💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Some OF cosplay ideas for Boogie:

Austin Powers
Fat Bastard & Mini Me

Blackface: The Nutty Professor
Sherman Klump & Carla Purty

Incest: What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Momma & Arnie Grape (tard)

Vintage
Laurel & Hardy

80's TMNT
Android Body & Krang

'Tism Bait
Doctor Robotnik & Sonic

Real Life
Morbidly Obese Pervert & Sped
 
Some OF cosplay ideas for Boogie:

Austin Powers
Fat Bastard & Mini Me

Blackface: The Nutty Professor
Sherman Klump & Carla Purty

Incest: What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Momma & Arnie Grape (tard)

Vintage
Laurel & Hardy

80's TMNT
Android Body & Krang

'Tism Bait
Doctor Robotnik & Sonic

Real Life
Morbidly Obese Pervert & Sped
Nothing less than her chili dogging him (shits on his chest and titty fucks Booger with a strap on) will bring in the views. Sammy could do clean up. Now if you will excuse me I need to go ingest enough cannabis to wipe this thought from my short term memory.
 
Boogie wants to be a pimp or have the cam whore wife that makes the money while he does nothing and he gets to fuck her while the paypigs don't you can see a bit of this during the Lucy Fox events where she left him.
I can’t find it at the moment but wasn’t there a tweet where he basically said “hey guys would it be okay if I was a pimp?” Even since the porn blog days he’s wanted to be a cameraman, OF manager, pimp, or really any job that involves naked mentally vulnerable women.
 
I dunno how I manage to hate this detestable fuck more and more each day, but he achieves it somehow:

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Responses to his second tweet in the screenshot. About sums up my thoughts:

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I really, really liked this excuse (2nd tweet from Boogie here):

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Boogie then consolidates this statement here:

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And then in all his pity-seeking glory, posts this total contradiction:

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So they all love Wings, Wings is the star, Wings is the best but then he makes a passive-aggressive remark that the fans don't care about Wings or his wife?

Either way, I see through Boogie's tactics here. As some others have pointed out on other platforms, Boogie is using Kelly as a shield to bait fake outrage. "Wow, Wings' wife is in hospital BUT YOU DON'T CARE. I'd rather kill myself than be like YOU."

Urgh, what manipulative, insufferable fuck. That's not what people are saying. Many have pointed out that there was already an episode recorded with Harley, that they could do an episode without Wings, that Wings is still streaming anyway and that there's other co-hosts who could've stepped in + they've recorded episodes without Wings or Tommy C already.

No, no, no. Instead Boogie sees someone's suffering as an opportunity to garner sympathy for himself and to get his fans to attack the people he's retweeting. Apparently Kelly had gastric bypass surgery, so I'm struggling to understand how they didn't already have a plan in place for this week's podcast.

This is just further proof of how Boogie and DSP are different, but the same people. DSP may berate his paypigs during streams, but Boogie does it on Twitter. Fans asking where the podcast they're financially propping up is and this nigga has the audacity to call them names, put them on blast and try to get his fans to attack them. Phil is toxic for sure, but I don't think he gets this nasty towards his paypigs.

Boogie continues to make excuses for why they simply can't do an episode without Wings:

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Moving onto the next topic, Boogie uploaded a video today. Well, as you all know the views have been getting really low lately and he's already stopped spamming these "Power of the Internet" podcasts. Naturally this means that Boogie is due to try clickbaiting.

Here's the fat faggot's millionth "quitting Youtube" clickbait:

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Here's the actual video title/subject (Youtubers quitting the platform):

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Yeah it's not as if Boogie already clickbaited this the exact same time last year:

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I really could post another 6+ examples of him clickbaiting quitting Youtube, but I'm certain that I've done that before. Either that or I have a folder saved somewhere where he does this.

Boogie apparently made a joke within the first few seconds of this video which fell flat. He's very butthurt that people didn't like this joke:

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"People got mad" = People think I'm a retard / I got mad
"I had a chuckle" = I seethed
"Funny shit" = Aka "WILD"



Here's Boogie's new phone wallpaper because we're still playing the imaginary game of "Boogie is Losing Weight in 2024":

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That may be your phone wallpaper, Boogie. It doesn't mean you're doing anything though. Fat ass.
 
Here's Boogie's new phone wallpaper because we're still playing the imaginary game of "Boogie is Losing Weight in 2024":

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Who shares their PHONE WALLPAPER on Twitter? What the actual fuck even is this tweet other than basically demanding his followers jerk him off on cue?

This faggot is so transparent and lame, 'OH, did I mention that I'm finally gonna get healthy this year? Hey internet I put this thing on my phone to remind me not to eat 4000 calories a day, don't you think that's cool? Say, you don't happen to have some asspats for me while you're here, do you?'. What happened to all that talk about enough about talking and telling people what positive changes he was gonna make, and just going out and making them? I can see a phone background, what I don't see are pictures of his morbidly obese ass walking in the park or the supposed healthy meals he's been making.

