💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

"she once stomped on my testicles so violently and repeatedly I had to see a doctor"

None of this stuff is true. I imagine when all the cameras are off he's sitting there cracking up thinking about all of the suckers believing it.
 
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I’ve now had two IRL friends send me links to negative coverage of the documentary. (Not the documentary itself, mind you — just the coverage shitting on Boogie.) I’d never discussed Boogie with either of them. They just saw an unbelievably pathetic degenerate and wanted me to join them in being disgusted by him.

Boogie dun goofed.
 
Bonus tweet. Found another tweet of Boogie's sex pest behavior, this time when he was married:

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Yeah I'm sure that's how it went down Booger.
I certainly call BS on this, but it does make me wonder. If deathfats set off an alert (or do opt out), how thorough is the pat down? A prohibited item could easily be concealed under a 'meat apron' if one deigned to try. I'm gonna try to remember to ask a TSA about it on my next trip.
 
Okay, this fucking guy has now retold this sexual/physical abuse story to the point where his balls were crushed so badly they ceased producing testosterone. Firstly I'm not quite sure that's exactly how those mechanics work in the first place, and second off even if they were for him to sustain such an injury would have surely required hospitalization and treatment which would have led to some kind of social services investigation...
It doesn't make any sense at all. The trauma required to make testicles stop producing testosterone would be so horrific as to make the anatomy non functional. After some searching I couldn't find any cases of non catastrophic physical damage to testicles in childhood causing low testosterone in adulthood. What he should've gone with instead was the PTSD from said abuse causing low testosterone, because there is a significant correlation between PTSD diagnosis and low testosterone, to the point where clinicians are now advising career military, law enforcement, emergency medicine, and firefighters to begin getting their hormone levels checked at 35. Slam dunk. Instead, he went with the crushed balls meme, which is ridiculous, because he's a liar with no idea how hormones actually work.

All of this is moot, anyway, because his low testosterone isn't caused by physical or mental trauma, it's just normal age related falloff compounded with being obscenely morbidly obese, which causes hormone problems.

His hormone levels wouldn't be an issue at all though if he just did the honorable thing and FUCKING DIED. DIE BOOGIE, YOU FAT FUCK.
 
His testosterone cope is just that: Cope. With a heavy side order of "pity me I was molested boohoo", of course. Superfats seem to come up with all types of reasons why their bodies don't function the way they should, and it's amazingly rare for them to say that maybe it's because they're fat.

Jack scalfani is a great example. 350 Strokes and not a one of them is because he's a fat fuck that eats out or has food delivered every day. Yeah it was the caffeine in the energy drinks jack, and I also believe you when you say you only ate the half that giant hamburger shown on camera, for your review, and after recording you gave the rest to a homeless guy.
 
“I neh-ver did! I neh-ver did! I neh-ver did! I neh-ver did! I neh-ver did! I neh-ver did!”

When people go insane, this is the last thing they hear before their mind snaps.
 
So for anyone who didn't watch this (you really shouldn't), Wings told a story about his suicide attempt and Boogie immediately started talking about himself.

Basically, Wings was telling Boogie to shut the fuck up about "well I didn't pay off my house and bought hookers cause I was gonna KILL MYSELF!" and that Boogie was never suicidal. He told a story about how he was driving to a field to shoot himself, but realized that since he subconsciously put his seatbelt on, he didn't really want to die. Not really a very profound observation, but for Wings it is pretty astute.

Boogie immediately, and I do mean literally immediately without even asking anything or making a kind remark, goes into some stupid fucking fake story about how he had his "kill kit" but he saw Sammy on his lap and realized he couldn't kill himself. Which, by the way, is so common it is not even worth mentioning. The seatbelt story actually has a lesson to be learned from it and is not just "my dog would be sad!" nonsense.

It's just incredible that Boogie can't not be the center of attention in any situation. Even if someone is talking about killing themselves, Boogie cannot handle it and needs to syphon the attention and sympathy the other person is getting. He can't help himself.

Also, Jesus, people that are new here need to understand that this guy has been going around for years saying his mom kicking him in the balls was rape. Fuckin weirdo.
 
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She doesn't know what is happening and isn't equipped for it. Someone needs to straight up intervene and come get her before he daydreams she's his own child and fuckin molests her.

That's never happening. Boogie's sperm is so fat that it'll never make its way up the fallopian tube, even if he uses a turkey baster to get it in there.
 
This new character Boogie's trying to play on the podcast is pathetic. It's like a bored, apathetic looser who's 4 hours into a sleeping pill and trying to have a conversation. I'm sure this isn't what Keem had in mind when he organized it.
 
I’ve now had two IRL friends send me links to negative coverage of the documentary. (Not the documentary itself, mind you — just the coverage shitting on Boogie.) I’d never discussed Boogie with either of them. They just saw an unbelievably pathetic degenerate and wanted me to join them in being disgusted by him.

Boogie dun goofed.
What I really want to know is: which part of the documentary did Boogie think showed him at his best? All of it looks terrible.

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What I really want to know is: which part of the documentary did Boogie think showed him at his best? All of it looks terrible.

