💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

start your clocks, how long until Boogie releases his reaction/reply to Asmongolds comments?
IMO, this fat tub of shit just wanted to be able to put Asmongolds name in his next video
i think thats why he really wanted him to watch that trainwreck of a documentary
if the downward trend for their new podcast is true, i could imagine Keem asking Boogie to message Asmongold
how else can they drum up material for the podast?

 

[sadrefrigerator]

Late post, but the whole "I wanted to buy a Tesla and convert it into a DeLorean facsimile"(totally on advice of a car museum, yeah right) story Fatty came up with just sounded like bullshit to me.

I asked some local petrolheads I know about the feasibility of attempting this and the general consensus was that it was a really fucking stupid idea because you'd have to permanently expose part of the Tesla's battery pack.

One old guy said the Tesla shape was all wrong - the DeLorean lookalikes he's built were all based on 80s Mitsubishi bodywork.

As there aren't many Teslas here(only one of the guys I spoke to had previously done conversions on them), are there any US car culture guys ITT who can inform us on how feasible a Tesla to DeLorean lookalike conversion would be?

I've met someone with a Tesla swapped fd rx7. It took a lot of work, but you can put Tesla motors and batteries in anything. He was a electrical engineer, so he did all the work himself.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

I've met someone with a Tesla swapped fd rx7. It took a lot of work, but you can put Tesla motors and batteries in anything. He was a electrical engineer, so he did all the work himself.

If I understand you correctly he was using the Tesla as parts in that instance, am I right?

That didn't seem to be the idea here (also DeLorean bodies are insanely rare due to the company's one production run being so short). What seemed to be the proposal was to convert the Tesla into something that looks like a DeLorean.

I've also heard of old petrol vehicle models that have been "electrified", although over here EVs don't seem to be the source for the parts(battery packs and motors), but they're rather ordered new from China.

Another thing I forgot to mention in that previous post was that all the guys I talked to said that nobody in his right mind would do a modification on a new car as that would void the guarantee(US:?warranty) and motor plan, something you never want to do on a car you just bought.

It does seem that earlier on in the thread it was explained that the "Tesla to DeLorean" story was something Boogie culled from a piece of popular media to use as an excuse. I can believe that because this is something that he does do, as he's probably too fucking lazy to think up his own anecdotes (besides, straining your brain consumes calories! Wouldn't want to do that, would we?).

I apologise for the cattiness. Boogie1488 is the one cow who makes me seriously MATI.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

I plan to do everything in my power to make sure we never have to make that choice. Except looking for a job. Or downsizing. Or asking Chad for rent. Or not eating 1000s worth of goyslop every month.

 

[Marc83]

I think Boggie is sitting back and waiting to read the room after Asmongold TV did a public viewing of the documentary.

Also, gotta love how he tried shifting attention to some month old YouTube drama in the meantime.

 

[Chilson]

I plan to do everything in my power to make sure we never have to make that choice. Except looking for a job. Or downsizing. Or asking Chad for rent. Or not eating 1000s worth of goyslop every month.

Look okay, you can't expect him to stop doing all the things that have lead him to this point, okay.

He is fat and was abused and has mental illness, okay. You don't need him to tell you the thousand different variations of his increasingly bizarre and evermore conflicting series of stories explaining why he is who he is again, okay.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

If I understand you correctly he was using the Tesla as parts in that instance, am I right?

That didn't seem to be the idea here (also DeLorean bodies are insanely rare due to the company's one production run being so short). What seemed to be the proposal was to convert the Tesla into something that looks like a DeLorean.

I've also heard of old petrol vehicle models that have been "electrified", although over here EVs don't seem to be the source for the parts(battery packs and motors), but they're rather ordered new from China.

Another thing I forgot to mention in that previous post was that all the guys I talked to said that nobody in his right mind would do a modification on a new car as that would void the guarantee(US:?warranty) and motor plan, something you never want to do on a car you just bought.

The rx7 had Tesla motors on the axles and battery packs in the engine bay. It has shit range(but so did the stock Doritos).

A lot of older famous cars, especially those that were never sold as a road car have car kits available. Those are basically body kits and chassis where you take a common donor car and create a look alike. On the super high end, they can custom create anything.
If this hypothetical car friend exists, I would assume he was talking something more along those lines. Swapping random body panels onto a completely different car isn't really a thing.

