DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Since the MoistCr1TiKaL debacle Phil DO NOT shamelessly beg on his "react streams". He just state a fact that the support is low:
- In the beginning of the stream
- In the pauses in the middle of stream
- At the end of the record his making on OBS
- After the record is stopped
- In the "Daily Wrap"
- The very next stream
- After apologizing to still talk about support the next day

It's hard to find his begging on his own Youtube content, though. That's all that matters in Phil's head, for some reason, despite most videos getting like 500 views.

 

[marlintan]

Didn't he say a few years ago he has "restless leg syndrome"? Or was that just joking? But yeah he is shaking a lot just like he sways back and forth on the X-and Y-axis. He can't sit still. Or maybe he is doing that to keep his legs from "falling asleep"

He has claimed to have RLS, but my dad, a physician, says it's just nervousness, because I also got prescribed pills for it, and they did nothing to stop me bouncing my leg while seated, the only way I found to alleviate the issue is toe extend your legs so that there isn't room in your knee joint to bounce. Sorry for the TMI.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Oh christ he said he's gonna play the system shock remake. I've just finished that and he'll hate it, the game has zero handholding and the puzzles will fuck him

Tard will choose easy, and even then, he'll be in bitch mode the entire time.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Tard will choose easy, and even then, he'll be in bitch mode the entire time.

"Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? You only even got 4th at a game tournament that was boycotted by most of the actually good players who would have otherwise destroyed you in an instant."

 

[Pargon]

First off, he is not doing the flight there. Being in Seattle means he has one of the shortest flights in the US to Tokyo, but even at its shortest it is still over 10 hours, and that flight is expensive. The cheaper flights are 2 stops and over 15 hours. If his back is as fucked up and dodgy as he says it is, ain't no way he is sitting on a plane for that long.

This. I was a veteran flyer by the time I went there the first time in my early 20s and I was miserable. There is no easy way to get through a flight that long; even with shit like Xanax you’ll be getting woken up by other people making noise, captain announcements, having to use the toilet, etc. A five hour flight is doable standing on your head if you’re a sperg who’s used to engaging in an activity for long periods, but with ten hours to kill you’ll be aching to get up and do something not involving sitting there.

And he won’t be willing to pay the $100+ for the gin he’ll need to make things bearable. And that’s saying nothing about Phil being terrified of other people and trapped in a metal tube with 70 potential detractors.

 

[grump]

"Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? You only even got 4th at a game tournament that was boycotted by most of the actually good players who would have otherwise destroyed you in an instant."

You lost him at the word 'run'.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? You only even got 4th at a game tournament that was boycotted by most of the actually good players who would have otherwise destroyed you in an instant."

Odds that Phil gets awkward with SHODAN?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil won't even go into Seattle which is like a 10 minute drive away from him and people are speculating what he would do in Japan

we know that, but unlike phil we're capable of imagining hypothetical scenarios

 

[marlintan]

This. I was a veteran flyer by the time I went there the first time in my early 20s and I was miserable. There is no easy way to get through a flight that long; even with shit like Xanax you’ll be getting woken up by other people making noise, captain announcements, having to use the toilet, etc.

A 5k mile trip length depends on if you have head or tail winds... A 14 hour flight to Beijing ends up on the return trip, where you land at a time before you took off with the time zone changes and a tail wind (leave at 12:00 GMT, arrive at 11:35 GMT).

 

[Crooked 16th]

He might be the most pussywhipped man in history. Guys I can only stream at 10:45 because I might wake up my wife and cat son.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

He needs a change of pace. How about he plays War on the Sea and the dents give him $1 for every enemy base he captures? Surely he isn't such a bitch the game would be too challenging for his malformed cranium?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Guys I can only stream at 10:45 because I might wake up my wife and cat son.

Maybe he and Khet should have a real baby.

 

[Iron Father]

Maybe he and Khet should have a real baby.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

People keep mentioning restless leg syndrome. Yet, no one mentioned the most probable cause. Drinking. Alcoholics get it from low potassium.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Maybe he and Khet should have a real baby.

even if dave wasn't a faggot having sex would probably make his heart explode desu

 

[00R-Gundam]

He only starts to shake when theres trouble(low tips, havent made enough in the day, bills are coming up etc) is he also like that when hes just calm?

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

People keep mentioning restless leg syndrome. Yet, no one mentioned the most probable cause. Drinking. Alcoholics get it from low potassium.

Wet Beri-beri is a wild ride, lol. Since early diagnosis is crucial I expect the long run pity begging will explode exponentially.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I hate the way he interacts with Jasper. It's very regarded.

you mean milking the animal like he blames everyone else for.

DSP had some kind words for the people who moderate his chat:

Mods are disabled Fallout 4 April29-2024.mp4

well, he is only spittin' facts dood.

Didn't he say a few years ago he has "restless leg syndrome"? Or was that just joking? But yeah he is shaking a lot just like he sways back and forth on the X-and Y-axis. He can't sit still. Or maybe he is doing that to keep his legs from "falling asleep"

It's restless lie syndrome. You'll notice it ramps up when he's lying.

 

[marlintan]

It's restless lie syndrome. You'll notice it ramps up when he's lying

After following DSP for far too long, I'm not sure he knows a lie from the truth, with how he constantly mind-fucks himself...

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's restless lie syndrome. You'll notice it ramps up when he's lying.

Dave's 3 big lie tics:

1) Shakes more violently when he's already been shaking.
2) Eyes dart from the side, to chat to see who to ban, back to camera because he's aware it's a tell.
3) Touches around his face, often his goatee.