He has repeatedly called shit a "rub" when he just retardedly dumps it on the meat and doesn't even cover the entire cut or, you know, actually rub it in.
This comment led me to the realization that Jack never learned to wash his hands after he became (further) disabled:
-He uses one hand to point to the giant canister of white sugar, MSG, smoked salt, molasses, and onion powder he wants Tammy to open for him.
-Jack then turns purple as he strains to wrap his palm around the cylinder shaker and grip it with enough dexterity in his rubbery arm to turn it upside-down over his GUD MEETs - Greatly resembling an octopus in the process, minus the intelligence.
- Jack lets gravity do the work of piling tasty poison on his GUD MEETs. However, Jack considers rubbing the stuff in to the meat to be a two hand job; because he's using his one working appendage (including his penis) to dump. He
refuses to set the rub tub aside and then use his free hand to mush the pile of sugar into the surface of the meat like a toddler patting together a sandcastle; because then his hand will be covered in more than the usual layer of shit.
And if a
two step process is beyond Jack's reasoning/seasoning, then a third step of running his hand under a hose, dunking it in a toilet and shaking it around like a marlin tail, or karate-chopping it between his ass cheeks and then clenching while he runs his hand through his crack like a credit card is out of the question. Basic protocols of hygiene may as well be rocket science to him: Something only faggots do.
So either Jack refuses to rub the salt pile in because his hand will remain crusted until the next time Tammy pours boiling water over it, or he's just mentally going blank in the middle of dumping it on and asking Tammy if the MEET's ready, yet, while wondering why he's smelling burning chicken feathers again.
Look how Boogie2988 did it - by putting one foot on the scale. And boom he's magically not 400 or 300 or whatever. No different with Strokey here,
The difference is that Jack lacks the proprioception necessary to place one foot on the scale without falling over into a garbage can.
