💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Hila Klein IDF Style
Hila Klein IDF style.webm
(Hila Klein IDF animation by Sven Stoffels)

Now the clip is locally archived in Ethan's thread, and if anyone ever wants to find it again, they'll just need to open this thread, go to the search option, search for the name of the video, and this will be one of the results.

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Pro tip: when searching through this thread for this clip, enter the search phrase in quotation marks. "hila clip" should land you here.


Here's the .mp4 version which was featured on the Kiwi Farms homepage earlier this year (saved it directly from the homepage). Probably minimal to no differences between the two. Still, may as well drop this here for posterity now that the Youtube upload has been removed.
 
Hila IDF.mp4

Here's the .mp4 version which was featured on the Kiwi Farms homepage earlier this year (saved it directly from the homepage). Probably minimal to no differences between the two. Still, may as well drop this here for posterity now that the Youtube upload has been removed.
The one that I uploaded is the one I downloaded from Sven Stoffels' channel via yt-dlp with the default settings back when it was still on there. Looks like the one from the front page is downscaled to 720x720 while the original was 1080x1080.
 
I feel no sympathy for Ethan and I don't understand anyone who does. Ethan started out as skeptic aligned back in the day and he even had a video where he congratulated trump on winning the election. But the moment his jew nose picked up that being center left was no longer in vogue he specifically purged his old audience and attacked previous guests to attract a very specific crowd of rapid parasocial psychos. This isn't him pivoting left due to his political his saw blood money in the water by courting audience of retarded mentally underage ultra leftwingers and you can see it in his rhetoric towards right wing people like Shapiro. How can you feel sorry for this guy after his retarded poorly train shit bull turned on him, he literally did this to himself.
Honestly I love how badly this backfired. Faggot grifted right-wing adjacent "anti-sjw" content when it was popular but like idubbz, shamed and disavowed his old community (People who made both of them rich and famous) to increase his clout with leftists. Now he's suffering a mental breakdown because his new audience wants him to go full "Free Palestine Death to Israel". I wonder what he'll do now.
 
real crabs in the bucket insecure shit that i think just perfectly summarizes the left now, nothing higher to aim for just grift off the remains of civilization and just shit on people instead of building yourself up, instead of being genuinely kind try to position yourself on the right side of trends to use morality as a cudgel in the game of thrones for clout and social acceptance.
That’s a consequence of their education. These half-retarded Wellbutrin addicts were pumped full of Power Dynamics 101 in the early 2000s. They just regurgitated that bullshit to all their friends and 15-20 years later, this is what you get. Psychopaths who think the ends justify their means and their means are underhanded, disgusting and dark. They view everything in terms of “what I have” and “What can I take from you.”

If you ever meet one and manage to recognize them early, do what you do to every snake in your garden. Crush it with your boot heel.
 
Going to reiterate it because it was mentioned in the happenings thread: Hila was not in any shape or form a combatant just because she was stationed in a fighting battalion. She was most likely a secretary or maybe an operations NCO (not an actual NCO, we don't have a proper translation for it [Hebrew: מש"קית). If you want to fantasize her killing children, the most likely thing would be that she had ordered the grunts to do it.
 
Going to reiterate it because it was mentioned in the happenings thread: Hila was not in any shape or form a combatant just because she was stationed in a fighting battalion. She was most likely a secretary or maybe an operations NCO (not an actual NCO, we don't have a proper translation for it [Hebrew: מש"קית). If you want to fantasize her killing children, the most likely thing would be that she had ordered the grunts to do it.
you say that but then i see floods of comments including posts to josh on twitter from people who apparently know enough herbrew to read text pertinent to this and i start thinking that maybe hila klein actually did just start gunning down little kids for fun. hell might not have even been a combat mission from what ive seen of israel they probably have little hunting preserves where israelis can just join with the military for an evening of child hunting.
 
you say that but then i see floods of comments including posts to josh on twitter from people who apparently know enough herbrew to read text pertinent to this and i start thinking that maybe hila klein actually did just start gunning down little kids for fun. hell might not have even been a combat mission from what ive seen of israel they probably have little hunting preserves where israelis can just join with the military for an evening of child hunting.
Josh posted a 4chan post containing an image with רב טוראי written backwards because they forgot Hebrew is written RtL. Plus maybe I know what I'm talking about because I am Israeli myself and I know for sure she wasn't doing anything special &/or killing children herself.

