💥 Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[SpiceyHuman]

It's not healthy to have kids so close together but they don't even use car seats so fuck safety I guess.

It absolutly is not. Both for the long term health and future fertility of the mother, and for the resulting children.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/getting-pregnant/in-depth/family-planning/art-20044072#:~:text=Research%20suggests%20that%20beginning%20a,Low%20birth%20weight

What are the risks of spacing pregnancies too close together?
Research suggests that beginning a pregnancy within six months of a live birth is associated with an increased risk of:

Premature birth
The placenta partially or completely peeling away from the inner wall of the uterus before delivery (placental abruption)
Low birth weight
Congenital disorders
Schizophrenia
Maternal anemia
In addition, recent research suggests that closely spaced pregnancies might be associated with an increased risk of autism in second-born children. The risk is highest for pregnancies spaced less than 12 months apart.

Closely spaced pregnancies might not give a mother enough time to recover from pregnancy before moving on to the next. For example, pregnancy and breastfeeding can deplete your stores of nutrients, particularly folate. If you become pregnant before replacing those stores, it could affect your health or your baby's health. Inflammation of the genital tract that develops during pregnancy and doesn't completely heal before the next pregnancy could also play a role.

Spoiler: PL

I dont want to PL too much, but I feel like real life examples are sometimes good in conversations like this. My OBGYN recommended waiting at least 12-18 months before getting pregnant again. I had a totally uncomplicated vaginal birth. Exercised throughout pregnancy, drank a ton of water, took the best prenatels with extra calcium, etc. And after just one pregnancy/birth, I still ended up with a slightly loose molar due to calcium loss in my jaw. Pregnancies drain so much in terms of nutritional elements from the mothers bodies, even in the best conditions.

Now think of poor Nurie, who was already exceptionally thin pre-pregnancy, did not have a nutritionally sound diet, and has been forced to have back to back pregnancies without time to recover her nutritional stores.

And thats just the metobolic side of things.

Pregnancy is ROUGH on your body. It will go through some drastic physiological changes in order to accomidate a fetus, and it takes time to heal and return to normal. The risk of uterine, bladder, or rectal prolapse increase with each birth, and the muscles to keep things in place take longer to heal each time. The ligaments of the pelvis must shorten and return to normal, the abdominal wall needs to tighten and close back up due to stretching and possible abdominal separation (Diastasis recti). The uterus may even run the risk of rupture and death of the mother if not enough time has passed between births.

I feel so bad for Nurie.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It's not healthy to have kids so close together but they don't even use car seats so fuck safety I guess.

Anecdata warning: I remember in school that the mums who were pregnant every year always seemed to have weird children. Maybe caring for that many makes it hard to raise them properly, maybe it's an identifiable condition. I'm not a doctor. But I recall two families in particular that had one normal older child and a herd of useless ones.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Nurthan is pregnant again.

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(Also, the fact that Jill won’t feed her kids, but will waste a dinner roll for a baby announcement by writing directly on it with Sharpie [instead of covering it in saran wrap first] really pisses me off.)

I would not be surprised if Kaylee gets pregnant in the next few months cause of this.

 

[multiverse]

I would not be surprised if Kaylee gets pregnant in the next few months cause of this.

And if not, Jill will step up her sleepovers to Nathan's and Kaylee's place to encourage their "fellowshipping".

 

[TismFarmer]

I'm definitely guilty of a bit of graffiti from my younger (dumber) years, but at least write like a fucking adult. His writing is a stereotype of an uneducated, inbred retard. My 6 y/o neice has better writing.
Side note: I unironically love when there's good graffiti on things. It's such a human response to mark shit that you see it all throughout history. Some of my favorites are on train cars where people try to out do each other with talent, you know the ones?
If you're going to deface something, at least do it well, god dammit.

(Throw at me but their attitude has been bugging me)
My hands-down, no questions, favorite part of the history of Pompeii is when they realised that the marks on walls and houses etc were actually words. Then they managed to translate them and found they said things like: 'Severus was here in the year Novius and Commodus were Consuls' (this is 78AD) and 'Antonius fornicated here' (in a public alleyway) and my personal favourite found high up on the wall of a wealthy person's house: 'Claudius can urinate this high!' But most people understand the difference between that and scribbling your name on historical property! I can't believe that not only did el Goblino and the Jezebel think this was actually acceptable behaviour, but they are modelling it for their children as perfectly acceptable too. Just the utter disregard for the weight of history, they make me feel the same way I do about people who destroy ancient monuments and irreplaceable stuff like that for stupid ideological reasons.
They are so reprehensible that I could see them going to Italy and visiting Pompeii, you'd see el Goblino squatting in an alley. Look closer and you'll see he has found some graffiti! It says 'Severus was here in the year Novuis and Commodus were Consuls' el Goblino has added to it with 'And the Rodrigues Family was here too! In 2023!' and the Jezebel will be filming it and giggling away at his daring and cleverness she's thinking "Now the momento of our visit will be here forever, even though we have to go home. Maybe we'll get lucky and another eruption will cover Pompeii and our graffiti will be preserved forever! In thousands of years, people will all know the name of the Rodrigues Family and they'll be researching who we were and ooooh! it would just all be so exciting!" The narcissistic freak would probably be struggling not to orgasm at the thought of people knowing her name thousands of years from now.

 

[Android raptor]

It's been how long since Nurie last gave birth?

I guess at least she didn't get knocked up less than 6 months after a difficult birth this time, but still. I can't imagine fundie women that have lived the broodmare lifestyle have great health especially as the age (lord only knows how fucked Meech Duggar is).

 

[Aunt Carol]

Nurthan is pregnant again.

