💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[bravosouth]

What a liar. Nobody with any experience whatsoever would even make this stupid claim. First it's not how they work and second anyone who ate that much would be sick as a dog. Probably wouldn't die, because it's nearly impossible to OD fatally on them, but it would not be remotely a fun time. He's seriously claiming 140+ grams? That's absolute bullshit.

I mean, I guess we shouldn't be surprised that Boogie's medicine man is just as full of shit as he is?

Chief Morning Wood claims he researched to make sure that taking 'all of them' wouldn't kill him first... I guess he didn't research how they only last 3-6 hours usually, and even if he did eat 144 grams of them he would almost assuredly vomit them up (not trip for 2 weeks straight). These two are exceptional retards who definitely deserve each other, and I heavily question literally anything that comes out of their mouths.

He's claiming to have eaten FIVE OUNCES of shrooms in one go, gonna hit x to doubt on this one.

 

[Marc83]

He's simply obsessed with publicly comparing himself to others. Majority of the time he covers "drama" 2/3rds of it is about him and how he has dealt with something similar.

Boogie is a fan of Andy Kaufman? I've never heard him say that before this week?

 

[cock gobbler]

It's so inapiring to see Boogie finalkly taking control of his weight!

Boogie actually gave me persoinal support on my own weight loss journey. I weight 90 pounds now. The most impmortant advice Boogie gave me was to switch from full sugar soda to diet soda. Here's a scale photo for proof that it works!


Boogie ia also a great fighter! I think he was faking it when he fought Wangs of Redeption. Anyone with eyes can see that Boogie knows how to takesa punch. He perdonally trained me and I ennded up taking Mikje Tyson down before the starting bell even rang! (Mike didn't even show up because he was too scared I would beat him)(We're personal feirends to I call him Mike) I also got a cuustom Magic card from Boogie, the Titan of Strength!

Boofgie even helped me with my soicals. After partnering with Boogie I have half a billion suvs on TikTok. Most of those subs are 18 year old girls I give them each a $500 monthly stipind because I'm a nice guy, and I can afford it thanks to Bboogie's sage widom! Some of my subs get mad that I don't give ahtat money to charity but they're just punching down beacsuse I'm poor. And its not like I I want to have peepee poopoo sex with ugly women who need charity.

Sortry guys, I can't help that you're not true and honest Boogie beleivers. Boogie made me sign an NDA so I'm not allowedd to share any of his valuable life advice with you. (I'm alllowed to say the diet soda one beacuse he said that on twitter already)

 

[Sicilian1984]

Day 3 - Low carbs, no sugar, soda or processed foods! Great video, Steven! Interesting choice with the addition of stock footage showing healthy foods. You're the 100 hour work week expert, but why not film any of this plentiful exercise yourself? Or the process of throwing out all your junk food, or perhaps some pics/vids of all this healthy new food filling your fridge and pantry?

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Wings is guilty too. This is what I don't understand:

If they are both losing weight as they claim to be they could both easily put out fairly low effort videos showing/tracking the "how" of their progress and make lots of money.

Instead Richard continues the same boring ass low attended call of duty streams and Boogie just doesn't post at all. Dieting is a struggle most can relate to regardless of weight or age. These two dunces are supposed to be youtube/cahhhntent Veterans.. Just squandering another opportunity.

Complete idiots.

 

[WonderWino]

Oh man, this view count made my day. Get rekt Boogie:

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Man it is so satisfying watching this lazy fuck laying the groundwork for a "viral" video only for it to trumpet out like a wet fart. Let me run it through with you.

- Clickbaits himself quitting Youtube
- Uploads 2 videos stating that he's gone but will be back "soon"
- Uploads a 3rd 10 second video teasing big changes and major weight loss. Also clickbaits a medical scare by using an image of himself in a hospital bed
- Communicates on Twitter several times that there will be a new video on Monday
- Hyped up their video's premier over on Twitter

All for a piddly 20k views in 24 hours hahahahahahaha. I guarantee that Boogie verbally unleashed his frustrations onto Dezi.

Lolcow Live isn't doing much better. The last 4 or so uploads have all been under 50K:

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And as @derthballs said, Boogie's Socialblade is really bad, surely the worst he's seen in over a decade:

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I'm not even going to factor in those 10 second attention whore clips he deleted. I would assume this means that Boogie will be scrambling to shit out several videos before the month is up. I think Youtube pays at the start of each month and this has been a very lean one for Boogie.

