🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph is at least 250lbs so there’s no way he’d be allowed in to fight

Well not in the US. Mexico on the other hand...

 

[Sicko Hunter]

IIRC EOR has said that he owed a lab fee or something like that to a class and that he refused to pay It for reasons. Therefore he did not get a degree and did not graduate. And for reasons related or not he decided to not pay back his student loan, which is one huge reason he’s never had good credit.

Always thought this story was bullshit and he flunked out. Why would he spend tens of thousands of dollars getting a degree then just completely give up on it over a lab fee?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I'm just thankful that Rozy is out of that house. If she grew up and joined the girl scouts then I could guarantee you that the Guntie Monster would eat all her cookies before she could sell them, and his broke ass wouldn't be paying for them.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Every time I think Gunty McPiggertits can't get any more pathetic he proves me wrong.

 

[AnOminous]

And here I thought Ralph would only insult and threaten people's girlfriends/wives. Well egg on my face, the Ralphamale goes after any member of the female gender, no matter their age or size!

He literally screamed at his own infant daughter and called her a bish. It's the Ralphamale way. He knows if he picks a fight with anything bigger than a literal baby he gets his skull smashed so hard he goes googly-eyed for life. He's like a fucking cartoon.

 

[Elmo]

Why would he spend tens of thousands of dollars getting a degree then just completely give up on it over a lab fee?

This is Ralph we are talking about. He's a retard.

Also he spent tens of thousands of dollars that weren't his on a degree that he never acquired.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Every time I think Gunty McPiggertits can't get any more pathetic he proves me wrong.

I don't know, I think his kvetching about May running away - child in tow - and not rolling out the red carpet to enable his involvement is the most pathetic part.

We all know the actions Ralph could take, those being returning to the US - closer to one of the baby mamas - and setting up regular visitation.

Instead he just talks about how Merida is amazing, they sell sandwiches and everything!

 

[AnOminous]

Instead he just talks about how Merida is amazing, they sell sandwiches and everything!

Oh my God, I'm so jelly, I DREAM IN VAIN of ever being able to eat a sandwich!

 

[AltisticRight]

This is Ralph we are talking about. He's a retard.

Also he spent tens of thousands of dollars that weren't his on a degree that he never acquired.

He also bought a stupid $300 hat, a $1890 fake wrasslin belt to give himself, and much more.

He's got the spending habits of a nigger.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I don't know, I think his kvetching about May running away - child in town - and not rolling out the red carpet to enable his involvement is the most pathetic part.

We all know the actions Ralph could take, those being returning to the US - closer to one of the baby mamas - and setting up regular visitation.

Instead he just talks about how Merida is amazing, they sell sandwiches and everything!

Ehhh thats just standard wigger shit. Reprehensible yes, but every white trash deadbeat dad pulls the same shit. But getting pissed at a dad for advertising his little girls cookies AFTER challenging a some rando bpd thot to a fist fight and getting ghosted?

Thats RALPHAMALE pathetic.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH
"Someone paid me"
Yeah, right. Was it Ms. Gordita?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm sure a quick check of Ralph's Google history will show a search for IQ test answers

 

[Muppetstudios]

Interesting he claims to have an IQ of 112 when this paper claims people with alcoholism have on average lower intelligence that decreases with age

 

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Warski’s busy, Fatboy. He’s currently streaming to 1.6K viewers on Kick

Numbers you’ll never see again. You can barely scrape 400 on a good day.
Oh and you’re still banned on Kick btw.

 

[AltisticRight]

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He should pay for the in-depth results, because that'll show us he has 149 IQ.

 

[porkWellington]

I'm sure a quick check of Ralph's Google history will show a search for IQ test answers

He needed to lookup the answers during a fucking Spelling Bee.

 

[Mynameisdark]

He needed to lookup the answers during a fucking Spelling Bee.

And the words were ones he's used before. "pedigree" took him the longest for some reason. There's too many examples of Ralph being a dunce.

 

[Elmo]

And the words were ones he's used before. "pedigree" took him the longest for some reason. There's too many examples of Ralph being a dunce.

whutebar bish i kno how tew spel 'entrepreneuer' UNLIEK DAT DANG DIRTY JOHMUA POTTER!

 

[porkWellington]

whutebar bish i kno how tew spel 'entrepreneuer' UNLIEK DAT DANG DIRTY JOHMUA POTTER!

We wish Ralph would have that energy. Losing the weight sucked the life out of him. Imagine giving up the gunt your daddy gave you to become a hollow husk of a human. He barks at people online but is too afraid of leaving piss filter Mexico.

The old Ralphamale would've gotten in his permanently leased truck, loaded up on Makers Mark, crash through the southern border, presumably running over illegals on the way, and drove to their house to shit talk IRL.

I miss the old Ralphamale. The "do i look 5'1 to you bish?" Ralphamale. The deranged dancing in front of Blaze Ralphamale. The "i will put my hands on you and if you try to stop me I will kill you" Ralphamale.