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(Also, the fact that Jill won’t feed her kids, but will waste a dinner roll for a baby announcement by writing directly on it with Sharpie [instead of covering it in saran wrap first] really pisses me off.)

A single store-bought dinner roll, all alone in a cold oven, not even on a plate.

This is Art.

 

[Porcupine]

It's not healthy to have kids so close together but they don't even use car seats so fuck safety I guess.

If one dies in an accident they can make another, that's just how it is

 

[Scream Tail]

I pray that this is another boy. They'll have it bad but I can't imagine how terrible being Jill's first granddaughter would be.

 

[GreenHell]

Jill is assmad that Timmy will be spending Christmas in the arms of that harlot (and her sluttish pants-wearing mama), so after Thanksgiving she took the rest of Rodlets to a muddy, rainy winter festival to make him envious. (Presumably after church, as they all dressed in their Goodwill finest.)

Fat Dave bellyached about the hard rock Christmas carols playing outside. (Somehow, the "Happy Holidays" sign got a free pass, though.)

Sadie and Sophia (I think?) took turns hugging a giant, dirty-looking animatronic teddy bear, which scared Janessa and made her cry. Janessa's hand appears to be bruised (or possibly dirty).



Jilly Bean bought herself a novelty light-up reindeer hat. She could not, as some Redditors pointed out, be assed to spend the money to buy her visibly cold children decent winter coats, hats, or gloves. (Naturally, her own plump body was wrapped in a shiny new puffer jacket, with matching sparkly gloves.)

The Christmas lights did appear to be decent, so there's that.

 

[Trombonista]

Nurthan is pregnant again.

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(Also, the fact that Jill won’t feed her kids, but will waste a dinner roll for a baby announcement by writing directly on it with Sharpie [instead of covering it in saran wrap first] really pisses me off.)

Desecrating a King's Hawaiian roll with marker has to be a sin, right?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Exercised throughout pregnancy, drank a ton of water, took the best prenatels with extra calcium, etc. And after just one pregnancy/birth, I still ended up with a slightly loose molar due to calcium loss in my jaw. Pregnancies drain so much in terms of nutritional elements from the mothers bodies, even in the best conditions.

She's going to lose all her teeth.

Just the utter disregard for the weight of history, they make me feel the same way I do about people who destroy ancient monuments and irreplaceable stuff like that for stupid ideological reasons.

That sounds like something they would do, like crossing out ancient graffiti because it's Pagan or something.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Pregnancy is ROUGH on your body. It will go through some drastic physiological changes in order to accomidate a fetus, and it takes time to heal and return to normal.

I was talking to someone about pregnancy yesterday, and she told me that her 2nd kid had decided to lodge itself towards the back, in her kidney/sciatic nerve area. She said she couldn't do anything without leaning the opposite way, until her doctor massaged the lump back to a normal position.

It's fascinating, because they're basically parasites that pump us with hormones telling us this is good, and that we want this (among other things). The whole time, our bodies are getting the life sucked from them.

I hope Nurie gets through this safely.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

The other thing with tooth loss in pregnancy is that it's not only because of minerals being leeched from your bones and teeth but your gums get more easily inflamed during pregnancy, which can cause gum disease and loosen the teeth. Some women get extra cleanings while pregnant to try to keep their gums healthy.

 

[multiverse]

Oh lordt. Here comes Kaylee's Plexus saga.



Chances this account is run by Jill? High.

 

[877-CASH-now]

Oh lordt. Here comes Kaylee's Plexus saga.
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Chances this account is run by Jill? High.

"Health and wellness business" of fucking course.

 

[Blerg]

Desecrating a King's Hawaiian roll with marker has to be a sin, right?

Galatians 5:19-21: Now the works of the jillpm are evident: parental immorality, impunity, neglect, self idolatry, Plexus, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of passive aggression, rivalries, neglect, divisions, envy, starvation, RV cages, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

Kind of terrifying how few words I had to change to make these verses fit this crazy bitch.

 

[multiverse]

"Health and wellness business" of fucking course.

How funny that "Kaylee's" typing style is identical to Jill's emoji strewn prose.



And here we go! Kaylee's selling Plexus, because Jill needed a new downline to get on next year's cruise.



But what's this? Even fueled by her beloved Pink Drink, Jill is simply too exhausted to throw Christmas tat on top of all the dusty tat she already owns?

It's way past time to see a doctor for your bulging eyes and swollen hands, Jill.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

It's way past time to see a doctor for your bulging eyes and swollen hands, Jill.

Grave's disease or manic state?

 

[multiverse]

And here it is: the reason Jill made a Facebook page for Jonathan and Kaylee: Jill will NOT miss another Plexus vacation event. Now she's got the mandatory new downline to qualify for the Dominican Republic retreat in February! (Terms and conditions apply: you must pay your own travel costs, bring a new downline, Plexus guarantees no income whatsoever, it's all on you werk it HARD, hun!)



Jill, distraught that Nurie will not take two vacations in a month's time to Ohio, made everyone have a pretend Christmas at Thanksgiving lest she not get her way.

Tim will be in Pennsylvania visiting Heidi at Christmas, and obviously Nathan is needed to pastor at his own Florida church during that time. Philip should be home from Bybul Skool, though. Did Jonathan (and Kaylee) insist on visiting his own family for Christmas? I dont think any of his family have met Gideon yet. I can't think that she'd have a meltdown if only Tim and Nurue weren't present. Maybe joining Plexus was Jill's price for allowing Jonathan and Kaylee to be excused for Christmas.



There is no way Kaylee wrote this: this typing style is 100% identical to Jill's, which is to say this typing style is reminiscent of a woman twenty years Kaylee's senior.