EDIT: It looks like this is currently Boogie's lowest ever month since before Socialblade began recording stats in 2011:

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That pic of his weight loss reminds me of that scene from the sopranos where paulie points to vito and bobby and says its like an ad for weight loss - before and way before

Seems about right

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

long story short he claims he grew magic mushrooms and the mush in one tub would 'move towards him' when he sat in the same room and he felt a connection to them. So instead of selling them to some kind of doctor he claims he ate all 144g of them at once and didn't come down for 2 weeks. This is who we're dealing with here by the way, guys.

lol man i did not know this guy grew/cultivated his own psychedelics
so his marketing is pretending he is a shaman, "i will guide you through your trip, itll be a very spiritual experience, the "real shaman experience" is an extra 200$"
but really, this fucking nigger is just growing mushrooms and probably peyote in his back yard and selling them to people dumb like Boogie by the gram?

 

[YaBoi]

Boogie is a fan of Andy Kaufman? I've never heard him say that before this week?
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Guess when Boogie first mentioned Andy Kaufman? Immediately after his divorce!



Aka. Straight after Boogie's nice guy mask started slipping. As you can see in Marc83's post, he's been leaning on it more and more over the years.

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Such a good point:



This results in high levels of seething:




Oh your "friend" did the thumbnail Boogie? I thought you sunk a solid 40 hour work week into your channel! You haven't uploaded anything in 2 weeks, so one would assume you spent that time working hard on this video.

He obviously created the thumbnail to make it look like he's losing weight .

People call him out in the responses:

 

[DeusVult]

I do not have a jewtube channel, but I was under the impression that the thumbnail was one of the most important things - it is one of the first, if not the first things the user sees, before they click on it. And this is the way you can make your videos stick out, etc.

But this is the typical Booger story - when he gets caught in his bullshit, suddenly very important things are not that important, according to him. We had the Mike Clump's situation, when suddenly giving an accurate information for a DOCUMENTARY was not that important to him and now this ...

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

You haters fell for yet another one of boogie's classic Kaufmanesque bits. He was only pretending to clickbait, it was a friend who made it for him! Remember, this friend is a girl, because boogie has lots of female friends. He probably has sex with her all the time because he's such a Chad. It's wild you'd be so mad at someone being so successful, but haters gonna hate. Love ya!

 

[uberzilla]

His clickbait "weightloss" and quitting videos are definitely doing worse over time. Just compare it to this one:

Now he couldn't crack 100k over 2 weeks.

I'm not surprised Lolcow Live is dying off either. His negative image and dwindling fanbase can't draw views and he's not interested when he's not talking. Just look at his PKA clips to see him switch off when someone else starts talking.

What I don't understand is how his channel is still drawing in one to two million views a month. His newer videos commonly getting fewer than 30,000 views would suggest things are tapering off but that doesn't seem reflected in total view counts.

 

[kiwirevolving]

What I don't understand is how his channel is still drawing in one to two million views a month.

The only people I can think of who still watch Boogie in 2024

• Hate watchers
• Whatever long time, gulible fans he has left who still fall for whatever bullshit Boogie drops on their plate
• People who found about him from Keem's shitty podcast, Clum's documentary or Caleb's audit who only watch him for curiosity sake before they get bored of him

Also I don't care about his weight anymore, it's a drop in the ocean compared to all the nasty shit shown in Clum's documentary, he's a pedo to me, just gonna point out that his thumbnail is obviously bullshit

You expect me to belive 13lbs is the difference between looking like a balloon and looking a bit saggy?

 

[bravosouth]

At this point r/boogie2988 had basically become samandtolki 2.0, basically another Boogie snark subreddit. I don't know what happened to the mods but my guess is they just flat out gave up on him...

ANYWAYS, I saw this on there and after the above post saw this on there right away:



EDIT: I should add that r/lolcowlive is pretty much the same thing too, just with added characters.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

At this point r/boogie2988 had basically become samandtolki 2.0, at least as far as Boogie is concerned. I don't know what happened to the mods but my guess is they just flat out gave up on him...

