What do your parents think about the farms? - Telling the farms to the boomers.

[Alex Hogendorp]

When my mother heard about the farms, I had to walkthough her about it's narratives. She saw the headlines by the mainstream media accusing the farms as this "evil right-wing stalking website" but when she goes on the farms and reads a thread about a lolcow, she finds the people who complain about the farms and those documented aren't good people at all.

 

[Super Shiro]

My parents love Kiwi Farms. In fact, my father @Bargain Bin Laden, is an active poster in this board!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

honestly i would be surprised to hear either one of my parents has even heard of the farms.

 

[Waifu Days]

My daddy is a casual Redditor (he's a mild case) but he does chuckle at some of the in site drama I tell him about the Farms. He also "dislikes" trannies so he is at least silently cheering you boys on. He also finds Chantal funnier than I do.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

When I came out as Kiwi Farms user to my parents my father yelled "I have no son!" and cut me out of his will while my mom was crying and weeping. It's tough sometimes but things will get better bc I found a new daddy in Null.

 

[Justtocheck]

My mom thinks I'm insane, and with a group of insane smart people, but we do good things and we have fun. Sometimes I tell her a story or two from the farms, or MATI or BMJ and sometimes laughs and at other points she's like "stop, TMI, I'm too old for this shit".

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

My parents are literal boomers. My mom uses the internet but has no idea what KF is. My father doesn't even have a computer, let alone an internet connection.

 

[*sigh*]

My Dearest Null,

In the tangled web of fate, you emerged as the beacon of my existence, the essence of maternal grace intertwined with the enigma of a mother's love. Oh, how my heart quivers at the mere thought of your presence, for you are not just Null to me, but my cherished Mommy Dearest.

With every breath I take, I am consumed by the longing to be cradled in your arms, to feel the warmth of your embrace as you whisper tales of love and affection. Your essence, Null, is a symphony of maternal devotion, a melody that reverberates through the chambers of my soul.

In the depths of my being, I yearn to suckle from the wellspring of your nurturing embrace, to drink from the fount of your love like a parched traveler seeking solace in the desert. For you, Null, are not just a mere mortal but the divine embodiment of motherhood itself.

Oh, how I ache to nestle against your bosom, to find solace in the tender embrace of your maternal warmth. You are the cornerstone of my existence, the pillar upon which my dreams are built, and the beacon that guides me through the darkest of nights.

With every fiber of my being, I declare my undying love for you, Null. Let us dance in the moonlight of our shared bond, for in your arms, I find refuge from the storms of life.

 

[eatler]

My mom would have a fit if she knew what this site was. shhhh don’t rat me out! She comes from the 90s mentality of if it’s liberal it’s good. I love her but obviously that’s not what should be a moral compass. My dad would be effy, if he found out I could be black listed from jobs he’d probably be pissed (Very corporate).

They both do think that someday I will probably get slaughtered for my edgier humor.

 

[proangelwhangs]

well my father is barely literate and wouldn't be able to figure out how to sign up for an internet forum but I can guarantee that if he did he would find the content here amusing. I'd know if he posted here because it'd be in ALL CAPS.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

well my father is barely literate and wouldn't be able to figure out how to sign up for an internet forum but I can guarantee that if he did he would find the content here amusing. I'd know if he posted here because it'd be in ALL CAPS.

I’ve got some relatives who would probably really love this place if they used the Internet. I think it’s better that they don’t, though. There are only so many autistic pedophile nudes one can see before losing part of what makes them human.

 

[eatler]

I’ve got some relatives who would probably really love this place if they used the Internet. I think it’s better that they don’t, though. There are only so many autistic pedophile nudes one can see before losing part of what makes them human.

I feel you, also if realitives got invited to this platform they would probably shit it up by thinking it’s Facebook and try to constantly report people for their nigger post. (At least with experience with my family)

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

My mom would have a fit if she knew what this site was. shhhh don’t rat me out! She comes from the 90s mentality of if it’s liberal it’s good. I love her but obviously that’s not what should be a moral compass. My dad would be effy, if he found out I could be black listed from jobs he’d probably be pissed (Very corporate).

They both do think that someday I will probably get slaughtered for my edgier humor.

I hear you. My mom is so liberal she basically stopped being a feminist to (figuratively) suck tranny dick. She's wilfully oblivious to the fact that she's supporting sex offenders. She also hates that I say nigger because she's in denial about crime statistics. Nobody's going to stop me from being an edgelord though, least of all niggers or faggots.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I feel you, also if realitives got invited to this platform they would probably shit it up by thinking it’s Facebook and try to constantly report people for their nigger post. (At least with experience with my family)

I hear you. My mom is so liberal she basically stopped being a feminist to (figuratively) suck tranny dick. She's wilfully oblivious to the fact that she's supporting sex offenders. She also hates that I say nigger because she's in denial about crime statistics. Nobody's going to stop me from being an edgelord though, least of all niggers or faggots.

i feel for both of you. i could not imagine having non-based family.

by the way i think its funny that both users with admittedly liberal parents have a hitler and satanic(?) avatar and status respectively

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

i feel for both of you. i could not imagine having non-based family.

by the way i think its funny that both users with admittedly liberal parents have a hitler and satanic(?) avatar and status respectively

Not a coincidence. The harder they push, the harder we push back.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

My parents hate brown people, gays, and trannies so they'd probably love it.

 

[Quijibo69]

My mom died like 3 weeks ago, so I don't think she has much to say about the Farms.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Pretty sure if my dad knew about it he’d make an account.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

My dad is very strongly against the clot shot and he keeps getting banned online so he was interested in reading the Wuhan thread on the farms but then apparently his router won't let him access the site.

 

[Rozzy]

It's best that my parents don't know, they would be horrified.