Regarding new car warranty, there is actually a law that forces companies to prove failures are reasonably caused by a mod. For example, changing wheels and tires wouldn't let them deny an engine failure, but if your steering rack leaks, you might be sol since bigger tires more more stress on your steering.
Some people do wait until after the warranty is up before doing any heavy modding, but I'm aware of plenty of people who do intake, exhaust tune as soon as their breakin is done. For example, many Subaru owners believe the stock tune is damaging to the engine since manufacturers purposely make it too lean to meet emission targets, so a tune would be safer for their engine in the long run. As for big projects like engine swaps, I think only the big sponsored race teams will race spec a new car since it's just so expensive.

 

[peach tea]

We're about a year out I'd wager from him trying to pimp a tape. Maybe less depending on how fast his ship is sinking.

I remember seeing the first tweets when they got together and finding out how old his girlfriend was. The first thing I said to the person sitting next to me was “guarantee this will end with porn somehow.”

I’ve thought that’s where things are headed since day one. Something about the relationship plus the trajectory of Boogie’s life just adds up to pimping his girlfriend out on OF or Pornhub.

The only caveat is that he will try to pretend like it was “leaked” when it happens.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Everybody's talking about the Boogie/Dezi OF Saga like it's the endgame. It's not. Boogie has simply had the brainwave that every man who regularly visits prozzies eventually has:

"Why don't *I* just become the pimp?"

We'll either see a Boogie OF first, or they'll jump to making Dezi the """star""" right off the bat. It'll be normal at first, just Dezi playing hide the salami. Then, slowly, a rotating roster of non-Boogie men will arrive (some of whom will look suspiciously like Boogie's nerd buddies), and Boogie will say he's fine with it, because of course he is, because he's really in control of the channel. Then more girls will start showing up, also having """filming sessions""" with the roster of dudes.

Merry Christmas!

 

[30+GameOvers]

It takes some effort to make Liquid Richard look like the mature and competent type in the room
lol

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

It takes some effort to make Liquid Richard look like the mature and competent type in the room
lol

wings is one of the most "normal" lolcows i think. if you put 10 of them in a room he would be one of the least weird most of the time

 

[soulgains]

wings is one of the most "normal" lolcows i think. if you put 10 of them in a room he would be one of the least weird most of the time

Wings is just a fat southern bumpkin with little self awareness, but to his credit he is improving in that regard. He seems like hes actually trying to improve his life and his health, which is a good thing. We always root for the Cows that see what they are and try to change. Boogie is an internet nerd chomo, disconnected from the people and community surrounding him. Boogie literally claimed that his town was filled with Jews his town is whatever it needs to be to fit a given discussion, as is the case with everything he says.

 

[hitler was just lonely]

Boogie can't help but tweet about him and Dezi on OF, I'm sure this is just another joke though right guys? Don't you just love how he implies that naturally it would be both of them on camera having sex in order to pay off his medical bills/mortgage after he burns through a thousand dollars of fast food a month... Basically he'd be pimping her out online to pay his bills, let's be real here. an OF of his own isn't going to generate a penny, any real income would be entirely a result of her participation.

Spoiler: OF talk

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P.S. PG-13 cosplay thing? the fuck?

Oh my fucking God, seriously? Making your 20 year old girlfriend prostitute herself so you can pay YOUR bills?

"Make sure WE never have to make that choice " WE? What the fuck do you mean we?? It's YOUR medical bills from YOU deciding to be a fat fuck every day, and YOUR mortgage from YOU deciding to spend all your money on McDonald's, toys and hookers.

How the fuck is any of this HER obligation? And you're doing everything you can to avoid that? Like stopping spending $30-100 on food a day, right?

I fucking hate this piece of shit. Ruining a 20 year old's life so he can eat food all day and do nothing but play video games and fuck around with toys and watch porn.

I don't feel bad about the party that's gonna happen on here when he's announced dead. Serious worthless piece of shit only rivaled by actual pedos who harm kids on this site.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't feel bad about the party that's gonna happen on here when he's announced dead. Serious worthless piece of shit only rivaled by actual pedos who harm kids on this site.

I hope nool breaks out the confetti.

 

[bravosouth]

Lolcow Live Ep: 9 (?)

