DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil keeping his webcam quality low is the best thing for him. He looks just so fucking haggard and beat in all of these shorts lol

Phail hasn't worked a day in at least a decade and a half and yet he has the haggard, world-weary face of a 55 year old man who has spent the past 35 years lugging bags of cement around and digging ditches for minimum wage. A shit diet and a brutal alcohol addiction destroyed him more than hard labor destroys the bodies of those who perform it for long periods of time. Maybe that's where his "blue collar Youtuber" shtick comes from, he looks like he's fresh off his 17th back surgery and ready to once again get verbally abused by the dago construction site foreman for the next 12 hours.

 

[Balr0g]

Add to that his negative emotions always get the better of him and it turned him into this 41 year old trapped in a 60 year old guy.

Also can confirm he never answered back. Wqhile I can't see any of his tweets because this faggot blocked me You can still see where he answered. I wonder if he will talk about it tomorrow. Oh who am I kidding?: of course he will because he has nothing else

 

[Dragoonism]

Yesterday Phil went on a stream about how the only way to success as a YTer and streamer was if you behaved in one single way and that way only, while he, "long ago", decided to go against the flow and be himself and give people variety!

A thing that caught my attention was this part!

Now a challenge to Phil: I dare him to NOT play Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree and play something completely different to PROVE that he can attract an audience by being different!

But we know since last week ha can't get an audience unless he plays the big AAA games made for the big "clown" streamers.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Meanwhile, Phil is whining about how people are beating him up over "Photoshopped" pictures of him. This does not end well.

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Phil looks terrible in all of these shorts,

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He needs to keep the camera as far away as possible and get the softest lighting out there.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Hitler didn't look as weary and soul crushed as Phil when retreating underground to kill himself while allies from all sides pummeled Berlin into dust with artillery and bombs.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Phil looks terrible in all of these shorts,

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He needs to keep the camera as far away as possible and get the softest lighting out there.

He needs to wear a mask that covers every single inch of his bloated face in order to appear presentable.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil's head shape is truly an amazing thing to see. Like seeing a Cromagnon in the flesh, like something you'd find on the early pages of Man After Man or All Tomorrows. Has Phil ever addressed this? I'm sure he thinks that his head looks like that because his brain is bigger than average, therefore he's a "lazy but brilliant" type of genius, but man... there's something wrong there. It's like WingsOfRedemption's dented cranium due to years of always wearing headphones.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Meanwhile, Phil is whining about how people are beating him up over "Photoshopped" pictures of him. This does not end well.

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You know, maybe it really is for the best that his Webcam is trapped at potato quality

 

[Balr0g]

Phil wasn't called the "guy with the oddly shaped head" for no reason

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Is that why he used to buzz his hair with that bad fucked up widows peak? was he trying to look like that guy

Lmao imgaine if that he uses a CM Punk photo as a reference image when he goes to curls and twirls. No wonder he shit always looked fucked up after he goes

 

[NotValKilmer]

so we gotta buncha trolls making fun of my head shape. alright? this is because of STRESS you dumfucks ackackack
it wasn't shaped like this before my busy career as a full time streamer. My head was shaped normally in high school. K? "Ole normal head" everyone used to call me

 

[Fapcop]

only thing im going to say on phil being asexual/gay, I don't really think he's either. he's sexually stunted and weird for sure, but I know for a fact phil has looked up hetero porn.

that's not something a faggot/asexual typically does. even ignoring the whole, we KNOW he's jerked off on stream, which is unusual for an asexual, I know he's looked at straight porn on his own time.

Now hol on there fren!

You claim that you know FOR SURE that Phil has watched piv porn.

You got explaining to do!

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Yesterday Phil went on a stream about how the only way to success as a YTer and streamer was if you behaved in one single way and that way only, while he, "long ago", decided to go against the flow and be himself and give people variety!

Unbelievable amount of cope and delusional thinking. Phil continues with the dual cope: 'I'm already successful because some dents keep watching and give me money, and I have a wife and a cat,' and 'I could be a big, rich, and loved streamer if I wish to.'

""I have not done things to make myself virally popular. Listen, I could... I basically have to become like those people whose only way to get attention on the internet is by making themselves a joke, to be dramatic, to be stupid"

Yeah, you did this things unintentionally. And that whats make it funny.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Now hol on there fren!