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The clip of him and the abductee on a seat together as boogie (tearfully, if he could act) holds a piece of paper listing all the shit wrong with him, as he pleads for her to understand that he's gonna die soon (but not soon enough) and if he could turn back time he would have lost the weight and prevented all this because he loves her so much.

I haven't seen many clips from the documentary, but of the few I have seen that stood out as the most insanely blatant examples of manipulation I have ever seen.

>I'm a huge big fuck up (feel bad for me)
>I don't think you understand the extent of it so I'll explain it to you (you're young and dumb but i'll look after you, like always)
>I'm dying soon (you can't leave me)
>I love you (you have to say you love me too)
>I would change it all if I could turn back time (It's totes too late now though hahahaha diet? more like never-heard-of-it!)

It was grotesque. But I bet to him it looked like him confronting his demons and being passionate with the child-bride.
 
I don't think Boogie realises how fucking disastrous this documentary has been for his public perception. This is by far the furthest reaching and hardest hitting of any of his big drama meltdowns in recent times. Worse than lying about the swatting, the Tesla saga, the crypto video, the begging video, shooting a gun at Frank Hassle, etc. I've had several (very normie) friends mention Boogie and the documentary who had never even heard of him before due the doc being discussed by various commentary youtubers. It's amazing that he's so narcissistic that he thought this was somehow a good idea.

I've always found it hilarious that Boogie claims he has a mob of dedicated haters that spend "hundreds of man hours" coordinating and watching his every move to get him cancelled or whatnot. When there's people like me who never even bothered to make a Kiwifarms account (until now) when r/samandtolki got banned because his shtick his been so boring and repetitive that I figured it wasn't even worth it. (Also hi Boogie, your teeth still look ridiculous by the way).

Anyway, I made this account is because I listened the third episode of the lolcow live and it genuinely struck a nerve inside me in a way that has never happened before.

I'm so fucking done with this creepy fat degenerate lazy manipulative lying piece of shit existing on this planet.

They way he lies to people directly to their face and then doubles down with another lie when immediately called out for it leaves absolutely no doubt in my mind that boogie is completely void of any conscience. It genuinely makes me mad at the internet that he's been able to use his constant suicide baiting and manipulative behaviour to make everyone in YouTube space feel threatened to say the truth and call him out for it.

We've already seen Mutahar backtrack on the Lolcow Live claiming "I don't hate Boogie, I just want him to get better". Tom Dark obviously knows boogies every skeleton in boogies closet and is likely reading this thread, but he refuses to push boogie on anything because he's likely been sent several hundred twitter DM's from boogie threating self-harm, he's already admitted going to Boogies house to help him revitalise his career and improve his content.

Boogie is a complete parasite, a perpetual drain, an absolute void on everything and everyone around him, this fat lazy piece has been given opportunities and support that so many of us would metaphorically kill for only to do absolutely nothing but piss it away and then still claim that he's hardly done by and is a victim. Literally everything he touches or is involved with goes to shit.

I never really paid attention to the whole "girlfriend" situation because I automatically assumed any women that interacts with him in an intimate way was just being paid. But the situation with Dezi really hit me hard.

This poor girl is so broken from his manipulation that she'd rather live with a fat dirty man 2.5x her age who views her as a piece of meat and live in maid then someone who actually cares about her. Like a vulture circling around a wounded animal, boogie is complete predator and I have no doubt in my mind that they were absolutely talking when she 18 (probably even younger). The first thing my normie friends mentioned after learning about him is that he's perverted and extremely gross when it comes to women.

Four years lurking in this thread and episode 3 of lolcow live is what finally broke me.

I can't wait to celebrate Boogie death with all you beautiful people. 🎉
 
This new character Boogie's trying to play on the podcast is pathetic. It's like a bored, apathetic looser who's 4 hours into a sleeping pill and trying to have a conversation. I'm sure this isn't what Keem had in mind when he organized it.
It’s like Boogie REALLY doesn’t want to take part in any of this and is being as difficult and unappealing as possible in protest. He is such a child.
 
It’s like Boogie REALLY doesn’t want to take part in any of this and is being as difficult and unappealing as possible in protest. He is such a child.
Boogie thinks he's better than Wings and DSP, so it must crush his soul (if he even has one) to see all the love for Wings and Tommy C in the comments. There is virtually no support for Boogie in the comments and everyone sees through his charade to the point that people mocked his "cancer" in the comments. No one thinks his relationship with Dezi is impressive, it's weird, she's weird, she's a 3 at best though she seems nice enough. Definitely more than Boogie deserves.

It's too bad that people like Keem continuously try to help Boogie out. His time in the sun should've been long over, but he keeps clinging on for dear life. Boogie should be treated like a zoo animal: Look, but don't touch, talk or interact with him. That's how you end up with dumbass decisions like Turkey Tom going to his house or Johnny Fox DMing Boogie thinking that he's a decent guy. The sooner people realize that helping Boogie is a wasted cause, the better. This isn't some movie where there'll be a happy ending for Boogie.
 
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You know, the end of the Documentary, I thought he actually had THAT kind of trip that puts shit into perspective. A lot of my self loathing and inner bullshit was solved by me accidently greening the fuck out on some bad weed and witnessing my life from third person with color commentary from myself. It can be the kick to the brain chemistry you need, so I thought it might've worked
 
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