Money FB 8/31 - Who wants to pay our mortgage?!

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[chimpburgers]

Get a real job, you lazy bum.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Aww fuck we posted at the same time, lol.

 

[lynx]

first one to do it gets their choice of medallion or amiibo

 

[MetallicTunes]

I know DStecks does.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Get a real job, you lazy bum.

His job is to be as Retarded as possible for our lulz.

 

[limecouch]

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Jesus, that house isn't paid off? It's so old. There's no way it's somehow worth more than $115k.

 

[selere]

Chris is gonna have to sell his booty.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

you gotta make that pussy pop and that ass clap to getcha bills paid like that bb girl

 

[Xenomorph]

first one to do it gets their choice of medallion or amiibo

Nah he will say he is too stressed out to do that and offer you a lackluster song he changes the words to.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He is definitely going to homeless once Barb croaks.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I guess the "plub, plub, plub" is Chris saying he's drowning in debt? I think? Christ, his updates are making sense to me.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Stephanie Bustcakes is going to have to work the Streets of Ruckersville for it to be worth it for us to match it to pay the mortgage.

 

[A Skeleton]

did he have a stroke while typing that second part or is that just him trying to transcribe

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I'd consider paying for it if I got an hour with his taintgina if you know what I mean

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'm sure Cole will do it, Chris.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Today, in Christory

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

Looks like its time to rent an apartment.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I'm sure it probably has 3 mortgages Because they spend their money on endless shit.

 

[Buck Mullet]

There has to be more than 115,000 people who have heard of Chris. If Chris suddenly had the resolve and savvy he could get $1 each online. But damn, :autism:.