💥 Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Android raptor]

Well, Jill does enjoy cooking for Thanksgiving! And by cooking for Thanksgiving, I mean she enjoys watching her beloved children fight for the burned scraps left over by Dave when she serves enough food for a young family of four, to her family of seventeen (Shrek, Mimi Jill, the six adult children, two sons in law, and seven younger children.)

Since Jonathan has moved to Ohio, the holiday food has improved by leaps and bounds. It is thought that he purchased the food for the last three Thanksgivings, because the difference between what is served now, verses when he came on the scene, is staggering. Jill can still burn the shit out of everything, but her darling Jonathan grew up as a corn fed farm boy and his arrival in Rod Land coincides with a general improvement in the Rodlet appearances: from Victorian match children / Warsaw ghetto, to Oliver Twist / workhouse children.

We'll have to see if Tim gets invited or if he's still on Jill's shitlist enough that he gets snubbed. That or he decides to have Thanksgiving with Heidi's family (which is probably the better choice).

I wonder if she'll show up unannounced at Kaylee's place and not only expect her husband to pay for all the food, but her postpartum daughter to cook it? That seems like something Jill would do.

 

[multiverse]

Cool.
Why the fuck is that 19 year old friends with a 12 year old?
Really don't see a problem with that, huh?

I think this poster was commenting on a different fundie relationship, Bethany Baird and her miserable husband Dåv.

I wonder if she'll show up unannounced at Kaylee's place and not only expect her husband to pay for all the food, but her postpartum daughter to cook it?

This is probably why Jill "blessed" Kaylee with that horrible kitchen disaster job: so Jill can force Kaylee to praise mama for ruining Kaylee's kitchen, while Kaylee grinds out a dinner for twenty with a toddler clinging to her legs and a newborn strapped to her chest.

 

[Android raptor]

This is probably why Jill "blessed" Kaylee with that horrible kitchen disaster job: so Jill can force Kaylee to praise mama for ruining Kaylee's kitchen, while Kaylee grinds out a dinner for twenty with a toddler clinging to her legs and a newborn strapped to her chest.

Didn't she do something similar to Nurie once?

I guess if nothing else Kaylee is about to find out why rugs in a kitchen and fire hazards near the stove are such bad ideas.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I guess if nothing else Kaylee is about to find out why rugs in a kitchen and fire hazards near the stove are such bad ideas.

They probably think God will protect them from fire hazards like when Nurie and her husband almost killed their firstborn in a car crash by having him on her lap instead of in a car seat.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Bethany Baird and her miserable husband Dåv.

OT I don't think either of those people is gay. They're just people with zero attraction to each other who are in an arranged marriage. They both grew up fairly uninformed about sex and with few, if any, opportunities (and definitely no permission) to interact with members of the opposite sex. Dave is disturbingly childlike, but I don't know any people from these sects in real life, so maybe that's normal for the men from these families.

 

[Android raptor]

OT I don't think either of those people is gay. They're just people with zero attraction to each other who are in an arranged marriage. They both grew up fairly uninformed about sex and with few, if any, opportunities (and definitely no permission) to interact with members of the opposite sex. Dave is disturbingly childlike, but I don't know any people from these sects in real life, so maybe that's normal for the men from these families.

Men from these families are either extremely sheltered and obviously abused, or sexual predators.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

OT I don't think either of those people is gay. They're just people with zero attraction to each other who are in an arranged marriage. They both grew up fairly uninformed about sex and with few, if any, opportunities (and definitely no permission) to interact with members of the opposite sex. Dave is disturbingly childlike, but I don't know any people from these sects in real life, so maybe that's normal for the men from these families.

Wasn't Dave a convert? Or are we talking about the other one?

 

[multiverse]

Wasn't Dave a convert? Or are we talking about the other one?

The poster you are replying to was speaking of Däv Beal.

Sad Däv Beal is a convert to very conservative Christianity. He was a Christian, but converted to the Baird version of fundie light (women don't wear prairie dresses and may wear pants.) He was a theater kid who was sent to conversion therapy. Däv married Bethany Beal when she was 31, after a short courtship. He is miserable in his marriage, and they have two kids.

Fat Dave Rodrigues is a convert to evangelicalism. He was converted when someone handed him a Chick Tract with a big smile face on the cover, while he was walking in a mall. He ended up at the same upstate NY church as the Noyes family, where he met 12 year old Jill. They married when Jill was 18, and they have 13 kids. Fat David is completely indifferent to his wife and children.

So it isn't poor Kaylee and her destroyed kitchen who have to host Jill's starving hoarde of remaining children: this year, it's Nurie and Nathan's turn to buy three carts full of groceries, notions and sundries the night before Thanksgiving, when Sweet Mama turns up in the RV as a surprise.

I don't see one real item of food in those three carts, besides milk. It's all toilet paper, chips, crackers, and cereals. Is Jill like the mom played by Cher in Mermaids, who can only tolerate appetizers in her home?

 

[GreenHell]

I don't see one real item of food in those three carts, besides milk. It's all toilet paper, chips, crackers, and cereals. Is Jill like the mom played by Cher in Mermaids, who can only tolerate appetizers in her home?

