😵‍💫 Skitzocow Mikemikev / Michael Coombs / Twinkle Toes / Velcro Pants - Pedo Teacher and Neo-Nazi, Advocate of Child Murder, Secret JewMuslim ANTIFA, A-Logs Null Constantly

[Mikemikev]

Keep your stories straight sonny, I'm a detective.

It was an ironic figure of speech.

 

[HG 400]

It was an ironic figure of speech.

Do you know what irony means?

 

[Mikemikev]

So that makes you a hebephile? Lol, you're a hebe.

No. I don't have a primary attraction to women near the age of consent. My sexuality is normal.

Do you know what irony means?

Yes

So that makes you a hebephile? Lol, you're a hebe.

No. I don't have a primary attraction to women near the age of consent. My sexuality is normal.

 

[Mikemikev]

A hebephile is a person who is primarily attracted to adolescents, or children who have at least started puberty and have signs of adult sexual maturation, but are still young and developing both mentally and physically. Generally, this means teenagers and preteens between 11 and 14 years old.

No that's not me at all.

 

[chimpburgers]

No. I don't have a primary attraction to women near the age of consent. My sexuality is normal.

Have you told any of this to your girlfriend?

 

[HG 400]

Explain how your 'ironic' figure of speech was ironic and not sarcastic.

 

[CatParty]

A hebephile is a person who is primarily attracted to adolescents, or children who have at least started puberty and have signs of adult sexual maturation, but are still young and developing both mentally and physically. Generally, this means teenagers and preteens between 11 and 14 years old.

No that's not me at all.

Yes it is you said so yourself

 

[Mikemikev]

You're like a pack of stray dogs and have about as much value to society. I hope that one day you are all identified and shot.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

A hebephile is a person who is primarily attracted to adolescents, or children who have at least started puberty and have signs of adult sexual maturation, but are still young and developing both mentally and physically. Generally, this means teenagers and preteens between 11 and 14 years old.

No that's not me at all.

Shut up you filthy lying kike.

 

[HG 400]

You're like a pack of stray dogs and have about as much value to society. I hope that one day you are all identified and shot.

What's your value to society?

 

[GZ 004]

Also my IQ is consistently 130-140.

Aw shucks Mike, you're juuuuust short of the average Internet IQ of 150, glad youre coping well with your special needs though.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

BTW you all understand that publishing that somebody is a pedophile without evidence is a relatively serious criminal offence.

I'd encourage you to try and file a criminal complaint.

 

[Mikemikev]

I'd encourage you to try and file a criminal complaint.

If this shitty forum had any credibility I probably would.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

If this shitty forum had any credibility I probably would.

If this shitty forum is lacking in credibility, then why bother to post here then?

 

[Mikemikev]

If this shitty forum is lacking in credibility, then why bother to post here then?

To tell you that you post on a shitty forum with no credibility.

 

[CatParty]

To tell you that you post on a shitty forum with no credibility.

Lol you did go to the cops about us and atlantid. They laughed you out of the station

 

[Mikemikev]

Lol you did go to the cops about us and atlantid. They laughed you out of the station

You're a liar. Why do you feel the need to slander and abuse people on the internet? Are you an insecure and ostracised person in real life? Your obnoxious and childish behavior actually is a criminal offence.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

To tell you that you post on a shitty forum with no credibility.

If I google "mikekikev Michael Coombs," the first hit I get is your Encyclopedia Dramatica entry and the second is this kiwifarms thread. That's credible enough to most people.

 

[Mikemikev]

If I google "mikekikev Michael Coombs," the first hit I get is your Encyclopedia Dramatica entry and the second is this kiwifarms thread. That's credible enough to most people.

You think people are going to read this thread and come away with the impression that I'm a "short pedophile"? They're going to come away with the impression that you're a bunch of complete fuckwits.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

You think people are going to read this thread and come away with the impression that I'm a "short pedophile"? They're going to come away with the impression that you're a bunch of complete fuckwits.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.