If you want actual women in an active combat battalion, I could point you to Caracal Battalion.
 
That H3H3 snark sub is fucking insufferable. Also, I understand why she didn't want to talk about her time in a combat unit. They are very active in during the Intifadas, and going after terrist cells in the West Bank. The only thing I can find about them is that they don't remove Israeli settlers who were ordered by Israel to leave, which is Shitty, yea but like it is not the worse thing. Also I love the post on the subreddit that cries that H3H3 only talks about antisemitism, like of course, they're fucking Jewish. Anyway, H3H3 is shit, but Hila's mandatory service isn't that interesting.
 
The one that I uploaded is the one I downloaded from Sven Stoffels' channel via yt-dlp with the default settings back when it was still on there. Looks like the one from the front page is downscaled to 720x720 while the original was 1080x1080.
It's good they're both here though; the one you posted will not load for me, while the file The Yellow Dart posted plays immediately. Site be weird like that sometimes.

Also, I'm downloading a local copy and everyone else here should too. The Internet's forever, Ethan! :)
 
It's good they're both here though; the one you posted will not load for me, while the file The Yellow Dart posted plays immediately. Site be weird like that sometimes.

Also, I'm downloading a local copy and everyone else here should too. The Internet's forever, Ethan! :)
Could be a codec thing, many browsers can't handle anything other than the usual h.264 MP4 file unless you install a plugin.
 
Pretty much every single claim in that Reddit post is a lie:
During the podcast Hila says she doesn't know what her position was called but that she worked directly under the "main officer". Ethan then suggests she might have been a secretary. However, this isn't true. Hila was actually a corporal in the Duchifat Battalion and had completed at least 8 months of combat training.
You do not need to undergo "eight months of combat training" to be attached to a combat unit. If she was the battalion commander's secretary, Hila would have underwent 02-level training, which is essentially a month of being yelled at and one or two trips to a range to learn how to fire a rifle. In any case, Duchifat is not one of the units where women serve in combat roles.
This is only true for combat soldiers. If you're attached to a combat unit permanently, it's given to you when you arrive there.
This is definitely a photo from 02 training. You can tell by the ill-fitting uniforms.
[EDIT: adding more information]
Not everyone in the Kfir Brigade is awarded the multi-coloured camo beret. Here you can see members of the Brigade, most of which do not have that beret but the standard green one instead.
This is a photo taken at a swearing-in ceremony at the Kotel, which happens a few months into basic training and before the beret march. That's why the soldiers still have plain berets.
Hila's photo's that were in the "How We Met At The Holocaust Museum" video show that Hila had the rank of Corporal. However, although this sounds significant it probably isn't as it seems to be a rank given automatically to soldiers after a set nr of months and she probably reached an even higher rank than this before leaving the army.
If she served the standard two years for women, then she would have gotten one more stripe on her sleeve. Technically a sergeant, but with none of the authority an NCO would have in most militaries.
In reality, the army doesn't hand out stripes, berets, or pins for fashion reasons.
You can tell the writer has never served in any military.
elsewhere on the sub, another user poster suggests Hila was in this war crime brigade.
The vast majority of the incidents involving Kfir were/are committed by soldiers from the Netzach battalion, a Haredi unit where no women serve, not even in administrative positions.

TL;DR - Redditors should be gassed.
 
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Factually, Hila might not have seen or engaged in any combat in the IDF.

However

It’s a lot funnier to imply that she has, and that she relished in the act of killing unarmed Palestinian children.
 
Everyone in conscription serrvice gets corporal after 8 months sergaent after 1 year and a half and 1st sergeant after 2 (2 years and 4 months if its in low risk areas)

Hila didnt do any combat training for duchifat (the battalion talked about in kfir) their rookie training is classified as an 07-training regimen. Theres are also no women in Kfir doing combat roles, Hila also held an m16 during a photo which is what every non combat role conscript has during his 2-3 week rookie training, simply put women never see the frontlines women in "combat roles" simply exist to do the shit jobs men dont want to do alongside men that simply got a bad hand and got into their brigades

https://he.wikipedia.org/wiki/חיל_הגנת_הגבולות this is the only mixed combat role its basically border patrol, unless you consider artillery corps as combat roles (i dont really) theres no women in true combat roles in israel its very likely Hila was something we call a Mashakit which is a non combat trained individual doing certain desk/trade jobs around the brigade

If you want anything else you wanna know about the situation I can just try and find Hilas info online I am israeli.
 
