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COME ON BRO AGAIN? It's been five years! Linda really fucked this dude up.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Why even make a suggestions box when your answers to two good ones are:
I can't do a member's recommended stream because I autistically deicded this would be a members only stream and I will get harassed for doing that. Also let me play victim as I continue to minsinterpret and ignore my dents correcting me about big streamers doing this same thing.
I can't do merch because the sites all hate me and are unreliable and I am too stupid to just do a small merch run of a few dozen shirts or some shit and see how well they sell before I ramp up production.
I don't even have a fucking business degree and I found a solution for the second one.
I can't do a member's recommended stream because I autistically deicded this would be a members only stream and I will get harassed for doing that. Also let me play victim as I continue to minsinterpret and ignore my dents correcting me about big streamers doing this same thing.
I can't do merch because the sites all hate me and are unreliable and I am too stupid to just do a small merch run of a few dozen shirts or some shit and see how well they sell before I ramp up production.
I don't even have a fucking business degree and I found a solution for the second one.
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Y'know, the notion of a Darksyde-Phil inspired film interests me, but I'd like to make it about gacha game addiction.
Think it over: there's movies and TV shows (from brilliant to godawful) about various chemical addictions, there's films about gambling addictions, and there are even SF / cyberpunk about the addictive nature of completely made-up science fiction cyberware dealies, but I don't think anyone's made a drama about someone fucking up their lives because they just had to win that six-star Hulk Hogan.
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But are you a lazy fuck who just wants money for doing fuck-all?
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Nice fucking snort! That one was clear as hell. Put it on the soundboard.
For sure something there, no idea what. Doesn't sound like a fire alarm chirp.
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This is the noise @Cardinal Cardinal was talking about. No idea what it is, so I am just going to conclude it is Khet getting blacked.
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Must have been T's assassin looking for payment for the hit so Phil could steall all T's figurines.
Bro is standing, debunked
This dude was delivering pre-stream copecasts in person. That audience looked so fucking bored.
I gotta ask, how will the appraiser feel walking into his matchoor adult office covered in dustbunnies, wires strewn all over the place, and this smoke alarm ripped out of the ceiling. Hope he tells Dave about how much of a fucking fire hazard this all is.
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Probably the same as that poor Comcast service tech, immediately attacked by an apex predator bacteria that used him as fuel to evolve with the fresh DNA and turn around to attack it's creator. Imagine how toxic that uncleaned environment is with him sweating, coughing, and snorting in a contained environment full of said dust, cat vomit, door dash containers, and gods only know what else that he's basking in 10 hours or better a day.
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- 6 de Mayo, 2022
Because DSP knows his fans are complete dunderheads, so as long as he presents them with the illusion of choice, then he can appease his fans while sneaking in a low-effort game he wants to play. It's just one of his usual methods of holding all the power while leaving his fans no other alternative.
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You pretty much answered it yourself and I understand the need to yell into the void to keep your sanity. Remember the 90 percent rule where if he's had a problem it's someone else's fault.
"Sir could you remove this mario painting from the ceiling and move these boxes blocking the bathroom door?"
Uhhhhhhhh, no!
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All the drama about the suggestion box today has me MATI.
Phil shouldn't fucking do suggestion box again. It's clear he has no interest in actually improving things or taking suggestions. His fucking dents kept recommending stuff and he was doing the usual autistic scheduling thing of "It's the busy gaming season and I have to play these games!" Dude, everyone's checked out on all the games you're currently playing and you're complaining that they are. He complains when games are too long, he complains when they're too short (Recent sonic game).
He went on a rant about how Divinity: Original Sin was 60 hours long and everyone was checked out. Bet it was the usual dry, slow, nothing happens streams he always does. Meanwhile, he doesn't want to play Baldur's Gate 3 because of that. Also meanwhile, that game ALLOWS you to be very creative. Phil could play a dwarf that just throws silverware in combat, or something really unique, and play it up to get people engaged. But nope! Gotta play Alan Wake 2, a game he's been waiting a decade for, even though the first game was boring as fuck as he wagequit the additional patreon content he was supposed to make for that game.
I played Alan Wake 1 and the only thing I remember about it was trolling /v/ that the ps3 fucking sucked (it did) cause xbox had Alan Wake.
Phil shouldn't fucking do suggestion box again. It's clear he has no interest in actually improving things or taking suggestions. His fucking dents kept recommending stuff and he was doing the usual autistic scheduling thing of "It's the busy gaming season and I have to play these games!" Dude, everyone's checked out on all the games you're currently playing and you're complaining that they are. He complains when games are too long, he complains when they're too short (Recent sonic game).
He went on a rant about how Divinity: Original Sin was 60 hours long and everyone was checked out. Bet it was the usual dry, slow, nothing happens streams he always does. Meanwhile, he doesn't want to play Baldur's Gate 3 because of that. Also meanwhile, that game ALLOWS you to be very creative. Phil could play a dwarf that just throws silverware in combat, or something really unique, and play it up to get people engaged. But nope! Gotta play Alan Wake 2, a game he's been waiting a decade for, even though the first game was boring as fuck as he wagequit the additional patreon content he was supposed to make for that game.
I played Alan Wake 1 and the only thing I remember about it was trolling /v/ that the ps3 fucking sucked (it did) cause xbox had Alan Wake.
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Damn, if only there was this like... box shaped thing you could put technology in to and make it run way better than a console. If fucking only.
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Fucking die please
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I think I've noticed something of a trend with retards like DSP and Chris-Chan and probably a lot of others. Computers are simply way too complicated for them. Yes, even the basic shit like using a pc with preinstalled windows is simply too much brain work for them to really want to deal with. I think these retards really only use a proper computer when they absolutely have to. Consoles on the other hand literally have their UI designed for small children and handhold you through pretty much everything. Plus you don't need to ever deal with shit like hardware upgrades or drivers or DirectX bullshit where you might actually have to google the problem you're having. Instead you can just buy the new Playstation for a reasonable price and plug and play.
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Dents, Dents never change.
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I don't think his viewers checked out. I think there was more money than for his Mario Wonder kahntent. Problems were 1) too many moving parts, 2) no mid-fight checkpoints, 3) impossible to handhold on the sly. He was also paid in advance so no reason not to scam a playthrough and ban anyone who points it out.
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I never really get MATI over Phil but holy fuck the audacity of this bitch. Extremely unbearable lately.
And he makes Alan Wake 2 look like shit wew boy.
And he makes Alan Wake 2 look like shit wew boy.
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- 27 de Dic, 2021
Last week he was being outright kind to six72. It even felt like Phil was pretending not to know 6seventy2 moderates for Wings. Now the dent is getting put in his place. He's getting the DJ Runo, Swaggins, and Frogga treatment. And if this is how he's gonna act (sending money while sniveling like a kicked puppy) then I have to agree. 672 is not a man at all.
Aw man. I was hoping someday we will get another FFX unboxing situation. Where the alarm is blaring even 30 minutes and Phil just streams away without fixing it.
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- 14 de Dic, 2022
feel free to correct me but this is obviously a joke. especially considering that we have the irl profile of 672 online persona.
some people like to pretend that every dent in his chat is sub room temperature IQ for the sake of pointing and laughing but it makes those who laugh look dented in the process.
curb your hubris.
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Oic was the "everyone in chat" who said Divinity was boring which was just agreeing with what Phil was already saying.
On any other slow playthrough he would see getting a hundred dollars from one person as "people supporting in droves" if it was a game he wanted to play. He's even said "if you don't like the game, please support anyway".
Same with skyward sword remake, he got good "support" and still dropped it.
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i fucking HATE when he says "post up".