Lolwut? Is someone manufacturing specialised fleshlight-type toys for Metroids? I mean, that wouldn't surprise me at all, but the best she could do with a standard Fleshlight is rub it on herself.
In my lifetime I have seen "Fleshlight" newly patented, spread and finally become a fully genericized term for an onahole/pocket pussy/stroker, while Kleenex is still hanging on to its capital letter from 1924. There's a doctoral thesis in there somewhere.
Yes, it's rilly smol.
That looks like the vaguest outline of a bronze age effigy. Like the one in Clive Barker's Rawhead Rex.
Imagine the stench wafting of this hobgoblin. This mofo is seriously mentally ill. Just look at his face. Def not a fetishThat fat dude posted. u/Clean-Bird3449
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4 months, Vaginolplasty: Nonbinary - Ramineni
It will be 4months tomorrow and I'm finally feel like I have something that's more worth looking at
I started with some massive swelling, easily the most extreme I've ever seen and that had me feeling like my labia looked more like a scrotum...still have a bit to go before it's flattened appropriately but yeah so much better atm
I go back and forth on how much I hate the scaring but if I consider the whole area is still extra swollen then we'll it makes sense why it would be this way so just gotta ride it out, right now it's not as bad as it use to be
I managed to get some regular silver nitrate sessions in which has helped at my lower labia and fourchette (can't be seen here but yeah) and I have managed to start having more days where I'm not bleeding and hopefully have been stringing together some real progress in the recovery of my early wound dehiscence.
I'm still a ways off but I'm feeling worlds better than I did back in week 6. Also elements of my life are starting to move forward (I get to start being a youth mentor soon) so I'm hoping to have more stuff to occupy my thoughts and to be thinking Bout my vulva less as something I need to baby sit but rather a part of me.
I still want at least the future canal revision but I'm much more hopeful for the outside appearance than I was
Don't be. Dudes with smolpp are always fags or pedophiles and just as mentally ill as Pooners.Today I learned that I cannot tell the difference. I am horrified and ashamed.
It looks like a half microwaved hot dog fell on the floor and rolled behind the fridge
It is agreed by both male and female Kiwis that metoids are the most horrifying creations in this thread. Rotdogs are just comical. AmHoles are like roadkill, not pleasant to look at but you get used to it. It is the metoids that manage to instill a sense of eldritch dread in the minds of normal people. Perhaps because itlooks like as if a alien organism is poking its part out of a woman's groin and you don't kown what is inside her.
How fitting. These people like sharks and mermaids!
I disagree akshually. Rotdogs come with clit "burial" (destruction), damaged kidneys and Freddy Krueger forearms, just this knowledge alone makes me recoil. Stinkditches are always one ripped seam away from becoming a literal second asshole. Human hyena clits are gross but still far more functional than either and thus don't seem quite as bad. The owner can still go back to being a masculine butch chick with all the downstairs plumbing relatively intact, other troons can't.
I opened your Etsy link and immediately laughed my tiny flat ass clear off.
Huh? Well that sucks! Guess he’ll just need to go back to the surgeon sometime in the new year, and tell them to undo the whole procedure and put his penis back together.
Imagine how bad the smell must be, if it rises all the way up from the crotch to his head and makes him go “ew!”
I used to go out with a guy (who has an annoyingly big dick) who's grand unifying theory of life, was that everyone who was a bit.. Difficult in any way, be that too shy, too standoffish, rude, etc, was actually harboring a micro dick.
Surely they've at least heard someone joke "More than 2 shakes and you're playing with it.. "
Ain't no fucking way someone paid for this.
Tbf, some smells just seem to circulate. The one time I used Nair, on my shins, I swear it seemed like I was followed by a cloud of burned hair smell for a week.
