🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Balldo's Gate]

It appears Ralph has stopped paying for Twitter Blue. IIRC, X disabled the ability to hide check marks recently so he can't use that excuse.

That must be because Ralph has started paying for Torta Blue, where the torta guy has accepted payment of 10 pesos per month from Ralph for the exclusive right to pick moldy tortas up out of their trash.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

CHRIST IS KANG!!!! NOW GIMME SOME HOOKERS AND XANAX!!!

The last shred of his dignity

His what?

You know Ralph seems to have problems with every woman he dates. They all end up fleeing like they are trying to escape a burning building.

It is like the Skinner meme but instead of wondering if the children are wrong Ethan asks himself if him being an abusive piece of shit deadbeat ragepig is the problem but realizing that no...no...it is every woman on Earth that have the problem.

I tried to get AI to craft me something but it seemed to be uncomfortable with Simpsons and Ragepig.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Piggytits cannot even afford $8 a month for the gay blue xitter tick. Ethan Ralph said his Xitter ticked account was the most important to him and worth half a million dollars at the time before Musk's purchase. Presumably, it was worth more than his "offspring". How sad. Another one of his gunted horcruxes gone. What's left is peepaw's bling, his bowling trophy, his red subprime shitbox, and Cleo.

 

[Axiom.]

I wonder why none of his most devoted penny givers can spare a donation to buy him Xitter Blue

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph takes his Twitter too seriously to let any advantage slip. Simplest answer is lapse in payment which has the implication he can't keep a card funded. Maybe he's the one person still doing it like runescape memberships at la convenencia.

Dunno how it works on Twitter but could mean he successfully got reported. I'd imagine you'd at least lose Blue. He was just calling all women bitches and whores.

Either way losing the Blue protection makes him one step closer to a permaban. Then the suicide vagueposting will be back on his alt, rebranded to being El Exilio.

 

[TheHardR]

Is this a retelling of Ralph's life?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I tried to get AI to craft me something but it seemed to be uncomfortable with Simpsons and Ragepig.

You get a lot of success with Man Pig hybrid just fyi. Bings imagine AI also has been cracking down on celebrities and any copyright IPs lately

 

[Nate Higgers]

Piggytits cannot even afford $8 a month for the gay blue xitter tick. Ethan Ralph said his Xitter ticked account was the most important to him and worth half a million dollars at the time before Musk's purchase. Presumably, it was worth more than his "offspring". How sad. Another one of his gunted horcruxes gone. What's left is peepaw's bling, his bowling trophy, his red subprime shitbox, and Cleo.

I mean he literally swept for Ali Alexander/Ali Ackbar when he was exposed as a gaypedo because “mista Ali got me mah twitter back an that’s more important to me than some sissy faggot who sent some dick pics to that fine upstanding gentleman, BISH”

 

[Rage Pig]

I had to look up who Wilt Chamberlain was. He was a nigger who played nigger ball and who died of congestive heart failure at age 63.

Edit:

Lmao, the delusions coming from that pig brain are hilarious.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I had to look up who Wilt Chamberlain was

Did it mention how often he had to pay for it?

 

[P0LYBIUS]

Remember the time when Wilt Chamberlain fell in love with a Mexican prostitute that dumped him? Pepperidge farms remembers

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph, we have all seen the kind of pussy you attract. When Pantsu, a horse-faced bitch that sucked a tranny's diseased dick, is the best looking among them, you're a king in a paper crown..... probably from BK.

 

[Obscura539]

The recent levels of desperation are new to me. It seems as Ralph is struggling to get anyone to notice him. Somethings never change, I suppose. He’s still the attention deprived child realizing when he is abrasive and mean he gets what he craves so much.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nothing sets Ralph off more than a woman disrespecting his so called prowess. Or when they just laugh at him. Really starting to suspect growing up it was the girls of his class who bullied him the hardest and every little perceived slight against the Ralphamale sends him back mentally to those days. Those girls were right to bully that fat little faggot.

 

[Rage Pig]

Whenever I think the pig can't get more disgusting he manages to surprise me. Based bottlepisser.

 

[JAKL II]

>pissing into modelo cans
>actually admitting to that on twitter

I'm not hungry anymore.

 

[Near]

You know you score Ws every day when bragging about pissing in cans is a point of pride

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

You know you score Ws every day when bragging about pissing in cans is a point of pride

He's just like the Rock! Ten time world champion, bish, how many world championships do you have?

 

[Lidl Drip]

>pissing into modelo cans
>actually admitting to that on twitter

I'm not hungry anymore.

Well we already knew that about him from the audio of him screaming at Meigh to clean up his piss bottles.

 

[Braphamut]

Whenever I think the pig can't get more disgusting he manages to surprise me. Based bottlepisser.

I doubt The Rock is sitting around in a humid room without air condition in a hundred degree weather with a ton of open cans filled with piss. I just have a hard time imagining him winning that big, is all.

So he filled a puny little water bottle. Does he recycle it like Ralph does too?