🌟 Internet Famous Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly - Divorce Fiasco, trashfire extraordinaire

[Lupin The Turd]

He just really skipped FF13 huh? Kind of defeats the point of an entire series retrospective if you're going to skip a whole ass entry because you're still harboring rage from 14 years ago. Is he going to skip 15 too since it's dogshit, or skip 16 since it's not even an RPG and almost ashamed to be a Final Fantasy game?

 

[Dead Air]

What did he mean by this?
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Dude you are nearly 40. It's time to let your 20's go.

 

[Local Wordmason]

He wants to be a thirst trap so bad. I swear it's like he didn't even learn.

 

[BubbleButt]

Where does his chin end and his neck begin?

 

[grimacefetishist]

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He wants to be a thirst trap so bad. I swear it's like he didn't even learn.

He looks so glamorous in his unbuttoned pajama top. He probably wore the jeans to bed, too

 

[Bitch I eat people]

He looks so glamorous in his unbuttoned pajama top. He probably wore the jeans to bed, too

Don't forget his eyes that are slowly drifting apart, like two ships at sea.

 

[Chicken Neck Nelly]

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He wants to be a thirst trap so bad. I swear it's like he didn't even learn.

How does one look like a human version of Sid but somehow more retarded and be this delusional about their physical attractiveness?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Back when he was doing Hard News segments at Screwattack, he used to throw a pen across the desk for no damn reason, and made that his "thing" whenever he covered news. Does this tard still do this?

 

[DenseDeerFather]

What did he mean by this?
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He wants to be a thirst trap so bad. I swear it's like he didn't even learn.

Ewwww, what the fuck is he doing? Did he not learn a fucking thing? Stop, Jared. If some scorned harpy drops a twitter novel on how you're a little cockroach, you earned it this time. Holly randomly accused Ross of rape, you don't think she's gonna do that to you?

Dude's playing with fire at this point.

 

[Kheapathic]

Never interrupt your enemy a retard when they're making a mistake.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

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He wants to be a thirst trap so bad. I swear it's like he didn't even learn.

Same energy.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Back when he was doing Hard News segments at Screwattack, he used to throw a pen across the desk for no damn reason, and made that his "thing" whenever he covered news. Does this tard still do this?

I think he was referencing David Letterman.

 

[TVB]

I think he was referencing David Letterman.

Are you sure it wasn't a reference to Weekend Update or The Daily Show?

 

[Darksydepickle]

Well, if I can admire ProJared for one thing it's his self-confidence.

Nobody who looks like him should be acting as if he was the apex of male models. And yet he does. And you can tell in his face, he really does believe he is that good-looking.

Meanwhile, Heidi sounds very emotionally stunted.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Are you sure it wasn't a reference to Weekend Update or The Daily Show?

I think Letterman is the first to do that pencil throwing thing.

 

[TVB]

I think Letterman is the first to do that pencil throwing thing.

Yeah, but I was more talking about satirical news in general

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Yeah, but I was more talking about satirical news in general

My mistake. I was talking about the throwing pencils.

 

[TVB]

My mistake. I was talking about the throwing pencils.

My apologies

 

[DenseDeerFather]

He's been uploading. He fucking skipped FFXIII and went straight to XIV.

He then uploaded again, asking viewers to watch the previous video + announcing he'll be at a con, Midwest Gaming Classic, and advertising his other channels. Basically, the whole video is a giant commercial.

Jeez, he's graying now.

Side note: That smile is fucking horrifying.

 

[obsdj]

Side note: That smile is fucking horrifying.

Cannot unsee.