The reaping has escalated to the point that Redditors are trying to use an ounce of their non-autism to unironically claim for real for real that a joke that only people in the meanie bad Kiwifarms and other no no places make is actually real

That Canadian pill popper's words must be ringing louder and louder on ethan if he actually cares about this huh
 
Pretty much every single claim in that Reddit post is a lie:
Conversely I went to go visit Via Dolorosa a good few years ago and, turning a corner in the Old City, I stumbled across Hila killing 50 Palestinian children with her bare hands.

"I don't think Hila is disturbed enough to kill 50 Palestinian children with her bare hands" you say? Well explain THIS
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That's an actual photograph I took of her in her IDF uniform when she sat down, her bloodlust temporarily slaked.

In all seriousness I've never really bothered looking at Hila's instagram before. This popped up-
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I must have missed this, but it transpires a third baby Klein is on the way. Here's hoping they don't neglect this one into brain damage, eh?
 
Conversely I went to go visit Via Dolorosa a good few years ago and, turning a corner in the Old City, I stumbled across Hila killing 50 Palestinian children with her bare hands.

"I don't think Hila is disturbed enough to kill 50 Palestinian children with her bare hands" you say? Well explain THIS
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That's an actual photograph I took of her in her IDF uniform when she sat down, her bloodlust temporarily slaked.

In all seriousness I've never really bothered looking at Hila's instagram before. This popped up-
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I must have missed this, but it transpires a third baby Klein is on the way. Here's hoping they don't neglect this one into brain damage, eh?
She didn't just kill those kids she clearly sacrificed them to Moloch for eternal beauty, but Moloch is a jewish demon and pretty greedy...
 
Hila shooting gif was requested by someone, figured I'd crosspost. gif versions in mati post, superior animated webp here.

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Someone paypigged asking for a gif version of the Hila video to use on twitter. Not sure about filesize restrictions so here's a slightly larger 6mb and a smaller 4mb one. (google says 5mb for phone and 15mb for desktop?) I cucked framerate by half to reduce size.

Glorious 420x420 24fps 2.8mb animated webp version (get fucked 'gif') not supported on twitter I believe.
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Honestly I love how badly this backfired. Faggot grifted right-wing adjacent "anti-sjw" content when it was popular but like idubbz, shamed and disavowed his old community (People who made both of them rich and famous) to increase his clout with leftists. Now he's suffering a mental breakdown because his new audience wants him to go full "Free Palestine Death to Israel". I wonder what he'll do now.
In all likelihood? Either he'll find another larger youtuber/twitch streamer to leech off of or he'll come crawling back to Hasan hat in hand, begging to be taken back.
 
Hila going all shell-shocked and killing Ethan would be the best Christmas present ever. A car backfires and her pupils dilate and she stalks Ethan across his San Francisco mansion grounds like the insane dude in Platoon. After killing all their employees, she then screams in Hebrew as she pulls the pins on a belt made out of grenades as she stands over crying Ethan.

Detective examining the crime scene. "It's a blood bath in here Chief. IDF you say? Musta seen some awful things in combat."

Chief: "Darndest thing, Lou. I've got her file here. She never saw combat. Just got gangbanged in the outhouses and stole all the garlic from the mess hall."
 
Conversely I went to go visit Via Dolorosa a good few years ago and, turning a corner in the Old City, I stumbled across Hila killing 50 Palestinian children with her bare hands.

"I don't think Hila is disturbed enough to kill 50 Palestinian children with her bare hands" you say? Well explain THIS
Ver archivo adjunto 5472495
That's an actual photograph I took of her in her IDF uniform when she sat down, her bloodlust temporarily slaked.

In all seriousness I've never really bothered looking at Hila's instagram before. This popped up-
Ver archivo adjunto 5472511
I must have missed this, but it transpires a third baby Klein is on the way. Here's hoping they don't neglect this one into brain damage, eh?
Nah, the brain damage comes free of charge thanks to it's parents being inbred retards.

Knowing what we do about ashkenazi jewish inbreeding, I wonder how closely related Ethan and Hilarious were before breeding their mutant spawn?
 
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