💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

When I watched the recent Boogie break down, I figured this would come. I thought to myself "Huh, he'd be a good subject for that financial audit channel". Now we are here.

I hope boogie starves to death in a gutter, the pig deserves nothing more and so much less.
 
This guy has been claiming financial implosion for five years now. Let me know when we actually reach that point and he is out dying in a gutter somewhere.
 
  • All of Boogie's remaining money is the equity in his house. If he sells it he would have a nest egg of $300,000 to invest "smartly this time" and live off the dividends
I'm retarded but how does this make any sense? A nest egg is supposed to be money that you have saved up, not money resulting from liquating all your assets. Investing at this point just doesn't make any sense. It's like he wants another go at the table after going broke.

Boogie is trying to fix his money situation by doing the same shit that got him here in the first place.
 
Spend less on candles.
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This is Disgusting (The Backup Plan)
  • Boogie purchases A LOT of Magic The Gathering cards and they are worth a lot of money.
  • Conservative valuation of the collection according to Boogie: $50K if he bulk sold it tomorrow
  • Boogie will continue to sell a card or two periodically because the market is going nowhere but up
  • Caleb suggest selling $16k worth to knock out all of the high interest debt
  • Boogie says he must maintain the loans to keep building his credit score for his next medical emergency loan
  • Boogie will focus on re-engaging with YouTube because the ad revenue doesn't cost his fans anything and he doesn't want their money
  • Caleb says all the pity-partying and begging for money is turning people off. Boogie says he's done with that (Press X).
No Longer Welcome on YouTube
  • "I'm just a small bean uwu"
  • Boogie acts intentionally pathetic so people don't harm him, "like Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty"
  • Unfortunately, this has lead to people "victimizing" him
  • "During the Frank Hassle situation a man was battering down my door calling me the N-word, and an F-A-G-G-O-T, you know why I opened that door? Because I wanted to stand up for myself. I did it because you shouldn't be on my fucking property because this is a transgression. Does the law care? No."

I am begging for the video to end with a cinderblock crushing this waste of flesh's skull.
 
all this video does is point out how boogie could very easily recover from this if he just put in actual effort. he could make bank farming money from his fans and a-logs alike.

but he is so obsessed with making himself look as pathetic as possible he cant even put in the minimal effort it would take to do so. he could even pull a ethan ralph and use his child bride to bait donations.
 
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