Money FB 8/31 - Who wants to pay our mortgage?!

[Fulmango]

Anyone left any comments on this post?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Waterman has even less understanding of money than Chris... no wonder why he keeps paying Chris for videos.

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

Golly I sure hope some ween pays him $50 to explain what a mortgage is.

 

[Lysistrata]

Waterman has even less understanding of money than Chris... no wonder why he keeps paying Chris for videos.

In all fairness he could just as easily be talking about the gibberish Chris finished the post with.

 

[Dain Bramage]

I will, Chris. Said no one ever!

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

What is 'plub'?

 

[kobebyarlant]

So is he... trying to be cute? Like you see a sad kitten and want to feed it? Except it's a poor tard and you want to pay his mortgage?

 

[Cosmos]

This is one of the most pathetic things he's ever posted.

 

[Apocalypso]

Aaaaand Chris stopped reading Jesse's post around mid-third line.

 

[Sharonthecat]

This is how Chris thinks money works, only with an adult male as the breadwinner and the young girl as a brainless, beautiful idiot.

Spoiler: These Muscles will Provide For you One Day

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I wonder if that's part of the reason he's trans now.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

I really think Jessica Quinn should totally help Chris out on the mortgage. That's an idea to gain control of his situation. Maybe selling her house (if she owns one) and all her other belongings. Heck, she might even get a few loans from several banks. Scrap that 115k together because it's totally worth the attention she gets from Chris.

 

[butt in trouble]

It's pretty much the attraction sign all over again. Chris publicly and blunty states what it is he wants and then fully expects someone to give it to him regardless of how unrealistic, selfish and downright stupid of a demand it is.

 

[Xarpho]

I'm probably going to be rated Optimistic (at best), but what if this was the ween plan all along? They basically give Chris more and more money until he expects the motherload (like a mortgage) and then laugh at his circumstances when the house is foreclosed and all of the Chandlers' possessions are on the front lawn to be sold. Granted, it's not a good plan and one of the "I want Chris to suffer" variety, but it would fit in with general ween modus operandis. Or am I giving them too much credit?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I'm probably going to be rated Optimistic (at best), but if this was the ween plan all along? They basically give Chris more and more money until he expects the motherload (like a mortgage) and then laugh at his circumstances when the house is foreclosed and all of the Chandlers' possessions are on the front lawn to be sold. Granted, it's not a good plan and one of the "I want Chris to suffer" variety, but it would fit in with general ween modus operandis. Or am I giving them too much credit?

I'm guessing giving money to Chris was more of a "Notice me senpai!" kind of thing but maybe what you said is the case if it's a millionare ween trolling mastermind.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Is it possible he is trying to get people to pay off a potential new place of residence he is interested in? Or maybe it's his mortgage plus his debts? Or maybe Barbs corpse is lying to him about how much they need? I don't know. He ain't getting shit from me regardless.

 

[Scarecrow]

I'll pay it if he redoes his recent, butchered cover of "So need a cute girl".

On a more serious note, $155,000 is beyond even the power of the trusty monthly tugboat, which seems to have sank.

 

[Darndirty]

I don't think Chris is actually asking for this...actually I wouldn't be surprised if this comes more from barb bitching at him, I'm sure that figure came from barb... I think it's part "random access humor" part barb bitching (probably mad Chris went to omega and wasted good money that coulda gone to the horde )

Also I think I translated the bottom part...he's plubbing along happily then he's thwacked by responsibility and it makes him sad that he has to do things and make payments so it makes him . God I follow Chris to much I'm learning to speak autism

 

[Dain Bramage]

Here ya go, Chris.

 

[repentance]

They don't let you mortgage your house or get secured credit on it unless it's insured.

While this is true, the required insurance is often inadequate and you're not required to have contents insurance. Even if there was a mortgage on the house at the time of the fire, they could easily have been underinsured by tens of thousands of dollars. They don't seem like the type to carefully shop around for insurance policies and to carefully re-evaluate their needs each year. They seem like the type to take out the cheapest, bare minimum policy available.

Add to that the fact that people often take the opportunity to make improvements to their home when renovating after a disaster and you can easily get to the $100,000 out of pocket mark by the time everything has been restored, replaced and upgraded if you had no frills insurance.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Jesus, that house isn't paid off? It's so old. There's no way it's somehow worth more than $115k.

not if they took out a second mortgage!