Thread for stories about people doing poos in inappropriate places - Stories about people doing a poo in a place they're not supposed to do a poo are hilarious to me

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- A guy I know did a poo in a little single-serve milk carton and threw it at somebody.

- A guy I know was mad at the nurses in a hospital so he did a poo into their autoclave.

- A guy I know did a poo into the urinal trough and then he got caught doing the poo


Post your stories about people you know who did a poo in places they weren't supposed to do a poo.
 
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I pooped front and center at a nice spot nudist beach but only because they didn't believe in bathrooms so I don't know if that's a w or l.
 
I refuse to poop away from home unless I have no other choice.
I once didn't poop for 5 days on a backpacking trip.
I am uncompromising.
 
We always had truckers shit In McDonald’s bags and toss them in our garbages. It wouldn’t of been so bad if they weren’t pajeets.
 
Since you don't watch MATI maybe you have not heard of the story of Chantal Marie Sarault (now Miriam Salad Derka Derka Jihad). She once was lonely and fat in desperate need for validation, so she organized to be the third wheel in a threesome with a couple. When she arrived at the couples house and they realized she looks nothing like her pictures they kind of lost interest in the sex and instead got her really drunk. At some point Chantal had to go to the bathroom and she felt really really sick. She had to both poo and vomit at the same time, she bent over the toilet and vomited into the toilet, at the same time poo sprayed out her ass. She said she was wearing a thong which caused the stream to be split. Poo was all over the walls and floor. Instead of cleaning it up she just left. This story was told on the Chantal person stream with Null laughing so hard he almost choked to death.

Anyways that's why you should never ask your wife for a threesome cause you might wake up with poo and vomit all over your bathroom.
 
I just think stories about poo are really funny.
 
You guys ever heard of place called India? Boy do I have news for you.

I'm blown away a society can not just come together and say "Hey everybody, can we all agree poo is gross? OK, Good. How about we all decide one place or a few places where we keep it as far away from everything else as possible OK? Also if we have time, lets talk about washing your hands" Apparently those 3 sentences are too complicated for some parts of this world.
 
In an episode of the office they mentioned doing poo in the cistern of a toilet I thought that was really funny but I've never heard of anyone doing it irl.
 
My future ex-wife was so scared after watching the end of Paranormal Activity she shit in a garbage can in the middle of the night rather than go downstairs to the bathroom by herself.
 
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In an episode of the office they mentioned doing poo in the cistern of a toilet I thought that was really funny but I've never heard of anyone doing it irl.
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Ah, an upper decker. It's evil because next time they flush, shit water fills the bowl and it unleashes a smell from the bowels of hell
 
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