ANYWAYS, I saw this on there and after the above post saw this on there right away:

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Afaik the last active mod on his sub was the guy who claimed he would shut the space down if Boogie lost his boxing match. That guy clearly doesn't care much about the sub as he never posts there otherwise. Boogie himself is a mod of his own sub and the place used to see moderator actions right before/after any time Boogie would post but this was years ago. Boogie isn't active on his uberwolf handle much anymore, but he did say years ago he had numerous reddit accounts for looking at porn.

I suppose at some point Boogie just gave up on the space, I'm surprised he is just letting it go considering r/Samandtolki was a source of endless rage for him.

 

[sure]

how poetic that boogie "I'm going to show you instead of telling you" 2988 uploaded a vlog of him talking about everything he's doing to get healthy while showing absolutely none of it.

like this nigger actually edited in stock footage of fruits and vegetables, a guy walking on a treadmill, and someone cooking chicken in a pan, without for a single second considering that perhaps it would have been a better idea to show his fat ass waddling on the treadmill or the mystery grocery haul from "flaming star" and dezi to showcase tangible effort being made to improve his health. instead we just have to take his word for it, like we always do any time he kicks off a new weight loss arc.

the editing did seem more involved than usual, and to no surprise, it wasn't boogie's work:



40 hour work week btw. he relied on a "friend" for the thumbnail and a "volunteer" for the editing. what exactly is it that boogie does outside of being a fat piece of shit in-front of the camera? oh, right. nothing. I got a kick out of the "until I get my money up" comment. the implication here is that he's crying poverty to people for free work and making false promises that it could one day turn into a paid gig. if this editor thinks they'll ever see a dime from boogie, they're in for a rude awakening.

this fat faggot couldn't even make it a full week without a cheat meal. something I noticed during the clip of him talking about his cheat meal is that he is definitely not in his house:



I'm willing to bet this is a hotel room he stayed in for the corinth comic con over the weekend. we've all seen how boogie eats when he travels. this wasn't a cheat meal, this was a cheat feast. all that money spent to gorge himself for dinner but couldn't pay the editor. classic!

he also implies during the end of the video that there were multiple cheat meals:



how many cheat meals were there? this was only a week long challenge (despite the video clickbait claiming 14 days) this tells you all you need to know about how little he actually cares about his health. this was nothing more than a stunt to release a clickbait video to garner views and attention. there is no long term plan to lose weight. it's just content, and it performed poorly enough to where boogie probably won't bother filming a part 2 because all he cares about is ad revenue and ass pats, not his health.

 

[bravosouth]

So I guess trapdaddy has teamed up with Ethan Ralph, who in turn dropped this conversation between trap and Boogie I guess as some kind of further proof? Here they are for your perusal:


Here we go, Boogie claiming the documentary was '90% bullshit'. We all knew this was coming one day, I'm honestly a lil surprised it happened so quickly but I guess it probably shouldn't be...

 

[mlanguishi]

Here we go, Boogie claiming the documentary was '90% bullshit'. We all knew this was coming one day, I'm honestly a lil surprised it happened so quickly but I guess it probably shouldn't be...

He'll just say all this is a kaufman trap too.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

So now this fat faggot is claiming it was just a blank he fired at Hassle. He's too retarded to realize even threatening someone with an unloaded firearm counts as "assault with a deadly weapon" in most states.

 

[bravosouth]

So now this fat faggot is claiming it was just a blank he fired at Hassle. He's too retarded to realize even threatening someone with an unloaded firearm counts as "assault with a deadly weapon" in most states.

More tweets about this:



EDIT: another



He's not going to 'clown the cops' until his probation is over, also he 'played guilty and took his punishment'.

EDIT: I don't buy for a second that he used a blank, not one fucking second. He would have said something about it by now, 1000%. He's run his mouth about every other aspect of it, but this was the detail he kept secret? Yeah, not fucking likely. Doesn't he realize that by admitting he was using blanks, he's basically also admitting he was never in fear for his life at any point? Wouldn't that make brandishing the weapon even that much worse...? Also that would mean all his tough guy machismo was bullshit this whole time, this dude can't think ahead critically for even a second lmao

 

[mlanguishi]

So now this fat faggot is claiming it was just a blank he fired at Hassle. He's too retarded to realize even threatening someone with an unloaded firearm counts as "assault with a deadly weapon" in most states.

