You wake up and you are a Pajeet

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

What do?

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

Take a shit.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

>wake up
>sees im a pajeet
>/kill

 

[LolRaccoon]

Post bob and vagene

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Ahh yes, I can't wait to go to the train tracks with my boys.

 

[Butterschmalz]

Wake up as a pajeet, have breakfast like a pajeet

 

[Jason Wynn]

Open a convenience store and charge outrageously marked up prices for my goods. People will complain but tolerate me because I ban niggos from entering my store.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

See if my poop tastes any different

 

[eatler]

you didn’t work at the convenience store I worked at but back when i had to sell pajeets cigs so my response comes with a light story. they would always reply “one pack (cigarette brand)”. Everytime I would ask “100s or regular” they would restate “one pack Marlboro” and then get pissy because I guessed the wrong one.

So my answer harass poor underpaid cashiers with me saying “one pack Marlboro”

Or I would use the bathroom and use a water bottle as a makeshift bidet

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

What do?

Kill myself, suicidarme, tappaa itseni, अपने आप को मारना. How many more ways do I have to say it before it happens?