Money FB 8/31 - Who wants to pay our mortgage?!

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Is he serious? Is he fucking serious? There's no way nobody is going to pay Chris-Chan mortgage. Shit, even the weens aren't that stupid to chip in.

Is Chris getting worse? Yes. Yes, he fucking is.
 
I don't know what to make with that bottom portion of his comment. I just picture a cow drowning in water, and it horrifies me so.
 
I'm assuming they're on mortgage #3 or #4 at this point.

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"Condition: AVERAGE" :story:
 
You guys are worrying about nothing
This is all part of Chris' plan to get that 150,000 dollars and get some real China.
Remember that @spylobster was going to lend Chris the services of his printer; well, Chris plans on making an announcement to sell Sonichu Amibos and Sex Toys: Fun for the whole family (tm) but it's just a rouse. @spylobsert plans on printing out an exact replica of Britney Spears' black Amex card, which Chris can use to get a cash advance of 150,000$$$.

Chris will disguise himself as his favorite female idol, walk into the bank and get all the moneys he needs to pay off that pesky mortgage. After Chris' line of Sonichu related crap takes off, Chris will be able to return the money and have some left over to buy himself a pair of mutton flaps. This plan is of course, idiot proof, which is proof that Chris is an idiot.

Seriously, a social worker needs to step in or else Chris is going to be stuck thinking that he along with his "loyal fans" are responsible for his family's financial mistakes until the day he dies.
 
I love how we've reached a point where enough tards have given free money to Chris that he thinks this will actually work.
 
There's always tutoring, Chris could revive his old dating 101 class. And for a little extra you can get some "private" tutoring (Open to natural born females only. Lesbians, Bisexuals and Straight Women all equally welcome. No smokers).
 
Meanwhile, in the depths of Carniggo Hall, the worlds smartest film critic continues to PISS AND BURN good money away when he could be using it to pay off the mountain of debt accrued by his poor innocent mother and female lesbian soul half-sister.

The Bastard!
 
Jesus dijo:
Meanwhile, in the depths of Carniggo Hall, the worlds smartest film critic continues to PISS AND BURN good money away when he could be using it to pay off the mountain of debt accrued by his poor innocent mother and female lesbian soul half-sister.

The Bastard!
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I'll say it again; he's COLEd hearted!
 
Darndirty dijo:
I wonder what it's like to have no pride. Poor bob, so concerned with making Chris life easy that he didn't bother to teach him dignity and self worth. Now look at him.
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I am sure Bob tried, but with Barb's constant meddling, it was a lost cause.
This situation makes me think that Bob finally spun around so hard in his grave because of Chris' bad behavior, that he finally regained control of his soul and was able to curse Chris and Barb for spooning behind his back. I think Bob was finally able to cut down Chris' terrible lifestyle and sense of entitlement.
 
I feel like my Islamic Content rating could use a boost so I'd just like to say the only thing I would ever pay Chris for is a live webcam show of him rubbing Oestrogel over his taintgina.
 
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