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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votos: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votos: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votos: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votos: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votos: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votos: 685 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votos: 717 31.1%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votos: 267 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votos: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votos: 1,151 49.9%

  • Kindness

    Votos: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votos: 313 13.6%
  • Total de votantes
    2,308
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Temperance XIV dijo:
VERY NSFL - AM HOLE !!!!
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....BWAAAHAHA, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LAST ONE?! :story: Is that supposed to be a sexy pose, just straddling the camera and looking down? This is what I imagine a boomer grandpa would do if asked to provide butthole pics. :story: :story:
His stinkditch is so lop-sided and weird, it barely even registers as a human body part, it's just hilarious all around!
 
BunchofMunch dijo:
His stinkditch is so lop-sided and weird, it barely even registers as a human body part, it's just hilarious all around!
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Cenobites stepping out of the dimensional tear caused by the lament configuration, look at this picture and just say "Well, looks like our work here is already done" and turn around and go home.
 
Temperance XIV dijo:
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I wanted to comment on this but I'm fucking crying at how manly he looks getting his faggy hair dye.
 
anliteralidiot dijo:
I never realized there was a sexual distinction between pibic hair shapes, but... Genetic females don't have the fupa-gut line covered in hair...
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Troons really are amazing at making you aware of the msot tiny intricate almost imperceptible detail's betwixt ye twoe sexes

These pictures also show how Kevin does somehow think he's hot shit - admittedly lined up next to these things, he looks less monstrous.
 
Temperance XIV dijo:
He also gets firewood delivered to him. Why not just go pick it up yourself?
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Now he’s in the flatlands and there are no trees on his property, and it’s not an easily available resource in general.
Bustamante deal with all the large trees that blow down so they’re the only game in town unless you have friends up in the mountains, and it’s pretty clear he doesn’t.

Quite funny to read the reviews, nice update!
 
Warms my heart how utterly resentful all the alpacas are to the troons on every single one of the videos.

No they don't want to be stroked. No. They will even turn down a bit of food, if it's an opportunity to spurn your hand.
Farm animals don't even *need* to be fed out of your hand. They'd like to, if they like you, but you don't need to do it and humiliate yourself when every single one turns its nose up at you.

It's weird how they try to act affectionate with them but then won't do the bare fucking minimum, after all this time, like make them a feeding tray instead of just fucking their hay onto the shit covered ground, every single time.
Lol
Lmao, even. Troons.
Sometimes the little things still get you after all this time.
 
AfghanBlue dijo:
Warms my heart how utterly resentful all the alpacas are to the troons on every single one of the videos.

No they don't want to be stroked. No. They will even turn down a bit of food, if it's an opportunity to spurn your hand.
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I met someones alpaca at the weekend. While cautious, they ate out of my hand and took a petting.
They also looked well fed and clean.
 
AfghanBlue dijo:
It's weird how they try to act affectionate with them but then won't do the bare fucking minimum, after all this time, like make them a feeding tray instead of just fucking their hay onto the shit covered ground, every single time.
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Animals are more clever than most people give them credit for. They're smart enough to hold grudges against people who abuse them.
 
Oxyjen dijo:
An odd facet is that he claims to be Ukrainian.
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Kinda weird, considering that the other side is the one that keeps raping, waving commie flags, and failing miserably
Ghostse dijo:
Cenobites stepping out of the dimensional tear caused by the lament configuration, look at this picture and just say "Well, looks like our work here is already done" and turn around and go home.
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No, the Cenobites become suicidal.
 
Temperance XIV dijo:
Very normal behavior!
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This particular side of Jen – the unhinged resentment constantly seething below the surface – is both hilarious since he's a loser troon and slightly worrying since he lives in a house with multiple firearms. Hopefully he's too much of a terminally online bitch to ever do anything.

Temperance XIV dijo:
VERY NSFL - AM HOLE !!!!
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:story: Lol. LMAO even. The little panniculus of fat is the icing on the gross tranny cake.
 
Temperance XIV dijo:
VERY NSFL - AM HOLE !!!!
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Jen, while I am willing to be brutal to you, I say this with honesty: I thought I was looking at a closeup of an ear belonging to a man with male-pattern baldness.
 
This is the first time I've noticed it, I was telling someone about the tranch and I went searching on Youtube and several months ago they (or an imposter?) had uploaded a TON of videos from the old ranch. It's too many for me to parse through right now but it might be interesting.
 
S.C.U.D. dijo:
This is the first time I've noticed it, I was telling someone about the tranch and I went searching on Youtube and several months ago they (or an imposter?) had uploaded a TON of videos from the old ranch. It's too many for me to parse through right now but it might be interesting.
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Thats a funny one.
Kevin is such a bloke lmao. He's like a fridge balanced up on tooth picks. Talking to some normies about their alpaca neglect.

Here's penny giving an 8 minute long bullshit speech to some annoying "allies" wherein he divulges some chronological lore - apparently the Tranch 0001 started in a one bedroom basement apartment belonging to Penny's parents, before they moved to that first old house they wrecked - as well as displaying the biggest scale hands I've ever seen on a person of any size.

He gives some figures. It took them four months to convince the people who they got the alpacas off to convince them.
They got 72 adults, 16 cria, 40 ducks, 30 chickens (18 lost to coyote attack recent to this speech). So they're all dead ig. No mention of the goats that I could parse.

There's a lot of talk about how they approach everyone with utmost love and trust in the goodness of people, which is not what we've seen in their interactions with everyone including their own inner circle.

Signs off with
"if you just put enough love into a room, and trust in people, it literally is magical. It always works out."
That sadly is not quite true but also didn't happen here so natch it fell entirely to pieces.
 
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So the Ranch was removed from the market like a week ago. Not sure if it's actually sold though. Looking at the parcel data it says Bonnie's still the owner of the property. So, either the buyer quit (for whatever reason) and he just took it off in shame, or it has sold and the records haven't been updated yet, who knows. Also looks like Bonnie's mom died last April (I think?) and Sky ceded himself from the deed so that's why it's just him who owns the property now.
 

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So the Ranch was removed from the market like a week ago. Not sure if it's actually sold though. Looking at the parcel data it says Bonnie's still the owner of the property. So, either the buyer quit (for whatever reason) and he just took it off in shame, or it has sold and the records haven't been updated yet, who knows. Also looks like Bonnie's mom died last April (I think?) and Sky ceded himself from the deed so that's why it's just him who owns the property now.
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I saw this the other day and I went Airbnb searching just to check and see if he had taken it off the market to turn it into a short-term rental property but no luck, didn't see it in the Westcliffe listings. I think it actually sold.
 
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