You claim that you know FOR SURE that Phil has watched piv porn.

You got explaining to do!

Wasn't there an instance where Phil was on his PC and his browser was on screen and when he typed in the address bar it autofilled a pornsite with some hetero porn title?

 

[Corpun]

Phil looks terrible in all of these shorts,

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He needs to keep the camera as far away as possible and get the softest lighting out there.

Every single one of these you can see his stroke mouth drooping down and yet he continues to deny he has had a stroke. This guys actually going to stroke out on stream on day and he'd better hope that fat retarded bitch of his cares enough to call the paramedics.

Phil's head shape is truly an amazing thing to see. Like seeing a Cromagnon in the flesh, like something you'd find on the early pages of Man After Man or All Tomorrows. Has Phil ever addressed this? I'm sure he thinks that his head looks like that because his brain is bigger than average, therefore he's a "lazy but brilliant" type of genius, but man... there's something wrong there. It's like WingsOfRedemption's dented cranium due to years of always wearing headphones.

It's the bloated jowls that get me. I mean look at how fucked up they are in this video he did wearing a tight Batman mask. Those fucking thinks literally try to DEVOUR the mask to escape.

Wasn't there an instance where Phil was on his PC and his browser was on screen and when he typed in the address bar it autofilled a pornsite with some hetero porn title?

Might be thinking of the time he accidentally showed one of Leanna's nudes on a video. Unfortunately it was just a thumbnail and it looked like she was covering most of her tits anyways.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Now hol on there fren!

You claim that you know FOR SURE that Phil has watched piv porn.

You got explaining to do!

about 10-11 years ago, phil uploaded a video berating and screaming at his audience about how they aren't watching his videos on TheKingOfHateHD or some shit. one of his many dogshit channels.

during this drunken screaming fest, phil brought up his internet tab and zoomed in on it to show his youtube channel, one of his open tabs was "XxX HOT LATINO GETS GANGBANGED"

the video was deleted about a day later. I remember a detractor uploaded a video where they zoomed in on the tabs, that's how I saw this. the video was unfortunately DMCA'd by Phil. as far as I know there is no surviving footage of this and I do not have my own copy, since as I said, it was 10-11 years ago.

 

[grump]

about 10-11 years ago, phil uploaded a video berating and screaming at his audience about how they aren't watching his videos on TheKingOfHateHD or some shit. one of his many dogshit channels.

during this drunken screaming fest, phil brought up his internet tab and zoomed in on it to show his youtube channel, one of his open tabs was "XxX HOT LATINO GETS GANGBANGED"

the video was deleted about a day later. I remember a detractor uploaded a video where they zoomed in on the tabs, that's how I saw this. the video was unfortunately DMCA'd by Phil. as far as I know there is no surviving footage of this and I do not have my own copy, since as I said, it was 10-11 years ago.

I'm no spanish expert but doesn't latino refer to men?

 

[JimiHendrix]

I'm no spanish expert but doesn't latino refer to men?

maybe it was Latina then, it was a decade ago and I don't speak fucking Mexican?

 

[Balr0g]

about 10-11 years ago, phil uploaded a video berating and screaming at his audience about how they aren't watching his videos on TheKingOfHateHD or some shit. one of his many dogshit channels.

during this drunken screaming fest, phil brought up his internet tab and zoomed in on it to show his youtube channel, one of his open tabs was "XxX HOT LATINO GETS GANGBANGED"

the video was deleted about a day later. I remember a detractor uploaded a video where they zoomed in on the tabs, that's how I saw this. the video was unfortunately DMCA'd by Phil. as far as I know there is no surviving footage of this and I do not have my own copy, since as I said, it was 10-11 years ago.

Was that the video where he asked for views on his "Hateful truths"? Where he said "You want this? I need this?" If yes then maybe you could find it in a WPIG episode. Though I doubt it. Phil has put out so many shit you have to, to quote Gundam" sift through trash to find garbage"

 

[JimiHendrix]

Was that the video where he asked for views on his "Hateful truths"? Where he said "You want this? I need this?" If yes then maybe you could find it in a WPIG episode. Though I doubt it. Phil has put out so many shit you have to, to quote Gundam" sift through trash to find garbage"

i don't remember the exacts of anything he said. i just remember him standing in front of his desk in the CT condo screaming at his fans, I believe he specifically called them lazy in the video for not going to his new channel.