do not miss being assaulted by the odor of a forgotten open can of anchovy paste.

Sounds like edgy women who just want to be anime boys. Notice how none of them will just pick John. Or even an unisex name like Ashley. No. It's always LARP shit. I don't have an autism puzzle piece big enough for this shit.