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At least Phil lets us know when to never watch him play games, like Street Fighter now. Professional streamer.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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"remember we had a conversation about your attitude a year ago remember Fox?"
TOTALLY NOT A FUCKING CULT PEOPLE
TOTALLY NOT A FUCKING CULT PEOPLE
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Harold Halibut pt is officially CANCELLED! GONE! FOREVER! After one stream.
THANKS FOR THE MONEY, DUMMY!
THANKS FOR THE MONEY, DUMMY!
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Boogie because DSP wouldn't show up.
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BitchSydePhil refusing to go back into ranked matches because his glass ego can't stand him losing his ranked points. Of course, Phil is trying to obfuscate this by coming up with bullshit, but anyone can see he's being his cowardly self.
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I love businessydephil. He always knows what CEOs and companies should do. Why doesn't someone hire him as a consultant.
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- 6 de Mayo, 2020
Phil, Mersh...
Can we get a tally of how many lolcows drive BMWs?
Maldron the Assassin
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He's a shoe in for a consultant job at Boeing after he's moved on from streaming. Honestly they're going to have to outbid Microsoft.
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Oh, I'm sure Phil Spencer has e-mail him directly to come work in the Xbox division, as they're losing money hand over fist, but Boeing is waiting on pin's and needles wondering if Phil is going to take their call, as he's a leading expert on aeronautics and helicopters.
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Getting gated in Tekken and losing all those ranked games really hurt his ego. Now, he's terrified it will happen in SF6.
Chef Autism
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Boogie would win by forfeit after it was discovered that DSP contacted him behind da scenes and tried to get Boogie to crotch chop the fans in attendance with him after pretending to start the fight. Boogie would accidentally out this information by sperging out on Twitter and then retcon the story 25 times in a week on multiple platforms. Phil would lean in on anyone who dared mention boxing in his chat.
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- 26 de Mayo, 2017
Doesn't even make sense because MR resets every couple of months. Staying in casual isn't going to help him get better since most people are just messing around there. We all know why though, he wins more in casual because he gets matched with low-ranked people more often.
It's all just an ego boost, he genuinely thinks he is one of the best in the world and it's just the game holding him back.
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I take everything Phil says about his sister-cousin with a grain of salt. For one, she moved in when he was ten, yet he acts like she was barely in his life. It's obvious that her intruding in the Burnell household is a very sour spot for Phil and he probably wasn't getting as babied once she moved in (While still being spoiled rotten cunt of a child).
Any shit about her being an addict or a drug mule or whatever is probably just she did pot in her teens or 20s, or that she became a junkie in the 20s for a few years before going to rehab. If it's the later, good for her, she kicked her addicition while Phil is still alcoholic.
Any shit about her being an addict or a drug mule or whatever is probably just she did pot in her teens or 20s, or that she became a junkie in the 20s for a few years before going to rehab. If it's the later, good for her, she kicked her addicition while Phil is still alcoholic.
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Phil needs to start DSP Interacts, a channel where we see Phil waddle around the mall and Total Wine snorting in disgust as he does his shopping and interacts with the world. Watch him Karen out over the littlest of things and bite his fingers when being rang up by a… gasp…. Black person.
Count how many steps Phil can take without the help of his handcart or a rest
Count how many steps Phil can take without the help of his handcart or a rest
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It gets even funnier when you realize that, other than Blanka, he was well under the 1500 MR starting point in Master when he stopped playing. I'm pretty sure one of those was in the 1300s.
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I think it's just an easy low IQ status symbol thing, that can be somewhat easily financed. Like where I live lots of poorly maintained Mercedes and Beamers roam the streets, basically the slightly more luxury choice for socioeconomically diverse people aside from Chargers and Versas. They're all shitboxes cause their owners spend all their money on the 90 months payment plans and nothing on maintenance, which is exactly what Phil did with his BMW. Though in Phil's case it was just cause he was too lazy to get the regular maintenance his lease agreement included and BMW didn't call him.
Actually wonder if he's bothered to change the Toyota's oil while he's had it. No one reminded him and since they only use it for short trips they might not have noticed in the six years they've had it.
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- 7 de Abr, 2022
I hate to say this, but I fully side with Phil on Melissa.
Bringing a 16 year old junkie nigger trash cousin to live with your single child 10 year old "special" son was a terrible decision, and I think it played a role in his narcissism thinking he knows better.
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i lol every time i remember he has a shower stool because hes too weak to stand up the entire time
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Phil was 10 or 12 when Melissa moved in with them. Melissa is a couple eyars younger than him. She moved in because her parents were junkie fucks or couldn't afford to take care of her or something.
I know Melissa lore is scarce but get your story right before you start slandering some woman who's husband would make Phil gnaw his fingers off.
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- 7 de Ene, 2022
This tells me he despises her. She was hogging attention and being a victim while poor little Phil was in his formative ages. Unforgiveable sin for Phil. Not surprised he doesn't talk about her. It's clear to me he hates her guts. Also she's a female.