💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AltisticRight]

Bro wtf are you supposed to squeeze your nuts through the opening? I thought it was just some kind of strap on but what the hell is this!? Is this how you bondburger someones sister? I can't wrap my head around it, wtf.

The two rings attach to the upper portion of your testicles so the testis are held firmly in the sack.

You then pull open both sides of the balldo and attach it to your testicles. Both the testis will poke out of the two opening slots. This device effectively turns your testicles into a dildo, a ball dildo, hence the name balldo. You're then supposed to penetrate the other person with this contraption, with the penis hitting on her (hopefully) clitoris providing extra stimulus -- assuming it still works, because Nick's doesn't since he drinks so much.

If this description didn't make your balls shrivel in virtual pain, then you're either a eunuch or a troon. If you feel aroused, you're a total degenerate like Nicholas Rekieta.
(If you're a woman, the thought of having this device inserted into you should cause tremendous pain.)

Some complications that may arise due to this demonic device that I can think of are testicular torsion and probably epididymitis.

I can agree, Nick did not get catfished, if anything the dude posing as Mandy paid money to Rekieta. Of course undisclosed sums can have been from Nick to "mandy" character.

Was this a legit catfish attempt? I am not certain, however, what else did the persn want. Real catfishers are more proffesional.

Cope.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Bro wtf are you supposed to squeeze your nuts through the opening? I thought it was just some kind of strap on but what the hell is this!? Is this how you bondburger someones sister? I can't wrap my head around it, wtf.

Imagine a testicular torsion.
That's what I always think of.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Sorry, Daniel Paul Harris. I do not accept your apology.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did another hot tub stream:

- Nick told a story that his bank cars was compromised ans declined when he tried to buy something yesterday. He is upset that he has to setup his auto-pay again and cannot remember what he has signed up for. Chat suggested he review his statement, and he demurred that there is so much on there (due to wife and kids) would take too long.

- He is not going to Matt (FuddBuster's wedding) that is supposedly today.

- Chat asked if he would break sobriety for Anna That Star Wars Girl's wedding. Nick clarified he meant 'sober shows' not outside the show. He said people misunderstood. He had a drink for his birthday dinner recently.

- He spent a lot of intermittent time talking about his toaster party that was 'apple jack' flavoured and how much he likes them. He used to eat them all the time becuase they were high calories per gramme. He does not like to toast them. He reviewed all the types he likes--they were sugary.

- He lamented his Mustang is away for the winter.

- He did not know Barnes was having a meetup soon.

- Nick talked about waterproofing on electronics, and how if you have something mixed with the water 'it makes thr water molecules smaller' and can defeat waterproofing more quickly.

Who is this telling him this? Joe Lawgic?

- Ryan his editor has been ghosted by Nick for the last week. He does not know that last time they have talked

- He talked about his hot tub purchase being $30k USD and being a tax write-off. He got a bigger one because the smaller one could bot run water and jets any longer.

- He was going to get an infinity pool, but realised that would mean swimming and work. It also would only get to 99 F in Minnesota winter. He thought about a sensory deprivation tank to get away from his children, but they would still fond a way to bother him.

- Nick talked about his tastes being 'luxurious', but that does not mean expensive. Anything like camping and not having a bed or being outside is an example of something he does notever want to do. He did it in Colorado for 'slave labour' on a missions trip.

- Steven Hawking is an inspiration. God hated him, but while a cripple, he managed to have an affair while married with a hot nurse, according to Nick. He hates Hawking's pontificating on social interaction because his experience is unlike anyone else's die to being in an ivory tower.

- Nick supposedly used to run for 10 to 15 miles or more before his heat allergy.

- He complained his children will say they do not want a food, but when he cooks it, hey want it, so he has to share. The same thing happens with cereals; they eat 'his' cereal before the ones they have specifically asked for. He adds sugar to some of his.

- He has someone watch his kids when he and his wife are gone (He felt compelled to share that during a story when he and his wife went for chicken).

- Nick used to watch Bum Fights and Felony Fights. He thinks that the latter had legal issues due to the dangerous weapons employed.

