- Those giant movie themed jawbreakers they sold for a year or two after the flintstones movie came out back in 1994. They tasted awful and gave off a smell that was even worse. One kid in my class back in 94 got one of them when the movie came out and brought it to school. Naturally the thing was way too big to actually git into his mouth so what did he do? Took it out of its plastic package, licked it for awhile, put it back into the package, kept it in his desk and kept licking it randomly throughout the day every day until he licked the thing in half and kind of drilled his tongue through it. I don't know if it fermented with the saliva on it or what but it fucking reeked and stank up the entire classroom for months. Nobody realized what it was that was causing it until like the last week of school that year
- Kraft dinner spaghetti, which was pretty much what it sounds like. Pretty much mini spaghetti noodles in the box with a cheese sauce pouch instead of the usual powdered stuff. The cheese had a weird consistency and tasted terrible and the noodles always were overcooked and mushy no matter how little time they spent cooking
- Screaming saucers. Small sour as fuck candies that were like pepsi blue colored and stained your mouth the same color for a couple days no matter what you did if you ate one. Got pulled from the market after schools and parents flipped out at the company cause they were causing problems and ruining picture days back in the early 90s
- Ghostbusters popsicles, that were popsicles in the shape of the ghostbusters logo but the consistency and taste of them was as if they were made by someone going out in the street, scooping snow off the ground and compressing it into a popsicle mold. Awful
- Sprinkle spangles was a cereal from like 1993 - 1994 that were star shaped and had dollar store tier round sprinkles stuck all over them. Really weird consistency when eating them and tended to float in milk for some reason. Always made me think there was gravel in the cereal or something
- Mcdonalds cookies. The ones sold in those small boxes back in the 80s and early 90s. Always stale as fuck and reminded me of shitty animal crackers for some reason
- Anything claiming to be food that came out of the old dr dreadful food/drink lab kits, with the exception of monster brains. Those were weirdly good for some reason. But the gummies especially were absolutely vile