No fucking way, is he THAT stupid to wait after and not even try to bring it up as a defense? I mean yeah, it's still agg assault to display a gun even if it's unloaded usually but get real. I bet he tries to say Frank and he planned it too, then Frank says bullshit, and boogie will say later oh Frank and I decided to fake everything, even though Frank will always deny it. Trust me.

Oh well, the Epik shit this week is about as stupid, so probably is. Either way he's retarded as FUCK. I laugh at the Epik shit, this makes me legit MATI!

And ETA AGAIN IS HE SAYING THE COPS (OR EVEN HIS LAWYER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANS BY ATTORNEY TOLD MY LAWYER! THE DA KNEW AND HIS LAWYER, BUT NOT THE COPS)KNEW ABOUT IT AND DIDN'T PUT IN THE POLICE REPORT OR BRING IT UP CAUSE IT WOULD MAKE HIM LOOK BAD?
"NO BOOGIE, WE WON'T BREAK YOUR KAYFABE!"

He's going to pull out some video saying he loaded it with blanks, which doesn't mean shit, since the cops didn't inspect it at the time. Then he's going to say that's why he waited to turn himself in.

AND ETA AGAIN 'I WONT TALK ABOUT IT SO NOT TO CLOWN ON THE COPS UNTIL AFTER PROBATION. BUT I WILL TWEET IT ALL TOO."

I came from the Epik thread being all badass and fun and serious at the same time, and I come to the Boogie thread and I feel like Bossmanjack without juice. FML.

And he's so goddamn stupid he didn't even know the difference between probation and parole.

Boogie go to hell, I mean seriously. This is one of the biggest events in your life and you have no idea what it's about? You're either too stupid to live or a total liar, both is the answer. What you are not is interesting or funny in any way, EVER. He needs to graduate from 'newbie to prison shit' to 'killing himself before cancer finishes him off like Uncle Ted'.

 

[YaBoi]

Man, you really gotta love how every story that leaves this fat fuck's mouth grows more legs than a centipede. Let's put the "firing a blank" story aside for a moment and focus on this little detail:



Wow that documentary's authenticity seems to drop further and further every time Boogie talks about it huh? Seems like just yesterday Boogie was saying this before the launch:



I mean technically he's not wrong. Boogie's truth is 90% bullshit.

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Moving along, Boogie then makes it seem like HE did Mike a favor by agreeing to do the documentary LOL.

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This message here is VERY revealing of Boogie's character:



Holy shit what a petty, vindictive fuck. Dezi stated in the documentary outtakes that she would forgive Boogie for cheating and this is him subtlety showing that he'd happily exploit that. Not only this, it shows how toxic he is that he'd purposely seek to punish Dezi if she wronged him.

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Boogie claims here that Ethan Ralph is literal dirt and that he, Saint Boogie, treats people with kindness. He uses his conversation with Trap Daddy as proof.



But here he is being a passive aggressive cunt to Trap Daddy during that conversation:



"Aside from manipulating my girlfriend..."
"She said she didn't find you physically attractive..."

LOL. Just had to sink the boot in there, didn't ya Boogs? As if you're a supermodel who doesn't manipulate people.

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Its's too bad that Trap Daddy can't crop conversations properly. I guess we have a good idea of where Boogie was going with this one. Not sure what this had to do with anything anyway:



You didn't decide to become a lolcow, faggot.

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I also love how he plays the "my private conversation got leaked" victim card as if he had nooooooo idea that this conversation was going to be leaked by the dude who has constantly been threatening to leak private DMs between him and Dezi:



Yeah fuck off Boogie. That conversation was 95% Boogie and 5% 1-2 line responses from Trap Daddy.

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EDIT: Forgot to highlight this one. Boogie plays victim by stating he never mentioned the "firing a blank" detail because "no one would believe him":



Who's fault is that? A literal Boy Who Cried Wolf moment for Boogie right here. The irony being that he's lying anyway, so he's upset that people won't believe his latest lies.

We then get a certified Boogie Classic of "I have the proof, but no one will believe me, so I'm not showing it":



Just like those DMs which proved that Cass was harassed by haters and the totally real cancer diagnosis. He has proof guys but you wouldn't believe him anyway