- He is teaching today and has to drive his son to 'his activity' at 7 (he attends a local school) and said he will never know how much of a sacrifice that is.

- He is trying to do more LOCALS. He claimed the post-show requirement to stream demotivated him. He also wants the Rumble chat to he uncensored with only personal profanity/slur filters. He thinks this will get them out of any legal trouble because people have the option to control what they see. He has a lot of ideas for Rumble he wants to see then implement

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

If course the athiest cripple who cheated on his wife and, apparently, visited Epstein's Island is a hero of Nick's.

You can't make it up, the degeneracy is so strong in this one.

 

[gaystoner]

His kids are 100% going to be the type to encourage his bad decisions so he ends up leaving them money sooner.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

- Nick told a story that his bank cars was compromised ans declined when he tried to buy something yesterday. He is upset that he has to setup his auto-pay again and cannot remember what he has signed up for. Chat suggested he review his statement, and he demurred that there is so much on there (due to wife and kids) would take too long.

Imagine being so lazy you don't want to go through your statement to see what was charged that was flagged and got your card killed.

He had a drink for his birthday dinner recently.

Yes, I'm sure he limited himself to just 1.

- He lamented his Mustang is away for the winter.

That didn't stop you before Nick. You pull that Mustang out of the garage with those summer tires on, have a drink or 6 and gun it down the highway.

- He did not know Barnes was having a meetup soon.

Probably because he wasn't told and definitely not asked to go.

- He talked about his hot tub purchase being $30k USD and being a tax write-off. He got a bigger one because the smaller one could bot run water and jets any longer.

Yes, please write off a hot tub on your taxes. Do the mustang too like you planned. Nothing with trigger an audit faster than frivolous purchases like that being written off.

He hates Hawking's pontificating on social interaction because his experience is unlike anyone else's die to being in an ivory tower.

Major projection from Nick here. Just like when he thinks he can give advice on dating today when he married the first woman to show him attention.

- Nick supposedly used to run for 10 to 15 miles or more before his heat allergy.

The heat allergy that disappears whenever he jumps into the hot tub.

- He is teaching today and has to drive his son to 'his activity' at 7 (he attends a local school) and said he will never know how much of a sacrifice that is.

Yes Nick, parents sacrifice for their children. You aren't special. And most kids, when they grow up, understand that their parents did sacrifice for them. Of course Nick doesn't know that because he only wishes his dad told him how much he fucked his mom.

 

[LimeRikki]

His kids are 100% going to be the type to encourage his bad decisions so he ends up leaving them money sooner.

Does KF really have enough information on his children to speculate like that?

They've got it bad enough having a drunk for a Dad.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

I'm glad I am no the only one who is confused as to how his heat allergy works when it is selectively used to justify not working out and does not exist when he is in a hot tub.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

4.7k watching on rumble before the switch, 2.5k on yt before the switch. Rumble bumped to 4968...then suddenly jumped to 5.3k. Funky.

They count viewers 'differently'. It might be above board and technically legal, but it is misleading and does not match what the typical 1-to-1 count that a normie thinks when they hear 'viewers'.

So he has gone afk for 15+ mins, wtf. This all seems very...weird. Going hard into politics, "quit drinking", shows up on time, has to afk to check in on our wife.

Edit: Different clips have been played, some shitty butt rock is being played now, and a new afk screen. So he still has a "producer"?
Edit Mark II: He has gained 300 viewers during the 20 minute afk stream. Mid edit edit: 700+.
Edit: electric boogaloo: He took 20+ minutes to put a box full of "music stuff" in the car. Past midnight. Ok. He also gained, at least, 1k viewers during his afk screen.

His wife teaches a music theory class at their coop. It would bot surprise me if they had not planned and put everything into the van before this point. I give it a plausible status by counting on laziness.

He said 7 of us, he has 5 kids; did he mention a 7th besides our wife?

If it means anything, he made this same slip-up about 'my 7 kids' in his LOCALS show. He joked about doxing his 2 secret children.

Maybe he had 2 young cousins along, or a couple came with them? He mentioned having company over and there being 4 adults.

