💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Charlie Delicious]

Came up in my YouTube homepage today. Two years ago lol

 

[Shartavius]

If Jack stays consistent with shitting five or more lbs of blood every day, then I’m happy for him. We’ll know he’s finally passed/miscarried his own brain when the FB weight loss journey post shows a diaper loaded with nothing but clots, and Tammy snipping the umbilical with kitchen scissors. Then Jack can move into his Hartley Hooligans phase of stinking like rotten cheese, instead of like himself.

 

[densedance]

"I allready lost 8lb in the past 4 days"

Just no ..

 

[p1138]

Why is he so goddamn red?

Considering how ridiculously high his blood pressure is, the utter garbage he eats, and the glee that he's about to eat a bunch of processed bullshit full of salt, sugar, nitrates, etc. I'd be surprised if he wasn't beet red.

Charles is every bit as retarded as Jack is. The difference is Charles doesn't eat the quantity Jack does.

Charles presumably also exercises, or at a minimum isn't a totally sedentary jackass. He's just got his own retarded traits like the whole clan seems to.

 

[JudyTester]

Why? He could just eat like what he is, a fucking baby. He should be sucking baby food through a straw. It could even be meat! Maybe he'd cheer up if they explained that.

I honestly think he should start eating those Churu things for cats. They're cat Gogurt and very low calorie. Maybe that's what it would take for him to lose weight.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I honestly think he should start eating those Churu things for cats. They're cat Gogurt and very low calorie. Maybe that's what it would take for him to lose weight.

I honestly think he should go get some Arby’s takeout and then wash it down with a few cans of Campbell soup

 

[ddlloo]

Charles' starting point on a carnivore diet wasn't as a nearly 60 year old crippled bowling ball with fucked legs, 1 working arm, half a working face, mince meat for brains, and arteries with tendency to throw him a stroke for the hell of it.

Oh, and I'm guessing Charles exercises, and sticks to the diet well too.

Charles is a different type of retard to jack, jack's a high level all round retard, whereas Charles specializes in being creepily sure of his own opinions. Makes sense for jack to seek refuge in this diet, but it's dumb as dogshit for Charles to recommend it and doubly so considering he knows how fatty operates when it comes to sticking to diets.

 

[Pizza Munch]

As soon as jack started talking about being an emoji I couldn’t help myself

Also didn’t see an archive:

 

[Postal Dude]

https://youtu.be/XfjfHV7qQDw

If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!

Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!

It’s nice to hear Jack finally gave Emma Emmerich a chance and put her on the mic for the intro. But seriously, what the fuck was that? Why the new shitty AI voice?

 

[James done did it]

Charles' starting point on a carnivore diet wasn't as a nearly 60 year old crippled bowling ball with fucked legs, 1 working arm, half a working face, mince meat for brains, and arteries with tendency to throw him a stroke for the hell of it.

Oh, and I'm guessing Charles exercises, and sticks to the diet well too.

Charles is a different type of retard to jack, jack's a high level all round retard, whereas Charles specializes in being creepily sure of his own opinions. Makes sense for jack to seek refuge in this diet, but it's dumb as dogshit for Charles to recommend it and doubly so considering he knows how fatty operates when it comes to sticking to diets.

Carnivore is retarded but if you're going to do it right (ie, limited cheese/processed meat, lots of ruminant flesh, organ meat and eggs) it's a fine diet for nutrition. The issue is you're starving your microbiome and not consuming any antioxidants or phytonutrients. There is no study of carnivore health as far as I'm aware because it's such a new fad but I wouldn't expect to see them living particularly long. The primitives they cite as inspiration, the Inuit and Maasai, are not known for longevity.

Vegan diets have the opposite problem, a general deficit of nutrients once you consider bioavailability. You have to eat a fucking ton of food and well selected food to not slowly starve yourself of particular nutrients. Which is why vegans generally do not stay vegan, most people are not sufficiently retarded to ignore their deteriorating health.

It's almost like humans are omnivores or something and should eat both plant and animal based foods. Not to mention how fucking gastronomically boring both vegan and carnivore diets are. When you're making a pizza crust out of fucking chicken breast its time to consider what you're doing in life.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's almost like humans are omnivores or something and should eat both plant and animal based foods. Not to mention how fucking gastronomically boring both vegan and carnivore diets are.

Same for any for any fad diet like Fatkins or whatever. You start off great but it's so limiting and you're missing so much by the end you never want to eat those foods again. At least for next several months.

 

[Tiresome]

It's almost like "Eat food, not too much, mostly plants", otherwise known as common sense, is too much for these fat-laden galaxy-brains to handle.

 

[Super Hans v2]

It's almost like "Eat food, not too much, mostly plants", otherwise known as common sense, is too much for these fat-laden galaxy-brains to handle.

A big part of it too is when growing up they have a shitty relation to food. If Jack's to be believed, he grew up poor and when his mom was cutting up a whole chicken he'd always get the parts people usually trash, or when produce was going bad he'd be the one fed that shit. Which normally I'd just chalk up to him being a pissbaby liar, but if his mom named him after a dog, she'd probably treat him like one too.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Lmao is anyone watching the livestream right now?

 

[Tiresome]

Dipped into the livestream. Jack is more of a mushbrain than he's ever been. I know cockroach luck plus the wendigo spirit is a powerful force but otherwise I'd give this guy five years or less.

 

[GenociderSyo]

That eyes completely giving up on opening for him now.

 

[100BitchHere]

Lol I love when people in his chat tell him what they're going to do "I'm going to make some chicken for dinner" and he just replies with "okay sure." and he tries to roll his eyes with paralyzed face.

 

[densedance]

Lmao is anyone watching the livestream right now?

Yeah here and there. He's ignoring my Question all the time, I asked him if he can do a Steak Tartare Recipe video since he's on Carnivore.
Also he had a little banter because of the Pizza Deli Meat fiasko. Claiming that it's uncured & therefore it's GUD.

 

[atoi]

holy shit im re-watching this and goddamn hes testy af today. the carnivore diet cured the eczema on his eyebrow? amazing.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Watching the live stream. Oh man he's pissy.

Also he closed down The Jack Pack group because "everyone's already mastered it". Lol. At least he made the shirts.