Virtually anything they ask or levy against Blade regarding his alcoholism/career/future plans applies equally as much to Boogie and his obesity/career/plans, he regularly makes the comparison to addiction himself so I don't really understand where he gets off giving Blade even an ounce of shit.

Blade drove drunk on stream and it doesn't sound like he hit anything, don't get me wrong that is super fucked. That being said Boogie couldn't even stay off his phone and put his car off the road as a result, distracted driving charge, so what's his fucking excuse? Boogie lives in a glass house as far as any of this shit is concerned, so it's just nauseating watch him try and psychoanalyse or therapy OUMB live. This episode is super fucking boring IMO and I'm already 2/3 of the way through. The podcast is having a real identity crisis, and watching Boogie try to do anything other than act like a retard or be a punching bag is equal parts boring and fake.

Here's something, here Blade asks Boogie about his history with alcohol. Boogie immediately goes to the far end of the spectrum and claims 'he's the son of an alcoholic' who has only drank 'twice' in his life. He says the last time he got 'cross-faded' was in 2019, but god bless Tommy for immediately piping up and accusing him of drinking at Keemstar's house recently. I'm sure he did drink whenever he was last at Keemstar's house, but Boogie instead talks about when Keemstar came to Fayetteville earlier this year and they all went to a bar together (he had ONE drink). He just somehow forgot about that night guys (and every other night he's been at a bar in his life), such a simple mistake to make! He's the son of an alcoholic who's only drank THREE times in his life.

Oh wait, what about at his

Spoiler: birthday dinner

with KBAC earlier this year? Didn't he have a boozy dessert milkshake that he bragged you couldn't even taste the liquor in, and even ordered one for his underage girlfriend openly flaunting and endangering the restaurants liquor license? I guess that makes four times now, but he's the son of an alcoholic remember guys!

Ahhhhh shit, I guess there's also that

Spoiler: stand up comedy

event that him (and Dezi yet again, interesting that) attended for the Clum documentary, the venue was lined with wine barrels and that does appear to be large glasses of wine that he is both holding and handing to his underage girlfriend. I guess it's three times drinking THIS YEAR plus 2019 and the other time so only FIVE times, but son of an alcoholic!!

Obese retard liar can't keep track of his own lies.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

has anyone seen this channel before? it's some fat tranny making 1000+ videos on boogie2998 reviewing his channel analytics along his channel

https://www.youtube.com/@samanthapond5782/videos

here's some islamic content for you

Spoiler

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Obese retard liar can't keep track of his own lies.

Boogie is a good liar in the moment in that he can just conjure up these weird and stupid tales and even spin off new lies when prodded, but he is a very terrible liar in the big picture. There is a reason why his reputation was destroyed years ago when people actually started looking into and comparing his claims side by side and creating megathreads and expose videos when they realized he just constantly makes shit up. It's like in the Caleb Hammer video, Caleb realizes Boogie is spending $900 a month on fast food and then Boogie explains about how much value there is in an Arby's meal and how he feeds four mouths. But then you reflect on what he said and ask yourself if this guy is really feeding Chad multiple meals a day? Doesn't Chad work? Does Chad also feed him? Does he bring the food home multiple times a day and he and Dezi and Chad and Chad2 gather around the table like a little family? He's claimed sugary soda and other food and beverage around the house are Chad's. And is there really another roommate that isn't his prostitot or is that Boogie covering for his junk food that he eats that could feed multiple men? And then consider that mere months ago Boogie claimed that he doesn't order take-out. Oh, wait, but then he was spotted with a bunch of pizza in his fridge days later when Keemstar visited. So we went from "I don't order take-out" to "cooking is hard and my job keeps me busy with long work weeks and there's just so much VALUE down at Arby's!"

Or take his spin on Mike Clum's documentary. He spent a week or two on social media in the weeks before it premiered claiming that everything was 100% serious in the documentary, that this was "finally" a look at "the real Boogie" and that everything was all real no bullshit. And then it premieres and he gets pushback on scenes like the scene with the jobhunter and then he turns around and is like "that's just me putting on my best Andy Kaufman guys but when the cameras stopped rolling she reassured me that I am basically unemployable and reaffirmed everything I've said about trying to get a job since I got my felony and she also told me that people who think I'm not trying hard enough don't know anything about the job market today and basically they are stupid! And now I go out and have lunch with her and my editor and my friend in the FBI every other Tuesday."