 

[WelperHelper99]

- He complained his children will say they do not want a food, but when he cooks it, hey want it, so he has to share. The same thing happens with cereals; they eat 'his' cereal before the ones they have specifically asked for. He adds sugar to some of his

Kids steal your food but are also picky and act like they arent hungry? Nick, I'm a mere uncle and I know that. If you buy cereal, prepare to buy more in a couple days.

 

[Gorton Colu]

It's insane that he has so little self awareness that he can't tell how much a bitch he sounds like.

Nick talked about his tastes being 'luxurious', but that does not mean expensive. Anything like camping and not having a bed or being outside is an example of something he does notever want to do. He did it in Colorado for 'slave labour' on a missions trip.

Pussy.

Nick supposedly used to run for 10 to 15 miles or more before his heat allergy.

Lie.

Steven Hawking is an inspiration. God hated him, but while a cripple, he managed to have an affair while married with a hot nurse, according to Nick.

All of his heroes are unfaithful pricks. Not surprising.

Nick is a loser. And I mean that in the basest way. One word describes him. Weak

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

He complained his children will say they do not want a food, but when he cooks it, hey want it, so he has to share.

I thought he drank whiskey and ate some bags of Doritos?
Does no one cook for the kids?
I guess the helper (maid?) was right. She buys a lot of snacks because no one cooks a full meal in this household.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

MANdy having seemingly left Nick's chats and not being able to latch onto Sean has found a willing host in Aussie Overlaw'd. Here is the stream he makes her a mod for his channel:

Aussie seemingly knows about the MANdy situation since he told Nick "she" wouldn't be back in Nick's chat and he would message Nick about it. But, is still willing to have "her" as a mod on the channel. Does make me wonder if MANdy catfished Aussie as well.

Bonus: MANdy talking about working at Hooters.

Edit: found in a different stream. MANdy talking about the evil, evil farmers.

 

[Swole McPole]

- Nick talked about his tastes being 'luxurious', but that does not mean expensive.

Nigger, we've seen the dogshit clothes you wear. You dress like a fourteen year old boy who just stole somebody else's credit card.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

MANdy having seemingly left Nick's chats and not being able to latch onto Sean has found a willing host in Aussie Overlaw'd. Here is the stream he makes her a mod for his channel:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AaNm7CeEqX4
Aussie seemingly knows about the MANdy situation since he told Nick "she" wouldn't be back in Nick's chat and he would message Nick about it. But, is still willing to have "her" as a mod on the channel. Does make me wonder if MANdy catfished Aussie as well.

Bonus: MANdy talking about working at Hooters.

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Edit: found in a different stream. MANdy talking about the evil, evil farmers.


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“and forcably misinformation”

Nice engrish

 

[holyhandgrenade]

He's almost as obsessed with Stephen Hawking as he is American Beauty it was part of his standup routine, and I know he's talked about it on stream before. He really wishes as a fellow man with ED he could also cheat on his wife. Sucks to suck balldoman maybe you should become a famous astrophysicist.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

- Nick supposedly used to run for 10 to 15 miles or more before his heat allergy.

So gay.

“lift” is the answer we’re looking for, Nick.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I was wondering where I knew MANdy from.

 

[Swole McPole]

Aussie seemingly knows about the MANdy situation since he told Nick "she" wouldn't be back in Nick's chat and he would message Nick about it. But, is still willing to have "her" as a mod on the channel. Does make me wonder if MANdy catfished Aussie as well.

Aussie has to be in MAN-Dan's DM's, doesn't he? Why would Dan not message Rekieta himself to explain why he won't be back there any longer? Why would Aussie be acting as Dan's messenger boy, explaining the reasons why "she" won't be back in Nick's Locals, but will still janny for Aussie?

At the very least, Dan has to be engaging in long, intimate DM sessions with AO. He'd surely have to explain himself. Aussie clearly *knows* that Mandy is a man and doesn't mind one bit.

One can only assume that he swings that way. And Dan must be as happy as a pig in shit. He's found himself a coomer law-streamer who accepts him for the hairy-arsed skin walker that he's always fantasized about being. The coom must be flying fast and thick.