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The bonus part is when Ralph gets too drunk he drinks from the piss bottle and cant tell the difference in flavor.
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As a OTR trucker, theres something about Walphy's piss botttles habit yall are overlooking. Like many truckers I have at times needed to piss into an empty bottle due to being too far from a truck stop/rest stop etc. Thing is, unless you have a literal micropenis, the mouth of most bottles is far to small to be practical, unless you are willing to piss all over yourself. In order to avoid this you need to insert the head of your dick into the mouth of said bottle. Water bottles, beer bottles, etc are just too damn small for that. The smallest bottles that are convienient are gatorade widemouth bottles. Seriously next time you are haveing a beer, or drinking a bottle of water just look at the mouth and ask if you could fit your dick in there. I'm betting at least 75% of you couldnt.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Ralph doesn't mind that. Also he's admitted it's Modelo CANS. While we already knew it because we saw it, he is basically admitting to a literal micropenis.
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I imagine him thinking in his hollern' voice:
"I piss in bottles too so I'm basically The Rock, Nick Rekeita told me it was legal to piss into bottles"
"I piss in bottles too so I'm basically The Rock, Nick Rekeita told me it was legal to piss into bottles"
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Probably would help if EOR provided a quote from the article where it says The Rock peed into bottles.
from the looks of it I’m guessing he’d have to get out of the costume instead of walking to the bathroom.
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- 8 de Feb, 2022
Thats even wierder. At least with a plastic bottle you can put your dick inside it safely but with a can? Unless hes literally cutting up the head everytime he pisses I cant see how he does that without pissing all over himself, his lap and the floor. Unless his dick is literally the width of a straw. Seriously, open a can of something and feel the edge of the hole, that shit is sharp.
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No I think he just pisses on himself because he's a loathsome, disgusting monster.
If I lost 100lbs stopped drinking and doing drugs and looked like that.
I'm gaining 200lbs and drinking vodka for breakfast and injecting heroin for dinner.
You know I'm starting to doubt he gave up drugs. He looks terrible if he he isn't abusing drugs he needs to speak to a doctor
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- 10 de Oct, 2014
Ralph doesn't speak Spanish lol
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- 2 de Ene, 2019
He's literally asleep on his streams, lmao.
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- 11 de Abr, 2016
Regardless, im almost certain he’s lost all the weight by taking Mexican Ozempic. He probably gets it from the same pharmacy he gets his Xanax from
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- 26 de Nov, 2016
The guy who would Xeet "no condom" at random people in the Sektur claims he's slept with nearly 20k women.
Let's just say he's 38 and started at 18, 20 years.
Let's say there's 400 days a year. That's 8000.
So we're supposed to believe he's slept with over 2 different women a day? No repeats?
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- 12 de Dic, 2022
And if you haven't put your hands on a woman for not cleaning up after your spilled piss bottles, you're not a real Ralphamale.
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- 5 de Ago, 2022
He copes about the strangest things.
This is getting as desperate as the time he tried to convince everybody he didn't have a micropenis despite the video evidence he himself posted.
This is getting as desperate as the time he tried to convince everybody he didn't have a micropenis despite the video evidence he himself posted.
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- 30 de Mar, 2020
Ralph could wear a thimble as a condom.
Only someone as mentally handicapped as Ethan Ralph could equate seeing a newspaper with a scantily clad woman with thriving.
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- 26 de Nov, 2016
Too bad hackmania isn't where paedophiles like Vaedophile gets hacked to pieces.
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- 13 de Sep, 2019
Don't be so negative man. This is America in 2024, the year of our lord. A schizo, tranq zombie could stumble across him in some sort of fuege state, slaughter him and eat his flesh. It's been happening more and more to less deserving people as of late.
Fingers crossed its all filmed from a selfie stick.