💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

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Swamp_Donkey dijo:
speaking of fishtank, the “documentary” has been pretty disappointing. theyve removed almost all instances of jon being the butt of the joke, including sams headkick, seemingly out of pity. this and the general lack of any context of the fish interactions makes the show feel incredibly disjointed.

it still blows my mind that jet neptune turned off the “24/7 no privacy livestream” cameras immediately after peak viewership and doesnt see that as antithetical to the concept of the show. no doubt they will remove any and all references to jons drunken meltdown. remember that jons sparring was initiated by sam because “if jons too annoying ill ask the lawyer about how i can legally beat him up” and now theyre retconning jon as the shows favorite.

(the retconning is personally infuriating to me)
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I'm noticing from Jet's twitter more and more he just refuses to take responsibility for his shit management and lack of a plan for Fish Tank and actively tries to weasel out responsibility for just how bad Fishtank was managed. It was all either someone else's fault or you're just a big meanie. The wiggers want you to think Fishtank was le heckin wholesome big chungus and Sam Hyde didn't beat the shit out of Jon in a roid rage because he was pissed at Jon for grassing. And only made it out that it was "boxing training" after the fact. Because Jon was too retarded to see that Sam Hyde was actually angry with him.

I know that Jet has completely misunderstood what made Fish Tank good. And will do more of the retarded shit that didn't work for season 2 because he thinks he's the mastermind behind Fishtank. Yes it was his idea. But it was only good when either Jet left everyone alone or Sam came in to tard wrangle everyone with visable disgust and annoyance.
 
Steinercard dijo:
Yes it was his idea. But it was only good when either Jet left everyone alone or Sam came in to tard wrangle everyone with visable disgust and annoyance.
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completely agree. it succeeded in spite of the crew, not because of it. they had some utterly dog shit ideas like the night monster, the milkman, the gumball machine, etc.
 
Da R00D D00D dijo:
Those ideas weren't necessarily bad it's just that it was poorly planned and quickly forgotten about.
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i think they go hand in hand. the best example of poor planning was jets heavy metal fishtoy. they wanted to have a fishtoy to make a metal band set up and play in the house. althougha funny idea, apparently jet realized like the day before fishtank went live that it would require having a metal band on site 24/7 so he canned it.
 
Swamp_Donkey dijo:
it still blows my mind that jet neptune turned off the “24/7 no privacy livestream” cameras immediately after peak viewership and doesnt see that as antithetical to the concept of the show. no doubt they will remove any and all references to jons drunken meltdown. remember that jons sparring was initiated by sam because “if jons too annoying ill ask the lawyer about how i can legally beat him up” and now theyre retconning jon as the shows favorite.
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They turned off the cameras the Simmons night because everyone in the house was having a meltdown because Sam and Jet convinced them they had been sharing a room with and hanging out with a pedophile. Instead of actually investigating or thinking critically they fully bought /tv/ rumors that turned out to be total lies and wasted an entire night of the show. GOOD JOB SAM AND JET
 
Sicko Hunter dijo:
They turned off the cameras the Simmons night because everyone in the house was having a meltdown because Sam and Jet convinced them they had been sharing a room with and hanging out with a pedophile. Instead of actually investigating or thinking critically they fully bought /tv/ rumors that turned out to be total lies and wasted an entire night of the show. GOOD JOB SAM AND JET
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my biggest annoyance is that while the cameras were off downstairs, two people went upstairs to specifically be on camera and later jon and whoever else were in extremely high spirits when they threw simmons bed outside. its not like they were shellshocked. the only person that was actually negatively affected was mauro and turning the cameras off didnt convince him to stay.
 
Ngl it'd be pretty funny to see how much aggro can be generated by using the HD cam segment clips included in this along with the existing live feed cam recordings to do a recut of the show to go against the "ART PROJECT" editing going on with these episodes, could even make a point out of it by extending the runtime by two or three episodes just to have more even coverage of the cams and show things people missed due to all the mausoleum time periods driving viewers away.
Swamp_Donkey dijo:
i think they go hand in hand. the best example of poor planning was jets heavy metal fishtoy. they wanted to have a fishtoy to make a metal band set up and play in the house. althougha funny idea, apparently jet realized like the day before fishtank went live that it would require having a metal band on site 24/7 so he canned it.
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And yet they kept things like the temperature adjustments or the fridge swap when the temperature adjustments never ran long enough to change things and the fridge swap never made any sense since the only way to make it effective would be to do it when they all went to bed (only to get negated by Jon's autistic ass sleeping on the couch ruining any planned night activities, yes I legit believe a lot of show ideas about what to do overnight were ruined by them coddling that knobslobberer).
 
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I just gotta say that Sam Hyde is a king. 👑

That is all
 
ThePissWitch dijo:
Watching clips of Sam's stream, Chris seems to be a better foil than Jet.
I guess a fat retard next to Sam is better optics than a giddy worshipper like Jet.
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Probably because Chris have a sense of humor about himself, no way Sam could joke about Jets appearance or his chosen musical genre like he does with Chris.
 
Wesley Willis dijo:
He's about to get his own lolcow thread.

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Did he just become self-aware of the Jewish place in the hierarchy? The people that knee jerk reaction hated Sam Hyde in 2015/16/17 are the same people that are attending Pro-Palestine rallies today, and have been calling Jews "white-adjacent" "colonizers" for years. Which (if we're being honest here) they are, but it's still hilarious to me.

Poor Gelman, can't catch a break. Loosemouthed antisemitic prankster on one side, social justice spergs that default to sucking Mohammad cock on the other side.
 
samhydepedo dijo:
MDE super fans should go hit up Sam at the Com98 headquarters at 789 Atwells Ave in Providence, RI.
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Idubbbz lost
Anisa lost
Hasan lost
Ethan Klein lost
Content cuck was wrong
Creator Clash 2 failed
Chris Ray Gun got knocked out a bitch
Creator Clash 3 will not happen
Idubbbz will be imprisoned for embezzlement
There will never be another content cop video ever again
Ian's mom is being tortured in hell
Hila Klein will be found guilty on all charges (of killing Palestinian children)
Fishtank is getting renewed for a third season
MDE won the culture war
Candyman Lives Matter
Sam's NFT trading card game is more socially acceptable than you
Idubbbz is being bred out
Idubbbz is being phased out
Idubbbz is being replaced
Idubbbz is on his way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in Idubbbz
Idubbbz will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
Idubbbz will never have sex
Idubbbz will die alone
:)
 
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