Are the EMS workers across the street free?

If you're in the US, you should check if there's an ambulance membership program in your area.

It'll be less than a hundred dollars a year and in exchange your ambulance rides are free.

I'd check the terms, though, so you know if there's a cap on calls.
 
This happened super late at night so I couldnt see. It makes it a gamble
Firefighters are kind of hot, generally speaking. But with EMS/Firefighting, at least in my area, it is infested with turbodykes and diversity hires, and so I don't have any interest.
 
If you're in the US, you should check if there's an ambulance membership program in your area.
Thats great info, my grandfather is still playing with dangerous tools by himself while on 50 meds so this would be good. Thanks Aunt Carol.

Will they give me the good drugs if I harass them enough?
depends on how you play it, if they think your on fentanyl, your not getting dick.

what makes them so turbo?
 
Will they give me the good drugs if I harass them enough?
Most ems providers have policies similar to banks. If someone threatens you with violence just give them what they want your life isn't worth losing over some morphine ampoules. I wouldn't recommend robbing them though. It's different for each provider but there's secret distress codes/buttons that instantly route a bunch of pissed off cops to your location. Depending on where you are the response will be different. Where I am, the panic button elicits the same response as an officer down. So all cops in the area get the alert and respond.
 
Thats great info, my grandfather is still playing with dangerous tools by himself while on 50 meds so this would be good. Thanks Aunt Carol.
Health insurance usually covers emergency ambulance transportation, but "covers" and "pays 100% for" are very different concepts, and that difference is big when you're on a fixed income.

Here it's $65 a year for everyone who resides at one address, $100-something if you want to expand it to air transport. Pretty good gamble, and it'd be a funny but useful birthday present if you were otherwise going to resort to aftershave.
 
Most ems providers have policies similar to banks. If someone threatens you with violence just give them what they want your life isn't worth losing over some morphine ampoules.
Me politely soliciting the paramedics to spare me some morphine syringes

@SandyCat soliciting other things from the paramedics
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$100-something if you want to expand it to air transport
The only airport we really have is an military base so the only support we’d get is a-10 warthog assistance
 
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