FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

[DragoonSierra]

He has not been able to difference between the pickleman and his true and honest sweetheart several times, men tend to be worse with faces when it comes to women are very good with the faces the women they are courting or women they view as the most fertile. Chris' problem lies in the fusiform gyrus of his brain, which means that part of his brain is either screwed up in structure or shape or is not connecting to other parts of his brain necessary for the complete recognition of faces. Chris would be able to recognize Barb and Bob just because he was exposed to them over a longer period of time, just like he can recognize his gal-pals in his facebook. Just like his galpals, though, if his brother aged slightly or put on a little bit of weight, he may be completely unrecognizable to Chris. Chris also has a difficult time differentiating between voices, being duped by a 13-year-old boy playing a brother and girlfriend and the same time. Chris got accustomed to Borbs aging faces and recognize them because he was gradually introduced to their changes, also the fact that they were already old when he was born helped as well. Chris' inability to distinguish between faces or voices along with his driving history leads me to believe that his autism is pretty bad, but he is also severely exceptional as well.

I personally would like to see an MRI of Chris's brain

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I personally would like to see an MRI of Chris's brain

I was thinking about that earlier too; it would be funny to discover that the functioning parts of his brain are exclusively dedicated to find a young, white sweetheart.

 

[Ophelia]

I personally would like to see an MRI of Chris's brain

Spoiler

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

I personally am glad that Chris finally came out of the incest closet. It shouldn't be any surprise that the theories on his sexual hang-ups regarding his mother turned out to have a grain of truth to them.

To all the lurkers turned posters that seem to be coming out the woodworks, I just want to say hello.

Well hello to you too, cutie-pie!

 

[ZehnBoat]

I personally would like to see an MRI of Chris's brain

chris' brain just shits itself and does nothing

 

[CatParty]

From @jenffer a jay

Spoiler

 

[Aleks]

Late to the party but if CWC has a true and honest Oedipus complex, should we be making investigations into what actually killed Bob?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Late to the party but if CWC has a true and honest Oedipus complex, should we be making investigations into what actually killed Bob?

Wasn't the cause of death bed parasites? It is already as it should be.

 

[Gav01]

I personally would like to see an MRI of Chris's brain

The MRI would be funny, but what would be hilarious would be getting to see the doctor show the MRI to Chris and trying to explain to Chris why his brain is abnormal, and then seeing Chris fly off the handle and accuse the doctor of being a Dang Dirty Troll.

 

[Purmojemvits]

Oh boy didn't bother to follow cwc for tiny while because of it is all begging, idiots giving him money and weenies making him do unfunny stuff and this happens.

Well I'm speechless.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Wasn't the cause of death bed parasites? It is already as it should be.

bed bugs?

that's my suspicion, anyways.

they don't always go for the whole family; so poor Mr. C might've taken the bite of it.

I don't think they typically carry dieases, either, but at 80 maybe he couldn't fight all those nasty bites, got a bad infection, and that was that.

 

[blastoiseplushie]

bed bugs?

that's my suspicion, anyways.

they don't always go for the whole family; so poor Mr. C might've taken the bite of it.

I don't think they typically carry dieases, either, but at 80 maybe he couldn't fight all those nasty bites, got a bad infection, and that was that.

Seriously, that must have been an awful way to die. To think Barb's bad housekeeping skills and her hoard might've had a hand in killing her husband...

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Seriously, that must have been an awful way to die. To think Barb's bad housekeeping skills and her hoard might've had a hand in killing her husband...

Meh, it was Bob's choice. He ditched 2 kids and a wife for Barb.

 

[BurningPewter]

What is it with the way autistics ramble with mock-wise preacher sounding word salads.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Seriously, that must have been an awful way to die. To think Barb's bad housekeeping skills and her hoard might've had a hand in killing her husband...

well, he suffers no more.

I'm sure Patti was shown more humanity in her final days then Chris's father.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

So I suppose we weren't exactly off-base with our assumptions that he and Barb have gone there.

 

[DefunctChip]

Wow.

And I do mean wow.

It's not often I can find something Chris said and honestly be shocked. I thought he had already given the world the worst of his opinions but apparently the facet on that fountain ain't NEVER gonna turn off. He just somehow manages to top himself every single time. Wonder what crazy shit he plans on condoning next. Can't go much socially lower than incest.

 

[Caz]

Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.

Couldn't he just save some of his precious for a hooker? Does he really have to pork Barb?

 

[timtommy]

Wasn't the cause of death bed parasites?

Yes, a large, autistic, cross-dressing parasite.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

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I . . . wow.