Would Rouge the bat make a crap wife?

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Despite her juicy breasts, toned ass and perfect pussy, bats have an extremely high metabolism. This would result in her constantly having to go the shitter. This would take up time for other activities like cleaning and making the dinner. What are your thoughts?

 

[Muttley]

I bet she makes a mean bat soup

 

[Ozul]

Can yall niggas just leave sonic characters alone

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I bet she makes a mean bat soup

yes, with her vaginal fluids.

Can yall niggas just leave sonic characters alone

That slur is extremely offensive and I would ask you kindly to not use it.

 

[Muttley]

yes, with her vaginal fluids.

no, her corpse

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

no, her corpse

That's just disgusting

 

[sweater_supremacy]

she's probably a gold digger

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i can say with 100% certainty that she would make a horrible wife.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Shes absolutely only in it for your emeralds, Chaos and otherwise. If you wife up a gold digging ho like Rouge (she's even got a stripper name) you are a simp

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Shes absolutely only in it for your emeralds, Chaos and otherwise. If you wife up a gold digging ho like Rouge (she's even got a stripper name) you are a simp

I bear no responsibilities for protecting the Master Emerald so this shouldn't be an issue. My main concern is the high metabolism resulting in lots of shitting.
I'm looking at it as a wife material not in a sexual way but just for someone to basically babysit me. That may not be possible if she's always shitting. That's time spent cooking and cleaning and I dunno.... beating her up after a few cans of cheap lager. Give her a shiner every now and then so she knows her place.

 

[Tablet County]

Forsake booba child, for it is temporary. Build the Eggman Empire.

 

[Shamino]

Unless you're made out of gems, She'll not give u even the time of the day