There are not a lot of people that can keep on top of Boogie's lies in real time when face to face with him because it's just so damn exhausting and because you have to know such random and trivial shit about his supposed life stories and big lies he's told across a long history of his social media. You have to basically assume that nothing he tells you can ever be taken at face value and challenge everything. Boogie can just make shit up on the fly, YOU have to know the entire life story of some boring fat retard by his own various accounts and thousands of videos and over 100,000 tweets. Caleb actually did a better job than anyone in recent memory save for Frank Hassle himself. I think IrishMan could do it but I know he is on the record saying he doesn't want to talk to Boogie and I don't blame him. That IMO is one of the failings of the lolcow podcast, among other issues like the identity crisis. The farmers all kind of suck at it save for Mutahar who pivoted hard to his weird "save Boogie and make him a better person" angle which is very cringe. I'm glad Tommy at least called him out on the drinking twice in his life lie. Boogie wants his audience to think he's this really nice guy who was just impacted so severely by his alcoholic father that he swore off alcohol entirely save for 2 times!!!!! But oh yeah ignore those other times he was out recently drinking alcoholic beverages and probably illegally giving drinks to a 20 year old, those don't jive with the narrative.

It doesn't surprise me at all that Boogie blew up at Caleb on twitter the other day after he made a jab at him dating a kid, you could see Boogie's upper lip start to curl as he got redder and madder during the interview with Caleb as Caleb started pushing back against even the trivial lies Boogie was telling, like how smart he was for getting his "free" iphone, how his doctor told him he had to get that bed because he just had to, and how he has a ton of money apparently locked in Magic cards but hasn't done shit in over a year to move his collection. Caleb also didn't want to hear excuses of which Boogie offered ALL of them, everything from him being stupid to how he was never taught how to manage money to how his fucked up childhood fucked up his spending habits to how his mental state totally impacted his spending habits until one day he looked lovingly into Sammy's eyes and realized he needed to stay. Or did that epiphany come when he was doing drugs at Vidcon? Who knows!

 

[bravosouth]

And is there really another roommate that isn't his prostitot or is that Boogie covering for his junk food that he eats that could feed multiple men?

Irish reacted to the Caleb Hammer episode the other night, well worth a watch as always. One thing he noticed about this new claim that currently casa Boogie supposedly houses him/Dezi/two more roommates (presumably Chad and someone else) is how whenever he describes spending money on food it's only ever for three people and how fucking weird/convenient that is. Almost like he counts Dezi twice as his girlfriend and another roommate to get to four, or maybe he's just completely full of shit. Where would this fourth roommate even stay, we've already seen the absolute state of his guest room? What do they do when the other three are eating together, just sit there and watch? Come the fuck on.

edit: @20:20 in the financial audit, Boogie clearly says 'I did move a roommate in - HE'S been helping a little bit here and there'. So from the horse's lips, apparently there are three men and Dezi currently cohabitating in that house.

The potato man is also actually convinced that Dezi is a sugar baby and Boogie can't afford her full-time, he points out how every time Boogie does stream he seems to make a point of either calling out to Dezi in the other room or bringing her physically into the frame, like hes flexing his purchase. How he may be avoiding streaming if she's not there, and how she was featured heavily and appearing in ALL of his videos initially but no longer is... almost like he couldn't afford to keep payments at a certain level.

 

[derthballs]

i think we all know Dez 2.0 was a sugar baby.

He definetely said in the caleb video that he had two roommates then walked it back, the contradictions he made were ridiculous.

Leo - i hate him, 2 mins later i love him.
House -i cant move from where i live - later the plan is to move from where i live.
housemates - i feed 3 people for $12, i have 4 people living in the house, they are chipping in, they are not chipping in.

He's convinced himself that last nights lolcow podcast was entertaining and its a success, i dont know what metric he is basing that on. He said people loved it, i cant see any love for it in the comments or on twitter.

 

[Mister Mint]

i think we all know Dez 2.0 was a sugar baby.

What's funny is that I think "She was a sugar baby but then we hit it off" is significantly less disgusting than "She is so autistic and twisted by trauma that she reached out to me, a disgusting, obese man on the internet that is 2.5x her age and she grew attached to me because of my traumabonding and lovebombing manipulation of her fragile psyche."