I see bananas, mac & cheese, stuffing mix, Hawaiian...something or other, some kind of greens, and maybe a small turkey or two. Regardless, it's all going down Fat Dave's gullet.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

So it isn't poor Kaylee and her destroyed kitchen who have to host Jill's starving hoarde of remaining children: this year, it's Nurie and Nathan's turn to buy three carts full of groceries, notions and sundries the night before Thanksgiving, when Sweet Mama turns up in the RV as a surprise.
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I don't see one real item of food in those three carts, besides milk. It's all toilet paper, chips, crackers, and cereals. Is Jill like the mom played by Cher in Mermaids, who can only tolerate appetizers in her home?

I saw... I think those cup mac n cheeses? French toast sticks, hawaiian something, a bag of some kind of leafy green, cereal, aaand bananas.
Isn't white caped 1% milk? Or is it green? 2% is usually blue. And red is whole, so the milk won't do a lot.

 

[80's Dad]

Going to be real here, we can only see like 10% of this Aldi haul. It's way out there to be claiming 'there's no real food here' when you can't see anything.

Also the Hawaiian thing is a stuffing mix.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Going to be real here, we can only see like 10% of this Aldi haul. It's way out there to be claiming 'there's no real food here' when you can't see anything.

Also the Hawaiian thing is a stuffing mix.

Oh completely agree, I'm just seein what I can spot.

NOW FOR WHAT WE WERE WAITIN FOR!
Jilly Bean had a little contest of who made the best fudge

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Looks like she learned her lesson somehow about showing off her cooking, I wonder why? Also why is there a whole ass pumpkin?
Those empty plates aren't a good look Jill, I know everyone was probably waiting for prayer after her billions of pictures. How long do you think they waited?
Food pictures

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Despite my snark, everyone looks genuinely happy here, they seem to have had a relatively nice Thanksgiving, also the baby is cute.

This is Nurie's place, right? Looks like the tack didn't fall far from the horse, but still, it's more coherently put together than Jilly Beans. The blue wall light is kinda cool imo. For a minute I genuinely thought they fucked up their dinner and went out somewhere. I'm not used to seeing so many tables while also having so much extra space between them, feels like a resturaunt!

Edit: upon further inspection I think it was the subway tiles going half way up the wall that made me think of it being a restaurant since literally nothing else jumps out at me. It doesn't look.... bad, but it's an interesting choice.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

NOW FOR WHAT WE WERE WAITIN FOR!
Jilly Bean had a little contest of who made the best fudge

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Looks like she learned her lesson somehow about showing off her cooking, I wonder why? Also why is there a whole ass pumpkin?
Those empty plates aren't a good look Jill, I know everyone was probably waiting for prayer after her billions of pictures. How long do you think they waited?
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Despite my snark, everyone looks genuinely happy here, they seem to have had a relatively nice Thanksgiving, also the baby is cute.

This is Nurie's place, right? Looks like the tack didn't fall far from the horse, but still, it's more coherently put together than Jilly Beans. The blue wall light is kinda cool imo. For a minute I genuinely thought they fucked up their dinner and went out somewhere. I'm not used to seeing so many tables while also having so much extra space between them, feels like a resturaunt!

Edit: upon further inspection I think it was the subway tiles going half way up the wall that made me think of it being a restaurant since literally nothing else jumps out at me. It doesn't look.... bad, but it's an interesting choice.

Not going to lie. The fudge looked really good.
The empty plates, I agree, is a bad look. Hopefully everyone didnt have to fair too ling to eat.

As for the food itself. I can only identify a single small turkey, a mountain of rolls, gravy, mashed potatoes?, a big bowl of salad, cranberry dressing and three smaller casserole dishes. It once again seems like far to little food for the amount of people shown.

 

[Pywacket]

This is Nurie's place, right?

Nah. She lives in a smaller house. This is the Bardominium, with grifted huge table, and more tat than a TGIFridays.

 

[multiverse]

This is Nurie's place, right?

As @Pywacket said, this is the barndominium. It looks like Nurie and Nathan drove to Jill this time, which makes Nurie paying for groceries when Jill is "hosting" even more egregious.

also the baby is cute.

That's Angie's baby; she's one of Jill's tein younger sisters.

As far as the food, it is meager as per usual when Jill is in charge. This appears to be all of the gravey allotted to the children's table (at least fifteen children.)



And the adult table isn't much better. Both tables appear to have one half of an arid turkey, a bowl of green salad or possible broccoli, rolls, what appears to be a large bowl of yellow (Jill's specialty!), and some unidentifiable large Tupperware.


This is not food sufficient to feed thirty people.


As far as the fudge contest, this is the second or third yearing running that this dessert contest has taken place. The first year, the dish was concord grape pie and Nurie won the contest. Jill may have tolderated this because Nurie is just an extension of herself. But narcissists can't stand losing, so it appears the dessert contest is now limited to the children, rather than the Noyes sisters and maybe Nurie.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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That is not "lots of food".

 

[GreenHell]

This is not food sufficient to feed thirty people.

I suspect this is as good as it will get for the Rod clan when they're dining at home on their own dime.

 

[877-CASH-now]

Rate me late, but the Maryland pictures lagged because Jill didn't want folks to know they were in Maryland for Shrek's court date for defacing a national monument earlier this summer.

 

[Android raptor]

Rate me late, but the Maryland pictures lagged because Jill didn't want folks to know they were in Maryland for Shrek's court date for defacing a national monument earlier this summer.

Wait what

 

[877-CASH-now]

Wait what

He was there for a plea agreement and had to pay a $240 fine. Reddit | Archive.