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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Kheapathic dijo:
We're gonna get a Commando moment with Ralph and Josh looking to come back to the USA. Somewhere on the concourse of the George W Bush Airport.

"Ralphamale Poop Eater Bog Hog!" - "Joshua Broke Dick Pedophile Moon!" - "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" *manly handshake that shakes the heavens and gets TSA called on them*
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Let me be a bit autistic and correct you, that scene you are talking about is from Predator.
 
I can't help but think that Pantsuela has exaggerated when she said that Ralph tried to kill her.

I am guessing that the Rage Pig at one point had his hands around her throat and she was able to fight him off.

That's abusive arsehole behaviour, but short of attempted murder.

However if I am wrong and Ralph was much more physically abusive, then presumably Pantsuela would have multiple facial bruises, possible split lip, black eye, broken nose etc. It will be interesting to see if she posts a picture of her face looking all fucked up or not and indeed if she bothers to file a police report.

There did not appear to be any suggestion that she was going to the police. She might do, but she didn't mention it from what I could see.
 
BeffJezos dijo:
I would be super mad if he went to Saigon and used his Almighty Dollar to bag a hot Asian wife and knock her up. The government is supposed to be filled with pussies there, who let Americans do whatever they want.
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You have to be careful with those Saigon whores, they WILL BITE YOUR NOSE OFF!
 
:gunt: OK FOLKS, THIS IS WHAT WE NEED AT THIS POINT: :gunt:

Pantsuela creates a Twitter account and starts alogging Da Gunt through google translate, forming an unholy trinity with Faith and Pantsu (Nora, Aide and Alice as electable spectres).
 
Funkmaster dijo:
:gunt: OK FOLKS, THIS IS WHAT WE NEED AT THIS POINT: :gunt:

Pantsuela creates a Twitter account and starts alogging Da Gunt through google translate, forming an unholy trinity with Faith and Pantsu (Nora, Aide and Alice as electable spectres).
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Throw in the other three to make it a proper hexalogy. Hex being interchangeable with curse, Ralph is most definitely cursed, also Six being the root of the number of The Beast. His spawn is no doubt part of the anti-christ somewhere. Six Whores, Six Curses, Six Children, so it shall be. We are truly in the end times.
 
SargonF00t dijo:
I can't help but think that Pantsuela has exaggerated when she said that Ralph tried to kill her.
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Possibly but from what we know about Ralph, I can easily see him grabbing her by the throat and demanding access to her DMs. He choked his pregnant teenaged girlfriend, he threatened to kill nora and pantsu. He's incredibly insecure, and always extremely inebriated. He might not even remember doing it.

Deni who is built like mewtwo and the only woman he's ever been photographed with that wasn't confused for livestock or tranny was a big win for him. He's absurdly abusive, and controlling(see: insecure), the Mexicana was not going to let him write on her twitter like pantsu or make phony videos to "own da haters". That wasn't going to fly for Ralph, and the "i think i have bpd" retard couldn't handle it.
 
COLOSSAL RALPHAMALE L

Even his fucking pay-for-play Mexican sugar baby beatch doesn't want anything to do with the Gunt anymo'

Ethan Ralph, if you're reading this: the ONLY WAY you can redeem yourself is by fighting your way through the Dark Brotherhood Jalisco New Generation Cartel, boarding a plane to the US, and then fucking Nikki Haley. Prove us all wrong, or suffer eternally. Good luck, piggy.
 
Cad an Hell dijo:
He's going to do something really dumb next. I can't wait.
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He said on his twitter space that one of his personalities wants to flee Mexico, one of the other personalities wants to stand his ground. I wonder which will win... it depends if he sorts out the cat box issue. As both cats will go in the same box, creating a Schrögunters cat paradox that they may not survive
 
I'd wager a fiver that he had his hands around her neck while laying down the law. No actual strangling but put the fear of god into her.

Probably said that if she did X or didn't do Y he'd kill her and then himself.
 
John Andrews Stan dijo:
The funniest, sickest part about all this (apart from Ralph eating poop) is that he doesn’t even have enough dignity left to pretend he’s not reading this thread tonight. What a fucking loser.
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Ralph, if you're reading this, I have a suggestion for a new Casa Gunta - the sunny Mediterranean paradise of Lebanon. Reasons why:
  • Most importantly, no extradition treaty with the US! You're safe from California coin merchants and Bills fans.
  • The local currency is trash, so a ralphamale with mucho gringo dollar will be able to live like a kang.
  • Lebanese are desperate for a foreign passport so you'll have no difficultly scoring a hot hijabi gf. Sure, she might not be black, but Arabs can get pretty swarthy so you can always pretend.
  • You think having an anti-Zionist lawyer is based? How about living in a whole country of anti-Zionists?
  • Great potential for IRL streams in the beautiful countryside, especially the scenic southern hills.
As for living arrangements, I recommend the picturesque neighborhood of Dahiye, in the heart of Beirut. They're used to foreigners there so you should fit in well. Last thing - you may be a little nervous about the security situation, but don't worry. Just let everyone know you're the editor-in- chief of TheRalphRetort.com and make sure to wear one of those vests marked "press" all the time so you can be easily identified. The IDF goes to great lengths to avoid targeting journalists so you'll be perfectly safe.
 
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