On that note:

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This is the last time he tweeted anything about his New Year's resolutions, 3 days ago. He claimed he would stop updating this when he failed, so it looks like he made it 8 days total. In fact he made it even less because you'll note that he shifted 'no junk food' into 'less calories' and hoped no one would notice, implying that he did relapse on junk food but just didn't binge like he normally does.

One other thing I noticed in his new video is how blown out his colour levels are, he looks like a fucking ghoul he's colour correcting for his red skin so hard. It's like he has a massive LED light pointed directly at his face or something, it looks terrible. Just compare the thumbnail to the first bit of the video and even one of his other recent videos, there's even a massive difference right there. God knows how red he really is right now...

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recent video:
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So he's posted daily tweets claiming he's being good and posted his motivational phone wallpaper, but he's yet to show evidence of him actually doing anything he says?

If Boogie is that determined to garner sympathy and admiration from people that he is posting daily update tweets and a fucking phone wallpaper, he would be posting pictures of him actually moving around or going on walks. Any time he's done something genuinely positive he gloats about it online for attention, so why is he so private about showing any actual evidence of his progress?

He's lying.
 
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Boogie didn't mention his resolutions for two days after saying he would only stop the updates when he failed, but he's claiming that he's kicked soda thanks to... whatever this is. I kinda get the feeling that this is a Dezi idea because of his use of the royal 'we'? For someone who has spent so much time dieting and dealing with his weight he really has no fucking idea what he's doing, just makes it all the more distasteful to me when he tries to give advice to anyone.

Yeah, just having a glass of milkjuice for breakfast every morning is totally going to be a sustainable change for someone who eats like he does currently. He could just not be lazy and actually cook something low calorie with protein like basic eggs that would at least satiate himself a bit, but here we are instead.
 
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Boogie didn't mention his resolutions for two days after saying he would only stop the updates when he failed, but he's claiming that he's kicked soda thanks to... whatever this is. I kinda get the feeling that this is a Dezi idea because of his use of the royal 'we'? For someone who has spent so much time dieting and dealing with his weight he really has no fucking idea what he's doing, just makes it all the more distasteful to me when he tries to give advice to anyone.

Yeah, just having a glass of milkjuice for breakfast every morning is totally going to be a sustainable change for someone who eats like he does currently. He could just not be lazy and actually cook something low calorie with protein like basic eggs that would at least satiate himself a bit, but here we are instead.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this concoction is higher in calories than a can of soda because of the coconut milk, and "no sugar added" doesn't necessarily mean it's healthy either. stuff like this is worthless for your diet if you aren't mindful of nutritional information and serving sizes. that glass was probably filled to the brim before he drank some and took the picture as well. just drink water for fucks sake.
 
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this concoction is higher in calories than a can of soda because of the coconut milk, and "no sugar added" doesn't necessarily mean it's healthy either.
Not just the milk, but juices, even when they're natural or no sugar added, still contain a fair amount of sugar.

Surprised he just didn't go the diet/no sugar added soda route. Though then again, that would mean he wouldn't get to grandstand about how much healthier he's being.
 
This guy's lack of knowledge on dieting and calorie control is impressive. He should have posted the nutritional value.

I know these idiots found this concoction online so I did some research :

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Tho this person added honey to it. 360 calories for two servings making it 180 calories.

A can of Mountain Dew has 170 calories per can.

This dude can just drink fucking water. No extra expense, no added surger, 0 calories, and good for you.

Or he could just go back to drinking Diet?
 
Boogie's "I'm totally eating healthy now" arcs are boring because he's repetitive and lies about everything. For us the viewers, it's basically a speedrun of how quickly he can be caught in the lie (he's already been caught with soda, so....)
Also, it's funny because Boogie's social media habits are well known enough that we know they are still eating out multiple times daily as Boogie would not hesitate to post to social media if he or Desi attempted a home-cooked meal, much less one that was semi-healthy. The lack of anything on that front tells everything. But yeah, replace one meal's side of soda with some sugary concoction and the demands for asspats commences.
 
For someone who has spent so much time dieting and dealing with his weight he really has no fucking idea what he's doing, just makes it all the more distasteful to me when he tries to give advice to anyone.
It's the same kind of energy of someone who gets a gym membership in January, goes once or twice, and then proceeds to spout health advice to everyone before they inevitably give up and return to being a fat slob.
 
Keemstar just tweeted this video on the Lolcow Live twitter. Now I fully understand that Keem is the fucking king of fake and gay, but I gotta be honest I think he's being pretty straight up here. KF won't let me upload an archive right now so here's a streamable link and screenshot of the tweet itself:

Keem's video

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