DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[EmpGulcasa]

He always looks like a junkie itching for his next fix.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

He always looks like a junkie itching for his next fix.

Those eyes bugging, darting all over the place, scratching his arms, his fast paced cadence, the “um” and “okay?” to reassure himself. He’s exactly like a junkie or a gambling addict, and his only satisfaction is seeing a notification on his PayPal. He’s been conditioned so much to receiving money that if he were to get $1000, it’s already spent in his head. He even gets giddy about money that he hasn’t received yet. It’s why he associates literally every single thing with money, one of his more irritating traits. Notice how any time he shits on a company or YouTuber, it’s because they make “thousands and thousands of dahllars.”

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He always looks like a junkie itching for his next fix.

His next WWE Champions pull, to be exact.

How the fuck anyone can be entertained by forced laughter, gameplay that devolves into banging one's head against a brick wall until it breaks (head or wall), being Captain Obvious with "explaining" things, and in general being an entitled asshole is beyond me. You truly have to hate yourself if you enjoy DSP unironically.

 

[Balr0g]

The bug eyes were always there. This is from that video when blip.tv kicked him out for his "Hello Jew!" clip. though this particular bug eye moment came from "your commentary is just meandering and random" Meaning: he just blurts out dumb stuff without any thought behind it

He probably looks like this now whenever he sees the food his wife devours

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Dave's 3 big lie tics:

1) Shakes more violently when he's already been shaking.
2) Eyes dart from the side, to chat to see who to ban, back to camera because he's aware it's a tell.
3) Touches around his face, often his goatee.

Nervous laughter is also a super obvious tell for him

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

After countless hours playing FromSoftware games, this retard can't learn to manage his stamina.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

From last night's daily crap


DSPshirtwipe.mp4

Him wiping his shirt after the neck rubbing gives me the impression his neck is either greasy or it has a lot of dry flakes.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The way Phil touches his face and his eyes bulge out when he is talking about money like a literal crackhead is wild. Like you can in real time see him thinking about Hogans.

 

[architects]

I adore when he says “I need this or I’m in BIG TROUBLE”. Like what mofo? Death, homeless, destitute etc.? My guy is the fuckin king of generalities….he has such a boring script…he needs to get back to making the story pop.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Ack Ack Ack here comes the chargeback
Another reason to tell your fans you're strapped

 

[Comma]

It really is something to behold to hear this man constantly claim he's running a successful business, but raise the CODE RED BEGCON 1 alarm and literally beg for money with the flip of a switch, just because he misses out on $200...

 

[PieceofShet]

Chargeback code red begging for support Daily Crap April29-2024.mp4

It really is something to behold to hear this man constantly claim he's running a successful business, but raise the CODE RED BEGCON 1 alarm and literally beg for money with the flip of a switch, just because he misses out on $200...

1. His eyes are about to jump out.
2. Why cant he face the camera, the viewers... ?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I adore when he says “I need this or I’m in BIG TROUBLE”. Like what mofo? Death, homeless, destitute etc.? My guy is the fuckin king of generalities….he has such a boring script…he needs to get back to making the story pop.

It's save the house all over again but now he's so fuckin lazy with his begs and scams hes just like "Uh I need money just because..."

Keep it as general and vague as possible that way people cannot call your shit out or teach you things like "Phil maybe you should have saved some money".

 

[Telemeter]

I adore when he says “I need this or I’m in BIG TROUBLE”. Like what mofo? Death, homeless, destitute etc.? My guy is the fuckin king of generalities….he has such a boring script…he needs to get back to making the story pop.

Well, he used to say "to pay my bills", but then the entire internet laughed at him for trying to make "muh bills" everyone else's problem, specially after Moist Critikal's video and the "Muh bills" song.

Now he just say is for "behind the scenes" stuff.

 

[Kane lives in death]

I still wont get too excited and believe this is any worse than any end of month begathon because dents are always spent at these days, but maybe well get pleasantly surprised because this time it kinda sounds like its worse than normal, who knows with the guy, maybe its true and he pulled too many hogans this week or something.

 

[FamicomGorby]

If yellin about chargebacks doesn't get his dents to open up their wallets Dave is gonna have to finally break out the medical billz saga. He'll say he's got the beetus or that he needs more money for his cherry juice to treat his gout.

Or knowing Phil he'll say Jasper ate a rubber band and now has a $5K pet bill because he dropped the pet insurance.

 

[Balr0g]

His beg is a bit too early. Welfare cheques are coming tomorrow or perhaps a day later. Justn imagine he doesn't make at least 100$ today and tomorrow (ohh tomorrow is the 8 year anniversay of "the guy moment") he might really fall into a panic. Also: he still made 140 $ in tips yesterday. Fuck him

 

[marlintan]

Well, he used to say "to pay my bills", but then the entire internet laughed at him for trying to make "muh bills" everyone else's problem, specially after Moist Critikal's video and the "Muh bills" song.

Now he just say is for "behind the scenes" stuff.

I disagree, this is why the chargeback arc is back on the table, instead of "two big bills" it's now "two big chargebacks".

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I still wont get too excited and believe this is any worse than any end of month begathon because dents are always spent at these days, but maybe well get pleasantly surprised because this time it kinda sounds like its worse than normal, who knows with the guy, maybe its true and he pulled too many hogans this week or something.

The way I see it, it’s more weight on the shoulders of anyone left willing to support him which is a positive.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I disagree, this is why the chargeback arc is back on the table, instead of "two big bills" it's now "two big chargebacks".

Chargebacks are the ideal beg, because there's no way of disproving them.